Will You Press The Button?

supahslayah9 years ago

FSM(Flying Spaghetti Monster)

FreezieNinja7 years ago

I am pastafari lol

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SuperFlameKing032 years ago

This right here is the ultimate victory!

Eastwood9 years ago

Me being a christian, I pressed the button because I want everyone to go to heaven.

Eclater8 years ago

I'm a Christian, so I want to argue with you all, so I'll argue in sign language, and text

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sonicj019 years ago

WRITE IT DOWN AND I WANT THIS SO PEOPLE DONT FUCKING ARGUE ABOUT RELIGION IT ANNOYS ME SO MUCH SCIENCE IS THE TRUE RELIGION

Go_Fuck_Yourself7 years ago

Agreed

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Jpokr28 years ago

My belief system is that I am a God and everyone should worship me. Being mute is a small price to pay for ruling the world.

LazarouDave8 years ago

Well..I'm not religious and don't believe in a god. So if me becoming mute ends wars caused by ridiculous ideals, then sure...fuck it I'm down to change the world for the better

yasopp the sniper9 years ago

just cause youre mute doesnt mean you cant speak just get something like steven hawkings voice simulator i would be like all prophets are to have harems of hot women so it is decreed by god

pdharr9 years ago

no god for the price of silence, win win time to be a ninja

Waffle9118 years ago

You can still make noise you just cant talk

Archodus Vaxal9 years ago

I could fix the planet.

UselessCompanion7 years ago

Well at least half way but thats a lot

SinonMercer8 years ago

I barely talk anyway so win-win.

Pokenoob8 years ago

Oh, holy Arceus! (yes, pokemon xD)

SamLindler8 years ago

I hate the comments more than I hate this question. Very annoying shit

theemeraldking2 years ago

I know right

Lostfeather2378 years ago

Too many people would be sacrificed tho

_King_BOO_8 years ago

I know a little sign language so I don't give a fuck

skidmark6348 years ago

I wanna be a mime!

Shadow4wolf9 years ago

Yay! Less idiots and I have a reason not to talk! Wooh!

swag abandoned9 years ago

It makes no sense

Crystal Wall12 years ago

It's the modern age, who needs to speak audibly to communicate? :-)

Mithtian9 years ago

Exxxxactly

slopmaster11 months ago

me, knowing how to read and write:

Knassen1233218 years ago

Darwinism

SBEVE6 years ago

KEANU REEVES.

likeanenderman8 years ago

Gth(guns try harder)

RandomGuy247 years ago

If you become mute that doesn't stop you from communicating via written words or sign language or voice thingy like Steven Hawking (R.I.P)

Mastergodown8 years ago

Simple learn sign languege

Flameshot9 years ago

What if the person who pushed the button's religion is something like Radical Islam? Are we all screwed?

Sophwiphwi9 years ago

Omg i hope not

Losechester678 years ago

Everybody should be able to believe in what they want. I respect every religion and wouldn't want to make anyone believe in something that actually don't believe in.

KiddleyWiffers4 years ago

It doesn't say religion or ideology, just belief system. I can spread my morals to the rest of Earth with the only consequence being I can't talk anymore. Sounds perfect.

iamanelf7 years ago

Everyone has their own religion, even if my religion teaches differently that doesn't mean that it"s necessarily true and I am not taking other"s beliefs away from them.