Will You Press The Button?

swagerpaul6910 years ago

wear gloves

Kuraiko9 years ago

Gloves are not alive hence they cannot die.

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duckbutt10 years ago

I am death itself, i have come to claim your mortal souls. now bow before me in youre last moments alive as i touch you with my scythe of death and suffering.

Odogg675 years ago

THE GRIM REAPER, DUCK BUTT

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GerryELewsley5 years ago

So Zeref?

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago

except you can still care about someone

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Flameice2 8 years ago

Huh. I am now an imirtal goose that is also death, have halo spartan armor, a death note, a zonpacto, immeasurable strength, telepathicp powers, and the one ring from lord if the rings

Ironshifter3 years ago

lol331 flameice pressed too many buttons

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Halo Prime10 years ago

Am I the only one thinking of pizza and Supernatural now?

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

nope. get the machette, we're taking off the ring....

Thatoneguy0019 years ago

So no fapping?

Cream7 years ago

fleshlight

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Ali Abdul-Rahman12 years ago

Timmy Turner's Mother

Amazingcat304 years ago

Yes

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VelocityRaptor289 years ago

I am the true god

Jameroth9 years ago

GJ. you might be immortal and have a death touch but that doesn't make you all mighty.

Wizard Rock9 years ago

If i touch the floor everyday it just dies?

Jameroth9 years ago

GJ. m8 you just killed the planet

Bonrbreth7 years ago

Ill just wear gloves. Or will they light on fire.

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

wear gloves

TheNarrator9 years ago

I will more than likely go to every funeral dressed as death

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

and make some bad jokes. hey.....if i kill with a touch, what happens if i touch a corpse....oh #$%! bad idea! we got some walkers!

Myles Davies12 years ago

"but Everything and anything you touch will die" isn't that in itself a consequence?

TheBeastlyClangon10 years ago

I know!!!

Tony Meyer12 years ago

dont know who to kill :/ ...

SnowyPlaysAJ8 years ago

Aka the worlds definition of Hiro Mashima"s Zeref Dragneel from the anime FairyTail

AlsoJimmy11 years ago

Not sure why I'd want this, honestly. Don't see a lot of practical application.

Annabeth_chase0378973 years ago

Noo i like hugs so no

bousio9 years ago

Bio-weapon

Cynaxis10 years ago

Good thing I'm necrophiliac!

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

theres a high chance corpses will do the opposite....either they're now resurrected or we have zombies.....

mrcheese5 years ago

so if you touch a wall it will die it is not specific

Coolpat20169 years ago

So I would die if I touched myself

EvanHill7 years ago

It Doesn’t say you can’t use clubs like nurse gloves

Hoodini10 years ago

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CYBLOTHON9 years ago

Just put gloves on

Kendra Rand12 years ago

How will I eat?

BoiBoixd8 years ago

Death by masturbaiting

SEKK2210 years ago

Worth it >XD

Nazi Pineapple9 years ago

Its midas except worse

Ipressstuff7 years ago

Then my tablet will die? NONONONONONO NONONONONONO

Miracle9 years ago

Ahhh DUCKS!!!!!! DUCKS!!! DUCKS! DUCKS Ducks ducks duuckkks....

Shadowslayer1727 years ago

What if I touch my self

Cama10 years ago

Well just wear gloves.

LogicMaster8 years ago

No, it"s like king Midas but death instead of gold.

Artificial Intelligence10 years ago

Rogue

StormTDR7 years ago

No way! That means u can't eat or drink so u would die anything and what about the ground u will automatically die there is no way around it.

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

you can eat and drink they"re not alive anyway

Chrixt10 years ago

Rogue from x-men? :D just use gloves

Jason Stahnke12 years ago

Guys! Just wear kick ass leather clothes all the Fucking time. Plus, according to physics, you are never actually touching anything, just feeling the push of the different electrons