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25700 (43%) people have pressed this button, while 34572 (57%) did not.
You will be able to fluently read write and speak in every language known to man
but
you will forever forget the language(s) you currently know, including your native tongue.
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GangStalker69420last year
fuck your stupid ass button

Darkstar1009009 years ago
Just learn the languages you already know again

Freddys_superstar3 years ago
it says "currently" and "forever". so yes, you can relearn them.
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theghostofbuttonspast8 years ago
these questions have 2 many loophols.

benasourasrex9 years ago
I don't even know my native language XD

Buttons_Suck7 months ago
same

Spark Shark9 years ago
Ain't my language known to man? The dillema kinda contradicts itself.

Panifex7 years ago
If I knew you better I"d roast you by saying something like "No, your language is idiocy and you"re the only one who understands it" but I'm not that mean

dearevanhansen7 years ago
If you are able to fluently read, write, and speak EVERY language known to man, then how do you forget the languages you currently know?

lol3314 years ago
yeah... ERROR DESTROYING UNIVERSE IN 3... 2... 1... WDFH&NEIhfuyenghyiuGE&GYEngf7ey7y37y---------

seanawilliams17 years ago
I thought it said every language known to man which includes your native one. Oh well.

lol3314 years ago
yeah lol

Emily018 years ago
if you know every language known to man you will still know your own language if you re learn it............

Skullcrushergaming8 years ago
EVERY LANGUAGE EVERY.ALSO YOURS so yeah

Migdin18 years ago
I dont want to write in danish and speak swedish!!! I need my Norwegian and English!!!!

Migdin16 years ago
Norway was the happiest some years ago, and still is one of the happiest countries on earth
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junkbot9 years ago
Hell ya is dick a bug Bella can go suck Jonathans

cook1123657 years ago
Then just move to a diffrent place where they speak a different language

Losechester678 years ago
Wow I think that"s the first dilemma that is 50/50

Fangirl 1019 years ago
What about "All tounge" or something like that? It's when you can speak your native language, but everyone understands as if youre speaking their naitivd language? It IS known to man.

lh00009 years ago
then i can't read write and speak EVERY language fluently!

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
So...I can still speak it.

xinvlek9 years ago
Why are there so much of these contradicting scenarios?

Dogginie9 years ago
my native tongue is gibberish so

Ryan Gutzat12 years ago
Except that my languages are included in teh "every language known to man" bit. Did an alien write this?

RGPZ7 years ago
ppl can actually speak alien
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Tippikipp5 years ago
When you don't have a native tongue

Dolly1137258 years ago
Because couldn't I just re learn my native language?

lol3314 years ago
yeah?

Plasmawindlast year
But I know all the languages

Bluebubblefox 8 years ago
Yeah I don't speak English I speak nobbly bobbly. The words are exactly the same in every way so technically I will just forget how to speak nobby bobbly and not English

Tisalovelybug9 years ago
If I'm smart enough to know every language other than English, I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard to relearn it XD

lol3314 years ago
It said you would know EVERY language huh? ERROR

RedDragon1587 years ago
I use Australian English as my native, ill just use american english as my native #loophole

lol3314 years ago
what about other languages

hhowarth118 years ago
Learn them back or move somewhere else

PancaikMan13379 years ago
私はボタンを押して、今私は私が話すどの言語を覚えていません

PancaikMan13379 years ago
Oh...

edward_robinson699 months ago
English and Spanish they say. Hawk tuah

BlackVeilBrideFTW8 years ago
English, German, Irish and Spanish are known to man. FYI

RAGEOfficial3Rd3 years ago
So forget Australian English and learn United Kingdom English

Potato_Chips5 years ago
Well time to Forget Englush then remember it

L00PHo139 years ago
I have a lot of Mexican friends and I'm not Mexican

Mega Strange9 years ago
Well the only language I know is my native tongue..so why not. I'd rather speak another language anyways.

Thundia 9 years ago
No. Just no.

ZOOMWHIPP8 years ago
Nice!

WarWay19414 years ago
I speak English, so that would mean I could use similar languages, such as Dutch, and others will still understand me half the time And depending on how far this goes, I could just use a direct denominator of English, whatever that might be, essentially creating a loophole

Tecvic139 months ago
Just learn them manually.

Reagan7208 years ago
There are so many types of English sooo

Hao9 years ago
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BBBAAACCCOOONNN8 years ago
49% are idiots

Megamegatron992 years ago
This dilemma, as others have already pointed out, is poorly thought out because it contradicts itself.

gamergirluwu4 years ago
theres a cheao code for it

ailan7 years ago
so i forgt english, german, spanish and french???

thegreatphobez9 years ago
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CCthecat9 years ago
Say 'this is the only language I know' in Ainu (0 speakers left right now) just before pressing the button.

alyssaxdlast year
i mean sure ill just move to a new country lol, ill be fluent in every language other than 3, and 1 of them is very niche anyway, although one is English but whatever

PsychonautInTraining4 years ago
At least I get to speak Enchantment Table

Migdin18 years ago
I dont resly care about knowing languages.

TheHatter9 years ago
So I become SkullFace?
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