Will You Press The Button?

Ruby_Slippers 11 years ago

"Hey, did you get my text?" "eh... N-" *vocal cords paralyse* *choking noises* *vocal cords and mouth move on their own* "...yes."

Hftdgt 6 years ago

Lol

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nulily 11 years ago

I'm already reasonably honest. I wouldn't mind being more honest. I already have anxiety when it comes down to telling people the truth about things. This would fix that problem. To be honest the immortal thing is more of a downside than the honesty part.

Kiwi463 9 years ago

Are you lying. :L

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SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

either stay silent or tell a "creative truth"

EnderRoseYT 3 years ago

“Hey, did you see my text?” “I got it, just didn’t realize so I didn’t really read it I only just-

lifehacker420 9 years ago

60% of you want to still be alive after the sun swallows earth, burns out, and then leaves you floating in space, alone, freezing, and unable to breathe for all of eternity.

gadlygamer 5 years ago

eventually karz stopped thinking

Abirra 9 years ago

no one can kill me so I am okay with telling the truth every time.

Aatdnames 2 years ago

Except when they physically huet you. You can't day but you still feel pain

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

"you're being a bitch" "what?! i will fucking stab you!" "bitch i could easily fight you off with a broom."

Coaster 9 years ago

I have a problem with lying that I'm trying to fix, this button will then me with that, win-win

...Loading... 11 years ago

I could tell a fib instead of a lie

Weirdo_artist 9 years ago

Ligit best name ever dude.

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ErgoJin 11 years ago

So... if incapacitates me and mixes me up in a giant mixer ti'll there's nothing left but pulp, I would still be alive? Sounds absolutely thrilling. :)

DeagleTC 9 years ago

I think it’ll be like regeneration. Completely recreated body, from person pulp

IPressy01 11 years ago

my life is a lie......

lesbiangod 10 years ago

spoke to me

Misla11 11 years ago

so i become the bible's god

Jackson-Eli 9 years ago

Let"s see become invincible but can only tell the truth or not become invincible but can still lie... NO BUTTON PLS

Rachel RayRay Carlyon 13 years ago

AWESOME

Poonut 10 years ago

You are still able to be dying mentaly, not that thats any diffrent :(

Tsavorite last year

two downsides :wilted_flower:

Snipergem13 10 years ago

I'm already immortal

ChainLink1358 5 years ago

I don't like the idea of not dying, eventually, you would have done EVERYTHING, you would be tired, and basically a zombie(Not actually but yeah) So this is an obvious no

Darksouls 2 master 11 years ago

I DONT CARE

Invffxble 9 years ago

Go ahead a lie to them, what they gonna do about it? You can't die.

Mew-eeveeSquirtele 6 years ago

........ehhhhh if the world ends i will go in a rocket ship bring my phone and nitendo and solarpowered, portable charger and boom never bored.

KamiDesu. 12 years ago

You can die psychologicaly if somebody dismenber you and vice-versa etc ...

Belaize 9 years ago

it says you are physically incapable of dying so old age kills you.

Cucolus 11 years ago

if you cannot die then you would be very lonely when everything dies

Boopityboop 10 years ago

This seems fun.

Trolerp 11 years ago

Well you can't really be punished cuz just say "COME AT ME B******!" and they can't kill u

takahashi01 8 years ago

STOP IT WITH THE FUCKING IMMORTALITY!

fangirl46okok 12 years ago

What if you're in amazing pain? Like someone was torturing you but you couldn't die even though you wished you could?

SevenTStorm 2 years ago

was i ever capable of lying in the first place?

Brian barnes 11 years ago

wow so.

Weirdo_artist 9 years ago

Did you steal the cookie? * "nyes"😢☹

Thomas Patrick Dickson III 13 years ago

Good thng lying is a psychological phenomenon

ocreae 10 years ago

so are you mentally able to die or what

DuffCheese 9 years ago

What if you cheated on your girlfriend???

button 10 years ago

Both comes eventually.. So at least people could trust me.

Coolman86 5 years ago

Doesn’t immortality still let you feel pain

lol 11 years ago

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Bruh-moment 6 years ago

I would lie about the lie, that way i lie about the lie and say the truth

Hazzary453 12 years ago

Upside?

Nataliethemagnificent 8 years ago

well i need to be more open anyway

Luben Lambov 13 years ago

No downside.

ARandomCatholic 9 months ago

Lying is a sin. Anything to avoid sin

Haekal 11 years ago

lying is important in my life

GanguroGal 10 years ago

Does it count lies of omission?

EnderRoseYT 3 years ago

Being incapable of dying would literally be a curse there’s no upside. You still feel pain, you watch everyone you love die like y’all-

theepicnis3470 11 years ago

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Pabide 9 years ago

I assume it"s lying as in not telling the truth, not lying as in not standing, sitting ord squating. Because of it"s the second one, I"d say no.

KingJr 11 years ago

physically not verbally

Hftdgt 6 years ago

*try"s to lie* I did-didn't

EpicSparklez98 11 years ago

I don't lie anyways, although that would get akward "How old are you?" "3947 years old" "Really?" "yes" ".......................how?" "I can't die" o_O

TwoRoaches 7 years ago

Am I the only person who wants to die someday?

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