Will You Press The Button?

EvilQueen 9 years ago

Feed the dragon the dead bodies of your enemyes. Pls give me a nightfury "cause I got a lot of food for it

DragonPickles 11 years ago

Dragon, go raid 497 billion grocery stores at the speed of light! *a few seconds later* I has ze fuds

Sean Phoenix Noyes 13 years ago

Use the dragon to rob a bank. Let's see them stop you.

chunkies 5 years ago

Ye true yes

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TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

Help me I turned myself into a dragon and can't turn myself back!

Slenderman22 2 years ago

of course you're here

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Asriel the Writer 11 years ago

Use the dragon to get anything ya want.

DestiniesTide 10 years ago

Good idea

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

Now that"s just badass. If you have a motherfucking dragon, you can cause havoc and distract civilians while you rob food and money. The police can't catch you without facing your dragon. I fail to see the downside.

Liam Haxton 13 years ago

BITCH I'M POOR ANYWAYS, GIMME A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON

jackthemack 9 years ago

then how did you get the computer think before you type

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Junai 9 years ago

Easy. Just rob the College of Winterhold.

VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago

i wonder what dragon meat tastes like?

BlueBlade 7 years ago

Sir please don't

RaNeax 10 years ago

Sell it

i might press 11 years ago

dragon threaten ppl 4 there money. become world prez

Swaglord_960 11 years ago

Nah dragons are amazing

LelShrek 11 years ago

:Below: It doesn't matter if dragons aren't real dumbass. And having a pet like that would be awesome.

Quentin Ramirez 13 years ago

feed the dragon people. dragons like to eat people.

SwordOfAutumn 10 years ago

Feed all those who bully you or are just plain annoying to the dragon so you don't have to deal with them anymore. Two birds with one stone. :D

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Zach Pepper 13 years ago

use the dragon to hunt

Nikola Mitic 13 years ago

Always think of a funny thing to say in the comments, someone says it before me. :(

rootstown7 5 years ago

same

SpOdErrr 11 years ago

feed the "thing"

Dragontamer2007 8 years ago

Mm, Teach your dragon to rob grocery stores and get your favorite foods :P also Sean Phoenix Noyes that was a good idea aswell

Kurt Gifkins 13 years ago

so me now, but with a terrifying dragon, that I could use to rob a bank on the other side of the world

PuerStanky 10 years ago

I have a motherfucking dragon. Conquer the earth, problem solved.

jackthemack 9 years ago

think about food

thebiggestundertaletrash 11 years ago

DRAGON!!! I LOVE U SO EAT TRUMP, HIS SON, NOAH, AND CHRISTINE!!!! OH AND ALL TEH SERIAL MURDERERS... EAT DEM ALL :D

Trollallday 10 years ago

My name is Noah and I pressed the button that means we're about to have a dragon war

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Catperson564 11 years ago

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Galpal 2 years ago

Jokes on you I'm already poor and practically starving(unrelated though)

Buttercup 12 years ago

make it eat ... people

UnquietParrot65 9 years ago

Use your dragon to overthrow your government and set up a communist government.Then you won't have to ever worry about the downside because there won't be any money.