Will You Press The Button?

swagerpaul6910 years ago

wear gloves

Kuraiko9 years ago

Gloves are not alive hence they cannot die.

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duckbutt10 years ago

I am death itself, i have come to claim your mortal souls. now bow before me in youre last moments alive as i touch you with my scythe of death and suffering.

Odogg675 years ago

THE GRIM REAPER, DUCK BUTT

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GerryELewsley5 years ago

So Zeref?

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago

except you can still care about someone

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Flameice2 8 years ago

Huh. I am now an imirtal goose that is also death, have halo spartan armor, a death note, a zonpacto, immeasurable strength, telepathicp powers, and the one ring from lord if the rings

Ironshifter3 years ago

lol331 flameice pressed too many buttons

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Halo Prime10 years ago

Am I the only one thinking of pizza and Supernatural now?

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

nope. get the machette, we're taking off the ring....

Thatoneguy0019 years ago

So no fapping?

Cream7 years ago

fleshlight

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Ali Abdul-Rahman12 years ago

Timmy Turner's Mother

Amazingcat304 years ago

Yes

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VelocityRaptor289 years ago

I am the true god

Jameroth9 years ago

GJ. you might be immortal and have a death touch but that doesn't make you all mighty.

Wizard Rock9 years ago

If i touch the floor everyday it just dies?

Jameroth9 years ago

GJ. m8 you just killed the planet

Bonrbreth7 years ago

Ill just wear gloves. Or will they light on fire.

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

wear gloves

TheNarrator9 years ago

I will more than likely go to every funeral dressed as death

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

and make some bad jokes. hey.....if i kill with a touch, what happens if i touch a corpse....oh #$%! bad idea! we got some walkers!

Myles Davies12 years ago

"but Everything and anything you touch will die" isn't that in itself a consequence?

TheBeastlyClangon10 years ago

I know!!!

Tony Meyer12 years ago

dont know who to kill :/ ...

StormTDR7 years ago

No way! That means u can't eat or drink so u would die anything and what about the ground u will automatically die there is no way around it.

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

you can eat and drink they"re not alive anyway

Chrixt10 years ago

Rogue from x-men? :D just use gloves

Jason Stahnke12 years ago

Guys! Just wear kick ass leather clothes all the Fucking time. Plus, according to physics, you are never actually touching anything, just feeling the push of the different electrons

Buttfucka30004 years ago

Imma take a hit and kill Justin beiber for ya

altosaxaphone9 years ago

but it said no consequences

slapaslapedodaday9 years ago

just wear a coat of tin foil exept your hands which will have gloves

Shawn Hunter Kessell12 years ago

So I can't touch myself anymore or I'd die Q.Q

c_stellio_5 years ago

imagine playing tag

Thedood9 years ago

Repost this 136785943876567589438765675483909876574890987643 times and you literally get whatever you want

TheKing648 years ago

So its like Elsa from Frozen?

HEADS GROW BACK10 years ago

Things can die?

MaddiCook7 years ago

Wait so if I went to the theatre or something and I clapped would that mean.... O_O

jackass-monkey8 years ago

What if u use a glove or a stick or any thing beside you own hand?

BENSTERBOY200210 years ago

This is exactly my drea-NIGHTMARE! Yes, I don't want to kill anything... I'm a good boy...

vampireslayer1979 years ago

Trump

Felicitydurham10 years ago

food???

Killingcrescent11 years ago

Dead Bodies = Necrophilia o3o Solution found.

TheRealSatan3 years ago

Its just death

SpeeDer329 years ago

So if I touch myself I die? If yes, then no thanks

LorenWasHere9 years ago

Wear gloves. They have no life and therefore can't die. So there.

mrcheese5 years ago

it siad any THING not a person

Dacat27 years ago

#DIEPOTATOE

Rizingr10 years ago

Essentially, you're like King Midas, except it's the "death touch" instead of the "gold touch"

DlolFace6 years ago

So if you masturbate you'll die?

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ThatOneGuyAlexAnder8 years ago

Welp with my new found power time to kill satan.

solsticky9 years ago

So the world will die?

GangsternauwL8 years ago

For the guys who are wondering: you can still masturbate, but everybody will be immortal

ThyGhostOTN 10 years ago

Yyyyyuuuuuuuuuusssssssss

RaiderSteve2 years ago

then force sb touch the thing i want to touch

sonicj019 years ago

no the earth would die you touch it all the time

Harrison44417 years ago

Necrophilia

CheesySprinkles210 years ago

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VelocityRaptor289 years ago

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HipsterDeath4 years ago

Yes

Zac Workman9 years ago

Well then if I press yes than the universe dies and that would be a consequence

Smartass5047 years ago

I am not letting this beautiful earth that mother nature and God gave to us die, I and plus I don't want to kill anyone. The bird outside my window is thanking me😊

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