You will gain infinite knowledge
but
You will not be able to understand anyone you once knew
I will not


235x012 months ago
I now have the answer to life, the universe, the multiverse, how to travel to other universes, and everything.

ElectronicSweater8 years ago
Infinite knowledge would include understanding people I once knew through I'm assuming basic language. So this contradicts itself! I wouldn't get what I was promised!

AnimeChan09787 years ago
Pretty smart but yet what if they don’t remember you?
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NHLic8 years ago
I already can't understand those fucktards anyway.

Alexover90003 years ago
LMAO

♥♥lenaCMP♥♥8 years ago
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junko_enoshima4 years ago
thats it im putting this fucker in a killing game
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TheQueenOfCringe8 years ago
This contradicts itself

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
True dat

YourBoiTy6757 years ago
i would understand them because i have INFINITE KNOWLEDGE.

PHANDOM8 years ago
I don't want infinite knowledge...

Brobo208 years ago
If you had infinite knowledge then you would remember your friends

agentsss19 years ago
But I have infinite knowledge, I'm sure with INFINITE knowledge, somewhere in my mind, I'll know who I've already met.

Trollallday8 years ago
@ ROAR! Yes infinite in the tern of numbers ends at Googleplex and I am not joking but there are multiple infinities i only know a few alaf Nole omega ...the power set of alaf Nole
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SlendermanGermany11 months ago
WHERE IS MAHARID THEY TOOK MY PAGES.

MadClown19408 years ago
Is this because I'm so smart, that everyone I ever knew seems stupid to me?

MissCari8 years ago
But, I have infinite knowledge... And that includes understanding people????

Howday3 years ago
INFINITE CONTRADICTIONS

EMPTYENDER117 years ago
My new friends will be the stranger things cast! :-)

Kittenlover1018 years ago
SIKE

LazyMammalProductions8 years ago
Basically Sherlock without John?

DADRAGONMASTA9 years ago
With infinite knowledge i think i can understand anyone

sh0ttyg0thug3GY4TTlast year
fuck it we ball

logicmaaan765 years ago
if you had infinte knowledge how coud you NOT UNDERSTAND THERES NO MEANIG TO THIS

BLUEraven299 years ago
I mis-clicked the button

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Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
What"s the point of being so smart that nobody can understand you?

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
Dick butt- Oh. That nakes a lot more sense. Thanks for the reclarifocation.
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KazouTheBlue9 years ago
I don't even understand myself, what's the downside?

ArKade478 years ago
That isn't infinite knowledge...

mynameisnoturbeeswax3 years ago
If I had infinite knowledge I’d be able to understand them

ColinStayrook7 years ago
Infininite knowledge would help you understand everyone

Kittenlover1018 years ago
@&hearts -WAT?

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago
So I become an AI. Neat.

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
I never did understand people anyways. That's what you meant,right?

colon_threelast year
I dont know nobody

UltimateSpaghettore5 years ago
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sqsarrazine8 years ago
Contradictory

WaffleWizard1987 years ago
You won't even be able to understand any of your family! And people probably won't even appreciate your knowledge.

BionicSlaker 8 years ago
What if a baby was playing this and he gained it RIGHT now. Nothing would really happen since all babies don't know what the hell is happening.

rndomeshite9 years ago
no one precious in my heart but my gf

123nbahal8 years ago
Cool! I don't care about anyone I currently understand anyways!

Yeetaleet3 years ago
Infinite knowledge means understanding EVERYTHING. This just conflicts with itself.

Crazyman25118 years ago
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SuperSoda247 years ago
G. O. O. G. L. E. T. R. A. N. S. L. A. T. E.

Thechaoticwasp8 years ago
I would rather understand people that have knowledge.

BrielleTaylor279 years ago
what the heck does the downside even mean

Winter648 years ago
if it"s infinite knowledge, then how come I don't have the knowledge to understand anyone I once knew?

hime3214 years ago
I forgot everything in like 2 sec

Lzke7 years ago
I'm terrible at social intelligence anyways. Omniscience, here I come!

Firestorm8 years ago
Ok so you don't know anyone you once knew...but you have infinite knowledge this contradicts itself...

themandudelast year
So that one regular show episode?

305canesheat8 years ago
I'm pretty sure that I"d understand the people I once knew if I had Infinite Knowledge lol

MrBoom8 years ago
I know to many people

Trollium6 years ago
A small price to pay for salvation
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