Will You Press The Button?

EvilQueen8 years ago

Feed the dragon the dead bodies of your enemyes. Pls give me a nightfury "cause I got a lot of food for it

DragonPickles9 years ago

Dragon, go raid 497 billion grocery stores at the speed of light! *a few seconds later* I has ze fuds

Sean Phoenix Noyes12 years ago

Use the dragon to rob a bank. Let's see them stop you.

chunkies3 years ago

Ye true yes

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Asriel the Writer9 years ago

Use the dragon to get anything ya want.

DestiniesTide8 years ago

Good idea

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me I turned myself into a dragon and can't turn myself back!

Yeafu8 months ago

of course you're here

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NiftyChibi7 years ago

Now that"s just badass. If you have a motherfucking dragon, you can cause havoc and distract civilians while you rob food and money. The police can't catch you without facing your dragon. I fail to see the downside.

Junai7 years ago

Easy. Just rob the College of Winterhold.

Liam Haxton12 years ago

BITCH I'M POOR ANYWAYS, GIMME A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON

jackthemack7 years ago

then how did you get the computer think before you type

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VelocityRaptor288 years ago

i wonder what dragon meat tastes like?

BlueBlade5 years ago

Sir please don't

RaNeax8 years ago

Sell it

i might press9 years ago

dragon threaten ppl 4 there money. become world prez

Swaglord_9609 years ago

Nah dragons are amazing

LelShrek9 years ago

:Below: It doesn't matter if dragons aren't real dumbass. And having a pet like that would be awesome.

Quentin Ramirez12 years ago

feed the dragon people. dragons like to eat people.

SwordOfAutumn8 years ago

Feed all those who bully you or are just plain annoying to the dragon so you don't have to deal with them anymore. Two birds with one stone. :D

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Zach Pepper12 years ago

use the dragon to hunt

Nikola Mitic12 years ago

Always think of a funny thing to say in the comments, someone says it before me. :(

rootstown73 years ago

same

spinosaurus_man9 years ago

dragon can hunt for you. loophole

Dark224 years ago

jokes on you I pressed the button that gave me unlimited money

Chris Messier12 years ago

Sooooo.... paradox?

isuc4life7 years ago

i would get paid for putting it in contests and events

Devon Campbell12 years ago

Spike is so useless

Abaddon.Bradbury9 years ago

I WILL BE GAME OF THRONES SATUS

xXFireDemonGirlXx8 years ago

OH HELL YEA!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOEEEE IMA OWNER OF A DRAGON OOOOOEEEEEE

OfficiallyGoodenough9 years ago

That can be death in a nutshell.

VY CMa10 years ago

He'll find food for his master

AmyWilliams9 years ago

worth it!

rootstown73 years ago

am I the only one here in December 20 20201?

Ryan Larimer12 years ago

Teach thr dragon to get me money

JediKnight8 years ago

can't i just hunt?

FandomsWeirdo7 years ago

How do 57% of people not want a fucking dragon? If you’re gonna die, at least die with a dragon.

ZaneP12 years ago

Hey, human snacks are free

aleksis210079 years ago

I am poor i dont have nothing to lose give me that dragon

Smann199 years ago

Fuck bing brock use that fucking dragon to become a fucken king

MintyMintz1189 years ago

Then have the dragon rob for you. Problem solved.

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The_muse7 years ago

don't be silly i have a dragon

thecoldforest10 years ago

I am the mother of dragons!!XD

Mai-chan8 years ago

My dragon feeds on the darkness within my heart and soul. Therefore, it has an infinite supply of food and I'm still A-OK.

SnowyAkuma9 years ago

The dragon matters more

QueasyCarrot8 years ago

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