Will You Press The Button?

488543 years ago

Im gonna eat it

488543 years ago

status report: I ate them all and ash couldn't catch any pokemon

-Sci3 years ago

Me: literally laughs with evil intentions upon reading

randomteen3 years ago

Me: upon reading I die of laughter gazing over this comment

Omicron8 years ago

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY POKEMON"S GENDER

therearenootherteachersintheschoolbecausenobodywantstoseethebadteacherthereareno3 years ago

can i catch you

AlexBurton6 years ago

Why catch them if you can make friends with them? They may decide to live with you. And you don't have to raise them. Profit. (also how dangerous is pichu when not rasied properly? His entry says that even his own electricity is hurting them. And he is my favourite.)

Josef Cullinane12 years ago

Step 1: Catch a ditto Step 2: Put ditto in daycare centre that every pokemon is in. Step 3: ????? Step 4: ROLLING IN POKEMON

slhammer3 years ago

as long as you take him out once you have two of each pokemon take the ditto out of the daycare so it doesn't try to kill you

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Bonnie_with_a_lightsaber_!9 years ago

DITTO MAN!!!!!! ILL PUT IN DAYCARE I, WILL !!

Yoshibrine 9 years ago

Wait, so your saying i can raise a freaking charizard to be a deadly killing machine....THE WORLD WILL BE OURS, CHATIZARD MWAHAHAHAHA

Juegosagc8 years ago

I would raise a Blastoise to defeat you

Bajanip7 years ago

he will become a violent killing machine: DID YOU JUST ASSUME ITS GENDER

the117doctor8 years ago

My sylveon...I want her to be my lifelong companion!...yea....I"ve seen the flash game

KrowTheAUfan8 years ago

Sylveon!!!!!!!!!

Kyle St Pierre12 years ago

i would raise it to be a violent killing machine.

slhammer3 years ago

wouldn't it kill you in turn?

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ðŸ‘ŠPunchy Baldy GuyðŸ‘Š9 years ago

I would catch Ditto,he's every pokemon and raise it like it was my son

LeonShadowblade9 years ago

Why does everyone forget how ditto works?? A temporary transformation when in eyesight with the pokemon you want not just he's everything

CyberPl4ys10 years ago

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Cyc10n37 years ago

How Do I Press F6? I Am On Mobile

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Brock Labudda12 years ago

Eevee. Then get a friend with a ditto and breed the shiz out of it, and HATCH not catch a lot of eevee, and as for raising them, how could anyone not be able to love an Eevee :3

Darbzsters7 years ago

Good idea Brock

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Shannon Sullivan12 years ago

Pokemon*

Coaster8 years ago

Pokémon*

Thomas Gunn12 years ago

1. Catch Arceus 2. Have him create pokemon that will follow me and do as i say without me catching them 3.??? 4. profit

Meh-The-Bored8 years ago

Just bring a friend and have him catch them for you

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Shane Squires12 years ago

You can only catch one. So breeding is an optional loop hole. Where's my ditto. ..

Anna Isabella12 years ago

Maybe I want it to be a violent killing machine :)

AlexTheFireLord8 years ago

Just catch mewtwo, what"s the point?

Meximan92511 years ago

Electevire would be fav

Robomemes9 years ago

how to get infinite magikarp 1.choose magikarp 2.freind choose ditto 3.go to daycare with both 4.you get infinite karp

Wikipedia10 years ago

Just get a ditto. #FUCKD TEH SISTM

sssssnakeman 9 years ago

I can get a houndoom

TooSoonJason3 years ago

Me: Sends my Pokemon on a violent killing spree for my twisted sense of entertainment.

Loopiloop10 years ago

Ditto!

Slome_jelle8 years ago

Lucario here I come!!!!!

Stewart Robson12 years ago

PokÃ©mon*

GreenDog310 years ago

You RECIEVE a starter, now go catch Mew.

reddead1959 years ago

I want a pokemon killing machine anyeay double win

rigothedestroyer YT9 years ago

That would be badass

BoneyBrownie9 years ago

Get ditto and breed it DUH

RaptorPhysics 9 years ago

Come to me, giratina

Ubercrow10 years ago

That's awesome. Yes.

yingluo2 months ago

杀多少人无所谓，但我只有一只，在满足不了我

winterwolf191110 years ago

I will catch the weakest pokemon and raise him badly to just see how violent he gets

AssHar8 years ago

Ah this brings back memories... Snivy! I choose you! (The story goes as follows: I wanted to play pokemon but didn't have a DS, so I got an emulator (I didn't have the money to spend on a DS JUST to play pokemon) , I got a pokemon black ROM and adventured ...[Show full comment]