Will You Press The Button?

Ruby_Slippers 11 years ago

"Hey, did you get my text?" "eh... N-" *vocal cords paralyse* *choking noises* *vocal cords and mouth move on their own* "...yes."

Hftdgt 6 years ago

Lol

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nulily 11 years ago

I'm already reasonably honest. I wouldn't mind being more honest. I already have anxiety when it comes down to telling people the truth about things. This would fix that problem. To be honest the immortal thing is more of a downside than the honesty part.

Kiwi463 9 years ago

Are you lying. :L

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SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

either stay silent or tell a "creative truth"

EnderRoseYT 3 years ago

“Hey, did you see my text?” “I got it, just didn’t realize so I didn’t really read it I only just-

lifehacker420 9 years ago

60% of you want to still be alive after the sun swallows earth, burns out, and then leaves you floating in space, alone, freezing, and unable to breathe for all of eternity.

gadlygamer 5 years ago

eventually karz stopped thinking

Abirra 9 years ago

no one can kill me so I am okay with telling the truth every time.

Aatdnames 2 years ago

Except when they physically huet you. You can't day but you still feel pain

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

"you're being a bitch" "what?! i will fucking stab you!" "bitch i could easily fight you off with a broom."

Coaster 9 years ago

I have a problem with lying that I'm trying to fix, this button will then me with that, win-win

...Loading... 11 years ago

I could tell a fib instead of a lie

Weirdo_artist 9 years ago

Ligit best name ever dude.

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ErgoJin 11 years ago

So... if incapacitates me and mixes me up in a giant mixer ti'll there's nothing left but pulp, I would still be alive? Sounds absolutely thrilling. :)

DeagleTC 9 years ago

I think it’ll be like regeneration. Completely recreated body, from person pulp

IPressy01 11 years ago

my life is a lie......

lesbiangod 10 years ago

spoke to me

Misla11 11 years ago

so i become the bible's god

SevenTStorm 2 years ago

was i ever capable of lying in the first place?

Brian barnes 11 years ago

wow so.

Weirdo_artist 9 years ago

Did you steal the cookie? * "nyes"😢☹

Thomas Patrick Dickson III 13 years ago

Good thng lying is a psychological phenomenon

ocreae 10 years ago

so are you mentally able to die or what

DuffCheese 9 years ago

What if you cheated on your girlfriend???

button 10 years ago

Both comes eventually.. So at least people could trust me.

Coolman86 5 years ago

Doesn’t immortality still let you feel pain

lol 11 years ago

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Bruh-moment 6 years ago

I would lie about the lie, that way i lie about the lie and say the truth

Hazzary453 12 years ago

Upside?

Nataliethemagnificent 8 years ago

well i need to be more open anyway

Luben Lambov 13 years ago

No downside.

ARandomCatholic 8 months ago

Lying is a sin. Anything to avoid sin

Haekal 11 years ago

lying is important in my life

GanguroGal 10 years ago

Does it count lies of omission?

EnderRoseYT 3 years ago

Being incapable of dying would literally be a curse there’s no upside. You still feel pain, you watch everyone you love die like y’all-

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Pabide 9 years ago

I assume it"s lying as in not telling the truth, not lying as in not standing, sitting ord squating. Because of it"s the second one, I"d say no.

Hftdgt 6 years ago

*try"s to lie* I did-didn't

EpicSparklez98 11 years ago

I don't lie anyways, although that would get akward "How old are you?" "3947 years old" "Really?" "yes" ".......................how?" "I can't die" o_O

KingJr 11 years ago

physically not verbally

MahoganySolitude 10 years ago

I barely lie anyways...

MahoganySolitude 10 years ago

All I do is bend the truth.

Gcoop 11 years ago

No i hate the idea of immoerality

TwoRoaches 7 years ago

Am I the only person who wants to die someday?

rexssj 12 years ago

No lying is a problem for me

shitfarter 2 years ago

fortniet

xXMattsheafanXx 11 years ago

Ha You cant lie

jayplayz 9 years ago

U-um... 0/////////0 I can't not lie. That"s like... Telling my mom that I read fanfiction... 0/////////////////////0 that shits YAOI. 0///0 no way I'm clicking that button