Will You Press The Button?

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38797 (40%) people have pressed this button, while 57082 (60%) did not.

You become a jedi (Force, lightsaber and master included)

but

Your homevillage get raided by stormtroopers and both your parents die.

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GGuy12345 11 years ago

So I'm a Jedi Batman?

catsRaliens 6 months ago

Would you consider luke skywalker a batman character?

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BlueBlade666 11 years ago

I SHALL AVENGE MY PARENTS DEATH!!!

GaminCreeperYT 11 years ago

Stormtroopers can't hit shit with there guns! So my parents stay alive! WIN/WIN

Gengu 8 years ago

@revenge it"s avenge.....

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Shealyn Dastrup 13 years ago

Nobody tell my mom

FantasyKitten 9 years ago

XD omg Yusss

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Lord of hell 10 years ago

I press yes because after I became jedi Im going to join dark side <3

Van guard 10 years ago

Sith are better sooo ya

CheapSheep 10 years ago

The fact that 45% of people were willing to sacrifice their parents for a glowing stick is depressing

JannisKastner 8 years ago

@sinister damn

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Vixa 9 years ago

Jokes on you, I don't live in a village!

Henry-Stickmin 6 years ago

Henry, you"re a jedi. - Gandalf

GoldenGecko 9 years ago

Jokes on you I live in a city not a village

Toiaat 9 years ago

I Have lightsaber so I can proteckt it from The stormtroopers

MikeVg 9 years ago

Is Jedi a good thing?

Katy-Cat 9 years ago

You need to binge watch star wars from the prequels all the way through to the cartoons.

EdeBoii 9 years ago

My parents are not gonna die! Ima kill those stormtroopers

Lazy-Potato-Writer 10 years ago

I never really was close to my family anyway. :/

Ballsdeep69urmom 10 years ago

Mind trick the troopers to defend them instead

dunhunsunbun 10 years ago

I have 5 parents bitches

Highschool123 10 years ago

oh wtf

KanekiKenBitch 10 years ago

Fucking hell no.

TheHappyTyranid 10 years ago

I am Bat-Yoda!

Groose 11 years ago

Fuckin Stormtroopers, man.

hypes123 11 years ago

UPSIDE?

Charlie Smith 13 years ago

For people with parents alive, they never said when >:D

Tegan Davidson 13 years ago

I have 4 parents haha loophole!!

FantasyKitten 9 years ago

Nice one bro..... only two of them die....smart. But which to?

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Leslie McEuen 13 years ago

Parents already gone.....

Benjamin Istaqa 13 years ago

and then i become Darth reven because why not

GuillermoGonzalez 6 years ago

Finnaly my father gets the warrior death hes so hyped about

crona5555 11 years ago

so im like luke skywalker?

Katy-Cat 9 years ago

So, I become female Ezra Bridger? I can live with that.

chri74i7 11 years ago

I only have a dad and i hate that guy soooo....

Angelwarrior92 10 years ago

Um.... i have 2 home towns but which one would they choose? no one would know where my mom lives. Lol

Nemo Tollins 13 years ago

star wars was/is SHIT

SkYLine_5X 11 years ago

I'm going to be hanging with Vader bro :)

P_pRo2 6 years ago

So basically starkiller

The_Best_Macke 11 years ago

Have you ever heard of a lightsaber? can't i just kill the stormtroopers?

fangirllol 10 years ago

I'm adopted

RebekaPalmer 9 years ago

I only have 1 parent with me so they can't kill both, soooo would my mom still be alive?

Warriorsfan4life 11 years ago

look, i love you and all mom and dad but, #JEDIFTW

Pho3nix 10 years ago

Why don't I just force ghost them

Zaqinabox 12 years ago

"Join the dark side." Sounds great! I like the mask by the way.

NewPhoenix 9 years ago

I mean, have you seen storm troopers shoot, if only my parents die and I basically get godly powers then yeah sure

Mangle 11 years ago

Her come the star wars nerds! :3

Rexstriker 10 years ago

I'M SORRY MUM, BUT ITS MY DESTINY

PoipoleADMyt 4 years ago

Bold of you to assume my dad isn't already a Jedi Master.

Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago

Got two fucken words. Star Killer. So hell yes.

D4r7hN3b223 6 years ago

space batman

Fake John Cena 11 years ago

I become Ezra?

venturiantboby 11 years ago

I want to be darthvader so no

Just1Another1Derp 8 years ago

The "but" can be taken in two ways. The stormtroopers are the ones to kill your parents during the raid, or your homevillage is raided and years later your parents die of old age / other natural causes. That"s a win / win to me. i guess. :">

phantastiic 11 years ago

My parents are already dead, motherfucker.

EfrenYM 9 years ago

Fuck Jedis! Long live the Siths!

naspop1234 11 years ago

Can't i just become a Sith lord?

14VAR1DGET03N 10 years ago

i hate starwars

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