Will You Press The Button?

Maharid6 months ago

I sleep when i fall asleep and stop.

Listen.here.you.little.shitlast year

Nah I'm not wasting like 8 hours of holy sleep

Winn773 years ago

Why do you need to fall asleep if you don't have to wake up for work ??

DripTheSeawing2 years ago

Because it's a small salary that probably wouldn't be enough to sustain you by itself

James1118 years ago

A "small" salary of $1.000.000?

orangeenjoyer4 years ago

already have insomnia and adhd free money baby

AlexBrown7 years ago

I havent slept in 4 days lol

Athedeus7 years ago

That"s my life right now

Issybutton7 years ago

Same

Symmy Byfield12 years ago

Already have a hard time falling asleep so no change there

Piggiepitbull3 years ago

Same

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TuPapuh9 years ago

with that cash i pay to a "grandma" for tell me that booooooooooooooooooooo... *3 billions 89 millions 567K 491 light years later* ooooooooring stories,i will fall asleep in 0,00000001 seconds :v

Fedxftw8 years ago

"Light years" "LIGHT YEARS" "LIgHt yEArS" THAT IS A FUCKING MEASURE OF DISTANCE

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hampuzorgaming9 years ago

so i will be like i am right now?

hampuzorgaming9 years ago

but rich

qwertyuiopz8 years ago

I already do, so....free money?

DrunkDeLeon8 years ago

I already do, and I already found a way to solve it.

cheesegal9 years ago

So... I get a small salary for having nothing in my life change? sweet :D

ThatEmoKid8 years ago

Umm no sleep is the best part of my life, but then again i never wanna fall asleep at night and then end up staying up until like 3 in the morning.

allysen0sky9 years ago

I already have insomnia. xD

gamer349 years ago

i go to sleep at 5 o'clock in the morning so theres basically no downside for me

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Alice Rightmyer12 years ago

And the difference from my real life... Oh right. I get paid nothing for doing nothing.

Krissy Thomson12 years ago

money in my bank? YAY difference in my life? 0

Callum Petch12 years ago

So you're on welfare?

Stephen Elnor12 years ago

I don't see a downside i get to do nothing while not being able to sleep....which means i'll be doing nothing thus getting paid more....win-win in my eyes.

AssHar8 years ago

Nothing changes except I get a few bucks extra? Sounds like a deal.

Florencia Santerini12 years ago

i already have problems of insomnia so... gimmie my money

BrookiePie4 years ago

so nothing changes alright

goatladyface9 years ago

i not the only one that have problems falling a sleep

Panifex8 years ago

I already find it hard to sleep much of the time

VerdeDemon10 years ago

How difficult is it to fall asleep? Do I wake up at random in the middle of the night, feeling like shit?

Tea-Guy5 years ago

bruh i already have hard time of fallin asleep so its win win for me

doodooface59 years ago

i already have dificuulty sleeping

Herondale_02018 years ago

Already can never sleep

jameskh10 years ago

izi ... dont sleep

Wild_Beast_Son_of_Athena15 days ago

right so i get money and nothing changes. downside?

Craftykit8 years ago

Frick welp guess im not wasting that cash on mellatonin if i cant do anything

Ron Vaksman12 years ago

im takeing sleeping pills so i probably cant get any more problams sleeping #derp

Omnibooilast year

i already have that , win for me

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