This would have been a harder choice if it was the two closest nonspouse friends you have. The way it's worded I'm just going to pick two friends I was not too close with or I already might never see again.
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BADWOLF109 years ago
what are these "friends" you speak of, they sound like a strange thing
Me:oh hi you want to be friends? Random person: sure. Me:ok well I don't want to see you ever again
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Pun-geonKeeper8 years ago
Excuse me sir, but this word you used, "friends," appears to be in a different language. I prefer to call them, "Fucking idiots" because they actually thought my friendships are sincere. Bye, motherfuckers!
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PressItOrDont8 years ago
Hi "friend" bye friend
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Ava Leeser Marlo12 years ago
befriend two people
then ditch them
"baiiiiii suckerzzzz"
Pick 2 friends you met online. According to PSN I have over 200 friends I have never met gave to face and probably never will
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DevPatel7 years ago
Well I just make an enemy a friend and then you never see them, BAM WIN WIN
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AdInfinitum8 years ago
I want to be single forever, thanks but no thanks. Also, all my friends except two are cats and a) it"s fun to argue with the human ones and b) cats are life.
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Memes328 years ago
Just ditch the friends that you hate
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Anthony Gaoo Perez12 years ago
>Make friends with 2 people you randomly meet
>Forget about them a week later as normal
>Get perfect spouse
>??????
>Profit
Declan-R-Witlox2 years ago
Whats the fourth step? I really want to know
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Jack Staniforth12 years ago
just two not very close friends :P
Fnaf 459 years ago
Lol
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Kaleah Renee Claxton12 years ago
2 ""friends""? >:3
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Jess Hallowell12 years ago
make friends with two of my worst rivals.
problemo solved.
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Michelle Delgado12 years ago
Choose the 2 annoying friends
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William35748 years ago
I'm going to press the button because I'm guessing I can also choose someone who is already alive
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sassygirl9 years ago
find an ugly person be friends with them then ditch em
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Yaboimancityfan9 years ago
I can never see my two friends but it didnt say BEST friends so i can just dont see 2 of my friends that im not close with
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Max Rangel12 years ago
lolzz wouldn't want to be with a perfect girl for the rest of eternity some times i like small imperfections <_____< but if i had to choose to not see a friend i know who XDDD
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Psyduck697 years ago
Ok well time to say bye to the 2 friends i havent talked to in like 3 years
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Alduin12954 years ago
Finally a solution for my annoying friends
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sonicj019 years ago
i dont have any i dont even know what friends are and whatever they are i dont want any they sound silly
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BitingPanic8 years ago
i have only 2 freinds
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TheBlackYellow9 years ago
Thats too easy LOL
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TheHighestGuy110 years ago
Umm I have friends who I can care less about and have friends who are like the best so yeah
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Slothers8 years ago
This could be a win win depending on your friends.
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Amazing Banana9 years ago
If you are immortal, you have to see all of your friends and family die
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dylpickel8 years ago
Reads the button drops phone makes 2 new friends that I don't really care about then press the button
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MadOrange6410 years ago
Easy one :D
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Little Miss Spiteful7 years ago
I dont even habe that many friends
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Magickat9 years ago
"You can never see 2 friends" Already happened to me. lost all my friends. jokes on you!
oh wait... ;0;
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minimegaman090last year
immortality is a curse, not taking it
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Why do you wanna know9 years ago
I have no friends, but yeaaahhhh! Eternal sex!
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Atli Minecraft Carachelo12 years ago
Become friends with total jerks.
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Cap9 years ago
What's a spouse
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megabells298 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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chris ain't dat good9 years ago
2 random people on the street are now my friends
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BartekTomasik8 years ago
CanbI choose facebook friends?
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ElectroScale9 years ago
Hmm... I'll choose Billy and Jimmy.
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rogntudju8 years ago
Then, I could get rid of those two clingy kittens who dare call themselves my friends, become immortal and forever be married to a Magnus Scheving replica? COUNT ME IN.
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sam0227pl9 years ago
what if I have no friends?
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Autranaut4 years ago
That means that I have -2 friends. Not only have I gotten a perfect life, I have also broken the laws of physics.
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