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You become the funniest person alive.
but
You are never allowed to use google or other sites run by google.
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coolerdogpond12 2 years ago
I AM THE FUNNISETR AND MOIST WHOLESOIME PERSONB OF AL:L TIEM!!!!!!!!!! :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Noraine Novelli 13 years ago
>Funniest person alive >Make money off my jokes >Create my own search engine

Average_Satan_Enjoyer 3 years ago
No youtube /:
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HyennaBoi 11 years ago
i am already the funniest guy alive

Superstar57 10 years ago
nah I've "herd" better... didn't like my joke well, FLOCK YOU
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NoobtubeR 9 years ago
Google is being crap anyways, they are firing people for their political party and race.

FUCKu 9 years ago
A bad thing will hapenddddddd

FUCKu 9 years ago
With gramarrrrrrrr

FUCKu 9 years ago
I preffer youtube

SnowDog987 10 years ago
Make a program callled elgoog. Get it?

P7 10 years ago
Never be ALLOWED. Who says that it"s impossible. Loophole, bitches

AlexKorneluk 10 years ago
Use Bing

h_beta_remix 2 years ago
I rather kys
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olliepeccarinopalmer 10 years ago
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RylinDutson 10 years ago
I will become Google.

Raven94 10 years ago
Plot Twist: Pushing button instantly kills everyone in the world that's funnier than you

BlazoBoom 11 years ago
NO UTUB?!? *screams loudly*

c0mplikati0n 11 years ago
1.become rich off jokes 2.buy google

Chicago_rat_hole 3 years ago
3. change the name so its not google then you can use it
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Dogealpha 11 years ago
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gaster456 11 years ago
Wtf done
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Victor Fernandez 13 years ago
No Google = No Youtube= No button pushing

Ben Goldman 13 years ago
1. be funniest person alive 2. make money 3. pay someone to make the best proxy server 4. PROFIT

Kevin Tubridy 13 years ago
not worth it, not worth it at all

LucasCastillo 5 years ago
Just use duck duck go

Edgar Bahajev 13 years ago
>Funniest person alive >Make alot of money off the jokes >Buy Google >Rename it to Schnoogle Profit!

Brendon Marwitz 13 years ago
So youbecome your father from his perspective?

Superstar57 10 years ago
huh... my dad is more advanced than me and i can fix computers!?!

Will Chaseling 13 years ago
I'd have an assistant to do everything.

Daniël Beringen 13 years ago
I'm sure the funniest person alive can hire someone to google for them.

69xXI_fucked_ur_mumXx69 10 years ago
Porn isnt run by google so Im set

1noxaj 9 years ago
DON'T TOUCH MY YOUTUBE DANGIT!!!!

Furious destroyer 11 years ago
I am funny enough and a world without Google is like surviving war for me

SnowDog987 10 years ago
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dudebro101 11 years ago
Don't say anything about getting your friends to use Google

Crusader2113 9 years ago
Need mah youtube

whyamiselfish101 12 years ago
I don't care if im not funny, if there is no youtube I have no life

AlexKorneluk 10 years ago
NNOOOOO YOUTRUBEEE!!!!!

YTBRSosyalEmre 4 years ago
1- Be funniest man alive 2- Make money 3- Make your own Websites like Google PROBLEM?

Calebsagel 10 years ago
I am already the funniest person alive. No thats a joke

TheRealist 10 years ago
Become a Google CEO and sell the company.

Xxbrxken_heartsxX 6 years ago
*When you hate being funny*

TheMightyBear 11 years ago
I ask someone else to publish my jokes.

wuzzyark 10 years ago
no more pewdiepie

hair 9 years ago
I'll use Internet Explorer instead of Google. (:

SnowDog987 10 years ago
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Nonnonyee 9 years ago
That means no YouTube!

asdfghjklqwertyuiop 11 years ago
ha ha that is funny i almost took you seriously

SnowDog987 10 years ago
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Genso_Kagami last month
蔚蓝档案国际服的问卷还是用谷歌问卷的,还是别按了(另外帕特里克还我井池)

Little C 10 years ago
I am assuming a lot of you people in the comments don't like Youtube (being how it is run by google), saying that you are going to just buy/make your own search engine.

BobbyWasabiMk2 10 years ago
Y"all do realize that Google has bought YouTube right?

Dxash411 5 years ago
I would if it wasn't for the fact that I live on YouTube

lolman5002 11 years ago
Walk into a bank. Be so funny that they all die laughing. Walk into vault and take all the money. Use it to create your own search engine.

Crazy_Cat_Lady_2 9 years ago
Ask someone to use google for you

Rainbownight 12 years ago
Bitch I already am funny!

Willzb2000 7 years ago
No downside what so ever

brad bailey 11 years ago
What da friiiiig
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