Will You Press The Button?

488543 years ago

Im gonna eat it

488543 years ago

status report: I ate them all and ash couldn't catch any pokemon

-Sci3 years ago

Me: literally laughs with evil intentions upon reading

randomteen3 years ago

Me: upon reading I die of laughter gazing over this comment

Omicron8 years ago

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY POKEMON"S GENDER

therearenootherteachersintheschoolbecausenobodywantstoseethebadteacherthereareno3 years ago

can i catch you

AlexBurton6 years ago

Why catch them if you can make friends with them? They may decide to live with you. And you don't have to raise them. Profit. (also how dangerous is pichu when not rasied properly? His entry says that even his own electricity is hurting them. And he is my favourite.)

Josef Cullinane12 years ago

Step 1: Catch a ditto Step 2: Put ditto in daycare centre that every pokemon is in. Step 3: ????? Step 4: ROLLING IN POKEMON

slhammer3 years ago

as long as you take him out once you have two of each pokemon take the ditto out of the daycare so it doesn't try to kill you

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Bonnie_with_a_lightsaber_!9 years ago

DITTO MAN!!!!!! ILL PUT IN DAYCARE I, WILL !!

Yoshibrine 9 years ago

Wait, so your saying i can raise a freaking charizard to be a deadly killing machine....THE WORLD WILL BE OURS, CHATIZARD MWAHAHAHAHA

Juegosagc8 years ago

I would raise a Blastoise to defeat you

Bajanip7 years ago

he will become a violent killing machine: DID YOU JUST ASSUME ITS GENDER

the117doctor8 years ago

My sylveon...I want her to be my lifelong companion!...yea....I"ve seen the flash game

KrowTheAUfan8 years ago

Sylveon!!!!!!!!!

Kyle St Pierre12 years ago

i would raise it to be a violent killing machine.

slhammer3 years ago

wouldn't it kill you in turn?

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ðŸ‘ŠPunchy Baldy GuyðŸ‘Š9 years ago

I would catch Ditto,he's every pokemon and raise it like it was my son

LeonShadowblade9 years ago

Why does everyone forget how ditto works?? A temporary transformation when in eyesight with the pokemon you want not just he's everything

CyberPl4ys10 years ago

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Cyc10n37 years ago

How Do I Press F6? I Am On Mobile

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Brock Labudda12 years ago

Eevee. Then get a friend with a ditto and breed the shiz out of it, and HATCH not catch a lot of eevee, and as for raising them, how could anyone not be able to love an Eevee :3

Darbzsters7 years ago

Good idea Brock

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Shannon Sullivan12 years ago

Pokemon*

Coaster8 years ago

Pokémon*

Thomas Gunn12 years ago

1. Catch Arceus 2. Have him create pokemon that will follow me and do as i say without me catching them 3.??? 4. profit

Meh-The-Bored8 years ago

Just bring a friend and have him catch them for you

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Shane Squires12 years ago

You can only catch one. So breeding is an optional loop hole. Where's my ditto. ..

Anna Isabella12 years ago

Maybe I want it to be a violent killing machine :)

True9 years ago

There will be chaos

MaybeIWillPressTheButton7 years ago

i do not want dangerous pokemon to become real

naruEATsasu10 years ago

the song's called gotta catch em' all for a reason!!!

lolzers9 years ago

Win Win

LuÃza Borges12 years ago

Awesome

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

but thats what i want

Japanster2 years ago

Im gonna raise a fucking sentient boulder to kill everything but me on sight. Or maybe a fucking nut squirrel who loves nut so much it eats them and shoots them like a gatling gun, im going to grab it by the legs like a gun and load my nuts in its ass and let it pop out the other side.

mysterylesgirl10 years ago

I want a Pikachu :)

GGuy123459 years ago

By the way, you can only catch one (insert italics for catch). There are other ways such as buying, trading, and receiving as gifts. Or get your friend to catch yours for you then they'll give it to you.

AsuraShun5 years ago

How to train your dragon

lazyPerfectionist10 years ago

Getting a Cyndaquil.

Meh-The-Bored8 years ago

It said you could only catch one I"d buy the rest

Nathan Logan12 years ago

NO DOWNSIDE AGAIN! :D Violent killing machine pet? Awesome.

The_pro_attacker7 years ago

Get a ditto he finds a legendary Pokemon becomes it

that random girl10 years ago

I'll catch arceus then give him hugs and pokepuffs and I'll wuv him

Atheist Potato9 years ago

I'll HACK in other pokémon!

Snowfrost9189 years ago

what are Pokemon standards? What if raising a Pokemon requires 12 out of 24 hours of your time or else it turns into a murderous traitor that turns against you? In Pokemon X/Y, sometimes they give you a look if you leave it for too long when you go to Poke...[Show full comment]