Will You Press The Button?

swagerpaul69 11 years ago

wear gloves

Kuraiko 10 years ago

Gloves are not alive hence they cannot die.

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duckbutt 11 years ago

I am death itself, i have come to claim your mortal souls. now bow before me in youre last moments alive as i touch you with my scythe of death and suffering.

Odogg67 6 years ago

THE GRIM REAPER, DUCK BUTT

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GerryELewsley 6 years ago

So Zeref?

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago

except you can still care about someone

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Halo Prime 11 years ago

Am I the only one thinking of pizza and Supernatural now?

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

nope. get the machette, we're taking off the ring....

Flameice2 10 years ago

Huh. I am now an imirtal goose that is also death, have halo spartan armor, a death note, a zonpacto, immeasurable strength, telepathicp powers, and the one ring from lord if the rings

Ironshifter 4 years ago

lol331 flameice pressed too many buttons

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Ali Abdul-Rahman 13 years ago

Timmy Turner's Mother

Amazingcat30 5 years ago

Yes

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Thatoneguy001 10 years ago

So no fapping?

Cream 9 years ago

fleshlight

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VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

I am the true god

Jameroth 11 years ago

GJ. you might be immortal and have a death touch but that doesn't make you all mighty.

Wizard Rock 11 years ago

If i touch the floor everyday it just dies?

Jameroth 11 years ago

GJ. m8 you just killed the planet

Bonrbreth 9 years ago

Ill just wear gloves. Or will they light on fire.

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago

wear gloves

TheNarrator 11 years ago

I will more than likely go to every funeral dressed as death

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

and make some bad jokes. hey.....if i kill with a touch, what happens if i touch a corpse....oh #$%! bad idea! we got some walkers!

Myles Davies 13 years ago

"but Everything and anything you touch will die" isn't that in itself a consequence?

TheBeastlyClangon 11 years ago

I know!!!

Tony Meyer 13 years ago

dont know who to kill :/ ...

jackass-monkey 9 years ago

What if u use a glove or a stick or any thing beside you own hand?

BENSTERBOY2002 11 years ago

This is exactly my drea-NIGHTMARE! Yes, I don't want to kill anything... I'm a good boy...

vampireslayer197 10 years ago

Trump

MaddiCook 8 years ago

Wait so if I went to the theatre or something and I clapped would that mean.... O_O

TheRealSatan 4 years ago

Its just death

SpeeDer32 10 years ago

So if I touch myself I die? If yes, then no thanks

Felicitydurham 11 years ago

food???

Killingcrescent 12 years ago

Dead Bodies = Necrophilia o3o Solution found.

Dacat2 9 years ago

#DIEPOTATOE

Rizingr 11 years ago

Essentially, you're like King Midas, except it's the "death touch" instead of the "gold touch"

LorenWasHere 10 years ago

Wear gloves. They have no life and therefore can't die. So there.

mrcheese 6 years ago

it siad any THING not a person

solsticky 10 years ago

So the world will die?

DlolFace 7 years ago

So if you masturbate you'll die?

buttonkitty 11 years ago

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ThatOneGuyAlexAnder 9 years ago

Welp with my new found power time to kill satan.

sonicj01 10 years ago

no the earth would die you touch it all the time

Harrison4441 8 years ago

Necrophilia

CheesySprinkles2 11 years ago

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VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

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GangsternauwL 10 years ago

For the guys who are wondering: you can still masturbate, but everybody will be immortal

ThyGhostOTN 11 years ago

Yyyyyuuuuuuuuuusssssssss

RaiderSteve 3 years ago

then force sb touch the thing i want to touch

Smartass504 9 years ago

I am not letting this beautiful earth that mother nature and God gave to us die, I and plus I don't want to kill anyone. The bird outside my window is thanking me😊

Panic!atmychemicalfallout 11 years ago

I like hugs to much. Especially when I know I can't

IcePhenox 10 years ago

Note, it doesn't say how long it will be until they or it dies. Touching something just means it WILL die, but Considering everything will die eventually, it doesn't seem like you are actually doing any harm. Just ensuring it will die, when it was already going to.

Bradly A. Taylor 13 years ago

Literally lose lose

HipsterDeath 5 years ago

Yes

Zac Workman 10 years ago

Well then if I press yes than the universe dies and that would be a consequence

Lordepicman25 10 years ago

So if I want to give someone ahug or something I literally have to leave NO visible skin

Neochel de Jesus 13 years ago

what if I wear gloves?

MeAndMyBabyBro68 6 years ago

Just wear glives duh

SuperSky173 11 years ago

Wait , but what if I'm touching myself while I'm sleeping? O_O

Zion Burns 9 years ago

Wakes up as death Goes to pee Penis is dead! PENIS IS DEAD!!

auchrien(thecheapskate) 11 years ago

SO YOUR SAYING THE EARTH WOULD DIE

AliviaFinch 8 years ago

what if you accidently touch your self

yay 11 years ago

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VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

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