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26701 (42%) people have pressed this button, while 36553 (58%) did not.
You will be able to fluently read write and speak in every language known to man
but
you will forever forget the language(s) you currently know, including your native tongue.
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COOLERGUY 2 months ago
I dont know my native language, so all I forget is english, which isnt too bad, cause duolingo exists

Darkstar100900 10 years ago
Just learn the languages you already know again

Freddys_superstar 5 years ago
it says "currently" and "forever". so yes, you can relearn them.
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GangStalker69420 3 years ago
fuck your stupid ass button

benasourasrex 10 years ago
I don't even know my native language XD

Buttons_Suck 2 years ago
same

theghostofbuttonspast 10 years ago
these questions have 2 many loophols.

Spark Shark 10 years ago
Ain't my language known to man? The dillema kinda contradicts itself.

Panifex 8 years ago
If I knew you better I"d roast you by saying something like "No, your language is idiocy and you"re the only one who understands it" but I'm not that mean

dearevanhansen 8 years ago
If you are able to fluently read, write, and speak EVERY language known to man, then how do you forget the languages you currently know?

lol331 5 years ago
yeah... ERROR DESTROYING UNIVERSE IN 3... 2... 1... WDFH&NEIhfuyenghyiuGE&GYEngf7ey7y37y---------

seanawilliams1 9 years ago
I thought it said every language known to man which includes your native one. Oh well.

lol331 5 years ago
yeah lol

Emily01 10 years ago
if you know every language known to man you will still know your own language if you re learn it............

Skullcrushergaming 10 years ago
EVERY LANGUAGE EVERY.ALSO YOURS so yeah

Migdin1 10 years ago
I dont want to write in danish and speak swedish!!! I need my Norwegian and English!!!!

Migdin1 8 years ago
Norway was the happiest some years ago, and still is one of the happiest countries on earth
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junkbot 10 years ago
Hell ya is dick a bug Bella can go suck Jonathans

cook112365 8 years ago
Then just move to a diffrent place where they speak a different language

Losechester67 9 years ago
Wow I think that"s the first dilemma that is 50/50

Fangirl 101 10 years ago
What about "All tounge" or something like that? It's when you can speak your native language, but everyone understands as if youre speaking their naitivd language? It IS known to man.

lh0000 10 years ago
then i can't read write and speak EVERY language fluently!

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago
So...I can still speak it.

xinvlek 10 years ago
Why are there so much of these contradicting scenarios?

Dogginie 10 years ago
my native tongue is gibberish so

Ryan Gutzat 13 years ago
Except that my languages are included in teh "every language known to man" bit. Did an alien write this?

RGPZ 8 years ago
ppl can actually speak alien
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gamergirluwu 6 years ago
theres a cheao code for it

Sentient.1x1.Lego.Brick 2 months ago
As a sentient 1x1 Lego brick, I do not have a native tongue and was taught my first language (English) artificially by scientists. Therefore, I see no downside to this button.

ailan 9 years ago
so i forgt english, german, spanish and french???

thegreatphobez 10 years ago
am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ... [Show full comment]

CCthecat 10 years ago
Say 'this is the only language I know' in Ainu (0 speakers left right now) just before pressing the button.

alyssaxd 3 years ago
i mean sure ill just move to a new country lol, ill be fluent in every language other than 3, and 1 of them is very niche anyway, although one is English but whatever

PsychonautInTraining 5 years ago
At least I get to speak Enchantment Table

Migdin1 10 years ago
I dont resly care about knowing languages.

oF0x 8 years ago
If you speak every language fluently then how will you forget a language when you speak all languages...

TheHatter 10 years ago
So I become SkullFace?

A FREAKING DUCK 10 years ago
Learn it again...

TllT last year
read other language is not useful because I'm Chinese and I learned English

JonaKrasniqi 9 years ago
second life lol

Bloodgoodman66 3 years ago
Maybe write your button better I hate it when the buttons power and downside contradict each other it says I know every language known to man I can read right and speak it the downside is that I forget my current language and can't remember it but my curre... [Show full comment]

BBBAAACCCOOONNN 10 years ago
Just speak American

cass9 6 years ago
noo my native tongue is my favorite 💖

Captainlongbow 9 years ago
... Do not stop reading this comment, click [show full comment] Almost there! You can do it ... I know where you sleep, muahahahaHAHAHA!

thegreatphobez 10 years ago
am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ... [Show full comment]

Migdin1 10 years ago
I only now NorwegianAlmostCombinedWithNorwegian2 and EnglishBrithishAmericanInOneLanguage bit i guess i can learn english and norwegian

lol331 5 years ago
you will also know languages that are made for fun by some random guy

FoxyFromOnePiece 3 years ago
Fuehfehfehfeh!!!

Numerosity 5 years ago
*Loses the ability to speak English (US)* *Knows how to speak English (UK)* Checkmate

Denki__Kaminari 6 years ago
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thedocatlas last year
won't this just make me forget all languages since i know all languages after pressing it?

C 9 years ago
Okay, forgetting Singaporean English now

Ratee 3 years ago
Why are there so many of this exact same question?

nerdybucket 10 years ago
I'll just learn old english

Alice_The_Wherewolf 6 years ago
every language including mine! loophole

lol331 5 years ago
no it would destroy the universe if you press the button

TheRealEpicKing 10 years ago
Umm traneslater

YAY2562cn 28 days ago
No one doesn't like Chinese, 对吧?

nah_abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 2 years ago
bro swear alarm detecl
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