you are the master of the universe
but
you have to answer everyones wishes, no matter who and how disturbing they may be
I will not

TheBanishedGod 10 years ago
As the master of the universe I would erase the downside from existence

121324 4 months ago
Genius
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KitzuneG 10 years ago
The answers is always NO. Problem?

FlamingGuitarWizard7646 9 years ago
Well, it would depend on what the question was.
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Maharid 2 years ago
He-man?

Blue_Cat 9 years ago
"Master of all, i have a request" "Im not helping you find a girl, Steve"

LolbitTheFunnyFox 5 years ago
wow. very pretty. much blue
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235x0 3 years ago
Say no and answer it in a language no one speaks or knows.

RandomDude420 10 years ago
I have to answer the wishes? So I can say no?

Fierceclaws 9 years ago
It says answer, not fulfill, so I think so.

Gl1tch3dL1m3 3 years ago
I'll take it if only "answer"

gabixxu 10 years ago
what is someone's wish is to end all life?

Flood 9 years ago
It doesn't say you have to accept the wishes
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Expectro_Nothing_From_Me_When_It_Comes_To_Sharing 10 years ago
AS MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE I SHALL GET RID OF THIS DOWNSIDE

EmmaRainbow 10 years ago
It just says you have to answer their wishes, it never said you had to grant them.

jkmc1205 10 years ago
I don't need to be stealing anybody"s job.

GET_REKT 10 years ago
I wouldn't be bothered if there is like 7 billion people in the world

Crazy fangirl 10 years ago
Now there are more so god help you

SkinnyWrinkles 8 years ago
I Can Answer No To Them Because I Am Still Answering Also As Master Of The Universe I Can Erase The Bad Side

Anonymous234 9 years ago
What if someone said ‘I wish that you die!!’ Just say ‘me to’ that’ll make them go away.

Triggeredhawkmemes 10 years ago
My wish is to give myself a chance, or i could just kill them instantly.

i am dos best 10 years ago
so many people would think of bad things

eatsoupnow 3 years ago
"hey i want to end the world" "no fuck off"

GentlemanB 11 years ago
I don't have to answer yes.

snansinabox 6 years ago
malicous compliece

LaikaDragneelHemsworthMagica 10 years ago
And This Is What It"s Like To Be God Sortve....

Reallyme 8 years ago
Remove person or get them to never ask

BlaloMeidw 10 years ago
I only have to answer so I just could say no.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
So essentially Bruce Almighty...GOOD FUCKING GOD NO! Deal with your own shit people!

Roveree 2 months ago
I'm just someone else's puppet

Starslinger 9 years ago
Just erase the downside with godlike powers This a paste from someone else. I"d like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other she... [Show full comment]

ButtonWitch 5 years ago
As master of the universe, I will execute all of my enemies, as well as anyone who approaches me with a disturbing wish.

Poker-face 10 years ago
Uuuuuuuuummmmmmmm

Zacattac 10 years ago
ill just use bruce almighty's answer except my comp will say no instead of yes. unless they're good and not horrible/creepy

befree2209 10 years ago
I would be glad to help everyone. But I don't have to fulfill their wishes.

Silly_Squirt 9 years ago
So it"s "if google was a person" in real life? No thank you

spazzgamer 10 years ago
To much work rather sit outside with my telescope

dwarf 9 years ago
I WOULD MAKE IT SO PEOPLE WERE NOT DUM

bbbbvvvv 10 years ago
I can answer my wish to make them stop being annoying.

MegaTran3000 10 years ago
MakeAmericaGreatAgain,idk maybe to make the pony detroy him?!?

Buckbodger 6 years ago
Make the people not disturbed?

TheSuperNinjaGod 8 years ago
My Answer is No

Virtuoso 10 years ago
I have to ANSWER them, but I don't have to fulfill them.

ERRORERROR 9 years ago
Wait, if I'm master of the universe, why am I taking orders from people?

Levelpro 10 years ago
Well i own the universe, so, WHERE THEM BITCHES AT

gamrejess13597 10 years ago
what if they wish to have sex with me though?

MrL 4 years ago
i would kill the person before they made the wish

EthanFontenot 9 years ago
Never said I had to agree to their wishes

0Thanos0 7 years ago
Practicly God

ShadowMarco 10 years ago
Basically, Prismo form adventrue time?

Kazue 10 years ago
Noragami except you don't get paid

The_bunny_lover 8 years ago
What if they ask me to kill someone? I DON'T WHAT TO BE A MURDERED!!!!

Loophole-alert 9 years ago
JUST SAY NO REPEATEDLY. PROBLEM SOLVED.

FlameBlaze 10 years ago
If i'm the master of the universe i don't care of the downside

SPACEJUMPER 9000 10 years ago
I'll just kill them all.

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago
I will erase the drumbeat. You don't wanna hear it. Its the sound of... Its here. I need to top typing this comment

Quickattack283 3 years ago
oh wow youre so quirky random xd.
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