Will You Press The Button?

swagerpaul699 years ago

wear gloves

Kuraiko8 years ago

Gloves are not alive hence they cannot die.

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duckbutt9 years ago

I am death itself, i have come to claim your mortal souls. now bow before me in youre last moments alive as i touch you with my scythe of death and suffering.

Odogg675 years ago

THE GRIM REAPER, DUCK BUTT

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GerryELewsley5 years ago

So Zeref?

SpamtonG.Spamton2 years ago

except you can still care about someone

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Flameice2 8 years ago

Huh. I am now an imirtal goose that is also death, have halo spartan armor, a death note, a zonpacto, immeasurable strength, telepathicp powers, and the one ring from lord if the rings

Ironshifter3 years ago

lol331 flameice pressed too many buttons

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Halo Prime9 years ago

Am I the only one thinking of pizza and Supernatural now?

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

nope. get the machette, we're taking off the ring....

Thatoneguy0018 years ago

So no fapping?

Cream7 years ago

fleshlight

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Ali Abdul-Rahman12 years ago

Timmy Turner's Mother

Amazingcat304 years ago

Yes

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VelocityRaptor289 years ago

I am the true god

Jameroth9 years ago

GJ. you might be immortal and have a death touch but that doesn't make you all mighty.

Wizard Rock9 years ago

If i touch the floor everyday it just dies?

Jameroth9 years ago

GJ. m8 you just killed the planet

Bonrbreth7 years ago

Ill just wear gloves. Or will they light on fire.

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

wear gloves

TheNarrator9 years ago

I will more than likely go to every funeral dressed as death

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

and make some bad jokes. hey.....if i kill with a touch, what happens if i touch a corpse....oh #$%! bad idea! we got some walkers!

Myles Davies12 years ago

"but Everything and anything you touch will die" isn't that in itself a consequence?

TheBeastlyClangon9 years ago

I know!!!

Tony Meyer12 years ago

dont know who to kill :/ ...

Letsgoinmybedroom7 years ago

What if you touch yourself

bronynielson9 years ago

ONE PUNCH

Rik12458 years ago

Zeref from fairy tail

Ozph9 years ago

Isn't this ALL downside?

vampireslayer1979 years ago

I am become death destroyer of worlds

Lsayings8 years ago

What"s the point then?

AppleDash4810 years ago

LOOPHOLE!!! It says everything and anything you touch dies. Not anyone.

BurntSandwich3 years ago

I"d poke a farmer to kill him, then I would steal his scythe, find a coat somewhere, and rob people as the Grim Reaper. And hey. If they say no, well... =Slash= dead lmao.

Luceat9 years ago

Hell no.

PJ_GrillZ7 years ago

No head, sooooooo.....

echo Phoenix9 years ago

That 1 Simpson episode anyone

xxAncientRunistxx4 years ago

Sure.

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

*sam and dean look at death, who is choking on his pizza*

DACAT7 years ago

I can't touch a kitty APSOLITLY NOT

GODz Of Ice9 years ago

I will were GLoves

Brenton_Red8 years ago

Can I wear gloves?

TomÃ¡Å¡ Bastl12 years ago

These things sound good only on paper. Just read about Midas.

Nomnom3608 years ago

The but is a consequence. Is it not?

PalmTree9 years ago

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