Will You Press The Button?

Listen.here.you.little.shit 3 years ago

Nah I'm not wasting like 8 hours of holy sleep

Maharid 2 years ago

I sleep when i fall asleep and stop.

James111 9 years ago

A "small" salary of $1.000.000?

Symmy Byfield 13 years ago

Already have a hard time falling asleep so no change there

Piggiepitbull 5 years ago

Same

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Winn77 5 years ago

Why do you need to fall asleep if you don't have to wake up for work ??

DripTheSeawing 3 years ago

Because it's a small salary that probably wouldn't be enough to sustain you by itself

orangeenjoyer 5 years ago

already have insomnia and adhd free money baby

TuPapuh 10 years ago

with that cash i pay to a "grandma" for tell me that booooooooooooooooooooo... *3 billions 89 millions 567K 491 light years later* ooooooooring stories,i will fall asleep in 0,00000001 seconds :v

Fedxftw 9 years ago

"Light years" "LIGHT YEARS" "LIgHt yEArS" THAT IS A FUCKING MEASURE OF DISTANCE

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hampuzorgaming 11 years ago

so i will be like i am right now?

hampuzorgaming 11 years ago

but rich

AlexBrown 9 years ago

I havent slept in 4 days lol

Athedeus 9 years ago

That"s my life right now

Issybutton 9 years ago

Same

qwertyuiopz 9 years ago

I already do, so....free money?

DrunkDeLeon 9 years ago

I already do, and I already found a way to solve it.

cheesegal 10 years ago

So... I get a small salary for having nothing in my life change? sweet :D

ThatEmoKid 9 years ago

Umm no sleep is the best part of my life, but then again i never wanna fall asleep at night and then end up staying up until like 3 in the morning.

allysen0sky 10 years ago

I already have insomnia. xD

gamer34 11 years ago

i go to sleep at 5 o'clock in the morning so theres basically no downside for me

SwagMaster2Swag4U 11 years ago

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Alice Rightmyer 13 years ago

And the difference from my real life... Oh right. I get paid nothing for doing nothing.

Krissy Thomson 13 years ago

money in my bank? YAY difference in my life? 0

Callum Petch 13 years ago

So you're on welfare?

Stephen Elnor 13 years ago

I don't see a downside i get to do nothing while not being able to sleep....which means i'll be doing nothing thus getting paid more....win-win in my eyes.

Goldfish2718 8 years ago

Already have a tough time sleeping :/

Vinylgirl8004 11 years ago

So my regular hard time going to sleep??

Emmpo_shzz 9 years ago

So no change?

Mike9999 3 years ago

Nah, dude. Sleep > money.

sifi334 10 years ago

same here so im just getting free money,Thanks!

Mr_Dr_Loophole 10 years ago

What if I get paid for sleeping then when I need to sleep later at night I can stay up.

Jonathan James-Atkins 13 years ago

Isn't this just called being on the dole?

Tree344 5 years ago

As if I can’t just pay for tech to be made that induces sleep

Gunfirereble327 11 years ago

I don't even sleep

MinimiMax 11 years ago

I have difficulty falling asleep as it is. Gaining a little money on the side would be nice.

Noiviric 6 years ago

so i just get paid?

BuhTrayper 11 years ago

If I never had to work I'd want to stay up more anyways.

Live_Laf_Love 9 years ago

Um, I already have a hard time falling asleep...

CollinCarter 9 years ago

Me too

vicvinegar 11 years ago

sedatives

meatloave last year

What is 'small salary' ? 20,000 $ tax free per week? Ok , that's small but I'll live with it

ShadowShaper 10 years ago

JOKES ON YOU! I already do ;-;

AssHar 9 years ago

Already do. =(

Kimy Renee Drennon 13 years ago

I already have severe insomnia so.

HennyMcPenny 3 years ago

We need a button for this?

DeadFox69 7 years ago

I am a loophole

atduongg 11 years ago

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