Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman090 2 years ago

If we're gonna be considering the existence of other buttons in this one, then consider the ones that give you wishes and would allow you to remove the downside of this one

Ciel_Phantomhive 11 years ago

Well I mean....... I'm already depressed and Suicidal so why nottttt????????

Hollowcat 3 years ago

Exactly

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LunaStarr 11 years ago

STORY OF MY LIFE.. HAHAHAHhahahah..ha.....ha..... That's not funny..

Joseph_Andreis 3 years ago

Already beat depression, just have to do the same thing again, no button pressing needed! Worth it!

Imamenacetosociety 2 years ago

YOU'RE A FUCKING GENIUS MF JUST DO IT AGIAN AND YOU WTF YOU ACTUALLY GENIUS

wigglerman9000 10 years ago

If i can press the button without side effects than this onw will not have a side effect

POV_Cheez000 5 years ago

YES HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Reuben Holman 13 years ago

paradox, its own effects are cancelled out by its perk

Bagotrash 4 years ago

Sprazzal, it doesn't say it overrides the positive, so thus big brain time :)

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starstructive 10 years ago

Jokes on you i already wanna fuckin die

Kartimal 9 years ago

Your profile pic says it all...

Kosmita 4 years ago

For me, its only the upside that changes

wolfenstar 11 years ago

I've always been depressed. I'm pressing that damn button. DamnIt.

Whats-wrong-with-me 6 years ago

Let"s create a paradox

TheOOOF 6 years ago

Ah, no depresion because the button negated its own side effect

TeaLeaves 11 years ago

No way. Depression isn't something to be joked about/messed around with

KIRA1 11 years ago

Well it's only okay for people like me that are or were depressed and suicidal because I recently got over being suicidal and I make jokes about it with my friends

0Thanos0 7 years ago

If i say yes i get no deppresed it s izy

TheUltimateAlphaWerewolf 9 years ago

I already have depression and suicidal thoughts. HA NO EFFECT ON ME MAN!!!

Weirdo_artist 9 years ago

I already do so HA

Shiizachan 9 years ago

This is me anyway so no downside.

pewdiefan555 11 years ago

um what the hell are we playing :l

xX_MLG420PRO_Xx 10 years ago

Like M8

CharlotteTheQueenBee 11 years ago

I like the button pressing. So no pressing of this button.

Angel Lewis 13 years ago

The effect is invalid because of the perk

Insert_Person_Here 9 years ago

No amount of cunning button-pressing can save you, but a visit to the psychiatrist could. (Ignoring the obvious loopholes here.)

Freepo Noggit 11 years ago

There's no side effects anyway, because these are all hypothetical. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go drink some flaming bleach.

shockwavebr 10 years ago

so i would press this button without the side effects

DKN0V4 5 years ago

this button cancels out its side effects

Starly AJ 11 years ago

WHAT. WHAT THE ####???

Dom1219 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

GalaxyAfton 6 years ago

I don't think they thought this one out. I mean NO SIDE EFFECTS that means this one as well. Lol.

iamhumantoo 9 years ago

So..... Nothing changes?

TheGoodFangirl 11 years ago

Already depressed

PiperKeizor 8 years ago

I’m already depressed so no down side

GLAcraft101 11 years ago

Wouldn't this be a paradox then?

LoopholeCupcake 10 years ago

Already depressed

WilliamtheSunDragonKnight 12 years ago

I'm dead already

PRINCESS K.A.A :3 10 years ago

So what I'm doing now?

Divad 10 years ago

WAKE ME UP i cant wake up

Shana Beals 13 years ago

It's not like this site actually does anything anyway.

eepydreemurr 3 years ago

do you know how much goddie stuff is on this website

kishakitten 11 years ago

And the difference is what? A. It's a button. It's not every happening anyway. B. In already depressed and suicidal, so who cares? Not me! *presses button*

my name does not matter 11 years ago

No side effects not depression

noscoper74 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Chaos666 6 years ago

HAHAHA JOKES ON YOU I AM ALREADY DEPRESSED AND SUIUDAL!!!!

Emoji 11 years ago

It never said forever so i make it 1 sec. BOOM

Etherealstorm 9 years ago

Exactly why i said yes! Lol

hwayne 11 years ago

Already tried to hang myself with a tie and tried to swallow glass because of depression.

Mythical_Mage 10 years ago

I'm already depreesssseedd so it doesn't matterrrrrr right?

apieceofgarbage 9 years ago

jokes on you I'm already severely depressed and no amount of cunning button pressing can save me from my suicidal thoughts

SabF24 12 years ago

The button disables its side effect. GG

ThatGirlOverThere-__- 10 years ago

1.I already have depression 2. The effects would cancel out itself.

Menardas-reply-and-post 8 years ago

That means the side affects of this one won't be there cuz you stopped all side affects.😉

meatloave 2 years ago

But I can become X1000 resistant to those thoughts and my joyful,peaceful ,content ect thoughts and feelings will be amplified by X1000 not to mention my coping and adaptation skills amping to X1000 as well.

Tracy McBrady 11 years ago

Did you JUST Say,"No Side Effects?"

LancetheArch 8 years ago

Finally a good one

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