This would have been a harder choice if it was the two closest nonspouse friends you have. The way it's worded I'm just going to pick two friends I was not too close with or I already might never see again.
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Vergeltung11 years ago
Do facebookfriends count?
Cady_cookie10 years ago
Hopefully!
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Firehawk1711 years ago
Me:oh hi you want to be friends? Random person: sure. Me:ok well I don't want to see you ever again
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Javongod4 years ago
What is friend you speak of
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Pun-geonKeeper10 years ago
Excuse me sir, but this word you used, "friends," appears to be in a different language. I prefer to call them, "Fucking idiots" because they actually thought my friendships are sincere. Bye, motherfuckers!
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Ava Leeser Marlo13 years ago
befriend two people
then ditch them
"baiiiiii suckerzzzz"
Pick 2 friends you met online. According to PSN I have over 200 friends I have never met gave to face and probably never will
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DevPatel8 years ago
Well I just make an enemy a friend and then you never see them, BAM WIN WIN
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AdInfinitum9 years ago
I want to be single forever, thanks but no thanks. Also, all my friends except two are cats and a) it"s fun to argue with the human ones and b) cats are life.
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Memes329 years ago
Just ditch the friends that you hate
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Anthony Gaoo Perez13 years ago
>Make friends with 2 people you randomly meet
>Forget about them a week later as normal
>Get perfect spouse
>??????
>Profit
Declan-R-Witlox4 years ago
Whats the fourth step? I really want to know
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Jack Staniforth13 years ago
just two not very close friends :P
Fnaf 4510 years ago
Lol
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Kaleah Renee Claxton13 years ago
2 ""friends""? >:3
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Jess Hallowell13 years ago
make friends with two of my worst rivals.
problemo solved.
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Michelle Delgado13 years ago
Choose the 2 annoying friends
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Lemon_Goddess33010 years ago
Why the hell not?
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ELZEE99911 years ago
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Overlord-Rath8 years ago
I have plenty of friends I have never seen and would happily not see for the rest of my life. The internet is a thing...
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CARR7410 years ago
Surely worth it
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Thomas_Tinkerton9 years ago
So, their erased from existence ?
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fallonforpresident11 years ago
Picks two of my online friends because loopholes. Lives forever with a perfect copy of 27 year old Jimmy Fallon.
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TheCase36912 years ago
Bye then guys!!!
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Toodles10 years ago
Than I can choose two annoying friends, but honestly a perfect life sounds boring...
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CakePieMuffin9 years ago
This "friend" creature sounds rather expendable
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Skadoodle11 years ago
2 fake friends... EZ PZ
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PEGAPONYGLITTER10 years ago
Wtf if it's of my choice then I can pick simple acquaintances
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Trent Richards11 years ago
like yourb worst friends would do da trick BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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WBGrock10 years ago
I would chose 2 specific friends, because i am not likely to see them again anyway. They moved away years ago, and i havent been to visit as much as i should. but we still write.
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THE SMARTEST PERSON ON EARTH11 years ago
Make friends with enemys
Choose them
Everyone wins problem?
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Rubi345 years ago
Fun
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TheMemer10 years ago
oh yeah they're "totally" my friends *looks at 2 terrorists*
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Noah Egler13 years ago
I only have 2 friends.....
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Rivers9 years ago
Bye bye to the toxic friends in my life.
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Flameice2 10 years ago
Befriend Trump and Bieber
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DarkTree11 years ago
Bros before hoes.
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Jaskg4106 years ago
Might as well ditch the Instagram friends that ditched me because I was being inactive in a group chat
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Jooooojo10 years ago
what does it mean by both?
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Your-Face-is-Enforip9 years ago
Pick a sibling"s friend and then destroy them by forgetting them. B)
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fmate20068 years ago
no friends.
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ThugLife40410 years ago
I will befriended justin bieber and trump so i cant see their face again
#ProblemSolved
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Junko-Enoshima9 years ago
It"s easy
Befriend two enemies
Then kill them off!
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