Will You Press The Button?

Ruby_Slippers10 years ago

"Hey, did you get my text?" "eh... N-" *vocal cords paralyse* *choking noises* *vocal cords and mouth move on their own* "...yes."

Hftdgt4 years ago

Lol

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nulily10 years ago

I'm already reasonably honest. I wouldn't mind being more honest. I already have anxiety when it comes down to telling people the truth about things. This would fix that problem. To be honest the immortal thing is more of a downside than the honesty part.

Kiwi4638 years ago

Are you lying. :L

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lifehacker4207 years ago

60% of you want to still be alive after the sun swallows earth, burns out, and then leaves you floating in space, alone, freezing, and unable to breathe for all of eternity.

gadlygamer3 years ago

eventually karz stopped thinking

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

either stay silent or tell a "creative truth"

EnderRoseYT2 years ago

“Hey, did you see my text?” “I got it, just didn’t realize so I didn’t really read it I only just-

Abirra8 years ago

no one can kill me so I am okay with telling the truth every time.

Aatdnames10 months ago

Except when they physically huet you. You can't day but you still feel pain

Rhett Overbay12 years ago

"you're being a bitch" "what?! i will fucking stab you!" "bitch i could easily fight you off with a broom."

Coaster8 years ago

I have a problem with lying that I'm trying to fix, this button will then me with that, win-win

...Loading...10 years ago

I could tell a fib instead of a lie

Weirdo_artist7 years ago

Ligit best name ever dude.

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ErgoJin9 years ago

So... if incapacitates me and mixes me up in a giant mixer ti'll there's nothing left but pulp, I would still be alive? Sounds absolutely thrilling. :)

DeagleTC8 years ago

I think it’ll be like regeneration. Completely recreated body, from person pulp

IPressy0110 years ago

my life is a lie......

lesbiangod9 years ago

spoke to me

Misla1110 years ago

so i become the bible's god

MahoganySolitude8 years ago

I barely lie anyways...

MahoganySolitude8 years ago

All I do is bend the truth.

Gcoop9 years ago

No i hate the idea of immoerality

TwoRoaches6 years ago

Am I the only person who wants to die someday?

rexssj11 years ago

No lying is a problem for me

shitfarter8 months ago

fortniet

xXMattsheafanXx10 years ago

Ha You cant lie

jayplayz7 years ago

U-um... 0/////////0 I can't not lie. That"s like... Telling my mom that I read fanfiction... 0/////////////////////0 that shits YAOI. 0///0 no way I'm clicking that button

Kyle Shelley12 years ago

then I do not say or do anything bad

catfreak059 years ago

it says phisically not mentally so you can write down a lie.

Puffy8108 years ago

I will not press the button because I want to die

button9 years ago

They both come eventually..Plus, people could trust me!

Mexicino4 years ago

You’d be the perfect politician. Honest and unkillable.

HJE 3 SLASH10 years ago

I can't lie anyway, so not being able to die would be kinda weird

YouWtM89 years ago

Like the movie,Liar Liar?

TheOOOF5 years ago

Uh... DO YOU MEAN NO MORE AMONG US?!?!

Hazzary45311 years ago

Upside? Not dying would be horrible, and I really don't want to spend eternity as a mangled corpse, it says nothing about invulnerability

FinleyRS7 years ago

Some things are better kept under a tight lid, like something you were told to keep top secret, by a friend or even the government.

Mathew Campbell12 years ago

"Do you have a note for being off?" "No" "Why not!?!" "Cause it's too personal" "Excuse me?" "I was seeing if I caught aids... from your MUM?"

BambieTheButtonSlapper8 years ago

I lie too much to want to do that.

vampireslayer1979 years ago

So I can't fuck with people just for the fun of it

CN_KangShuoxilast year

Reverse wall-facer:D

Doge4209 years ago

To be honest dying and lying is bad

Gellivar4 years ago

Где недостатки?

hEX0210 years ago

wait... life imprisonment... forever locked up for ONE CRIME!!!

Kirishima_Eijirou8 years ago

I'm already brutally honest so

Edwardonut_the_goofer6 years ago

Upside?

suddenflame5711 years ago

Permanent honesty and immortality? What's the downside?

trumpsucks8 years ago

Yay it rhymes!

christian W9 years ago

Kinda like when the 11th doctor was on trensalor but he almost died but the daleks messed up ............they told him the rules!

Ninjanate11238 years ago

I hate this dont even make stupid ones like this

D_YellowMadness3 months ago

No upside.

Death's Reaver10 years ago

or could i?

Wolf_Human7 years ago

Lying is a bad thing So I pressed ot

Liam Costanzo12 years ago

That would be amazing

liocool_20133 years ago

2 VERY genius and good things? YESSIR

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KayGamer8 years ago

Lying 4 life

button9 years ago

lolololollollol

sonic77788 years ago

There are ways for you to deceive other without actually lying, see Doc Scratch from Homestuck

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