Will You Press The Button?

swagerpaul69 11 years ago

wear gloves

Kuraiko 10 years ago

Gloves are not alive hence they cannot die.

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duckbutt 11 years ago

I am death itself, i have come to claim your mortal souls. now bow before me in youre last moments alive as i touch you with my scythe of death and suffering.

Odogg67 6 years ago

THE GRIM REAPER, DUCK BUTT

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GerryELewsley 6 years ago

So Zeref?

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago

except you can still care about someone

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Halo Prime 11 years ago

Am I the only one thinking of pizza and Supernatural now?

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

nope. get the machette, we're taking off the ring....

Flameice2 10 years ago

Huh. I am now an imirtal goose that is also death, have halo spartan armor, a death note, a zonpacto, immeasurable strength, telepathicp powers, and the one ring from lord if the rings

Ironshifter 4 years ago

lol331 flameice pressed too many buttons

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Ali Abdul-Rahman 13 years ago

Timmy Turner's Mother

Amazingcat30 5 years ago

Yes

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Thatoneguy001 10 years ago

So no fapping?

Cream 9 years ago

fleshlight

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VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

I am the true god

Jameroth 11 years ago

GJ. you might be immortal and have a death touch but that doesn't make you all mighty.

Wizard Rock 11 years ago

If i touch the floor everyday it just dies?

Jameroth 11 years ago

GJ. m8 you just killed the planet

Bonrbreth 9 years ago

Ill just wear gloves. Or will they light on fire.

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago

wear gloves

TheNarrator 11 years ago

I will more than likely go to every funeral dressed as death

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

and make some bad jokes. hey.....if i kill with a touch, what happens if i touch a corpse....oh #$%! bad idea! we got some walkers!

Myles Davies 13 years ago

"but Everything and anything you touch will die" isn't that in itself a consequence?

TheBeastlyClangon 11 years ago

I know!!!

Tony Meyer 13 years ago

dont know who to kill :/ ...

MeAndMyBabyBro68 6 years ago

Just wear glives duh

SuperSky173 11 years ago

Wait , but what if I'm touching myself while I'm sleeping? O_O

Zion Burns 9 years ago

Wakes up as death Goes to pee Penis is dead! PENIS IS DEAD!!

auchrien(thecheapskate) 11 years ago

SO YOUR SAYING THE EARTH WOULD DIE

Lordepicman25 10 years ago

So if I want to give someone ahug or something I literally have to leave NO visible skin

Neochel de Jesus 13 years ago

what if I wear gloves?

TrollerTroller 9 years ago

Wear gloves... Duhh

jinka_Ikon 11 years ago

I want everyone dies in world hahaha!!

vampireslayer197 10 years ago

& g.w.bush

AliviaFinch 8 years ago

what if you accidently touch your self

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NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

So I become King Midas, but everything I touch dies instead of turning into gold. No thanks.

Carlos Iliop 10 years ago

Oh like ebola...

Felicitydurham 11 years ago

food???

Springroll 10 years ago

Donald Trump and Mike pence. Fuck yeah

ninjatiger 12 years ago

I'm the Grim Reaper I've come for your soul :3

footyfanatic01 9 years ago

Get plastic surgery

GODz Of Ice 11 years ago

I will were GLoves

FinnishIsBest 10 years ago

Rogue from xmen

TJ Wesley 13 years ago

*touches website*

Gamebook192 6 years ago

I don't kill

ðŸ‘ŠPunchy Baldy GuyðŸ‘Š 10 years ago

Spongebob's cousin

monkey55fancy 10 years ago

No way I would never do that because you would be a murderer and you would do not without any consequences and that means your rain if terrier would go on forever