You have mastery over all instruments and can play anything flawlessly from memory
but
You cannot speak
I will not

gaben is lief fore me 11 years ago
I could rap no problem i rap everyday

RapeNetanyahu 12 months ago
I could rape(netanyahu) no problem i rape everyday
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Esther Young 13 years ago
Actually the human voice IS an instrument. So if I couldn't speak I could still sing!

YellowCandy8432 3 years ago
omg its DOLAN DUCK
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Siddington 11 years ago
Does mastery at a microphone count? If so, I can still speak, just always singing...

SpecialK329 11 years ago
Sign language, bitches!

TheKid13 9 years ago
Hell yeah, I"d love to be good at the guitar and drums. I don't need to talk to people anyways. People suck.

greendogtrain 10 years ago
*raps slowly*

Rlleu 10 years ago
That's what whiteboards are for.

Tezzy Moretti 13 years ago
I'll just have my music speak for me.

SamGamingxD 11 years ago
I was just about to write that :D

Kayton Yan 13 years ago
sona

Devin Berte 13 years ago
So I'm Sona? Worth it for them titties...

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
No, you remain Devin Bertle.

Jennifer Rose Burrows 13 years ago
But I have a feeling I know someone who WOULD press the button...ahem Alex Hogancamp.

Epic_nugget 9 months ago
Speaking is a type of singing

Jana Geßner 13 years ago
Omg yes *-*

PaulKilgore 9 years ago
I'll just use my guitar to speak for me, like Peter Frampton. And learn sign language.

RedDeadBoy 11 years ago
Personnaly . I play the piano . And i think sometimes why did god gave us the ability to speak and not play the piano . Much more wise , propre and beautiful !

DontPressButton 10 years ago
... Just get that voice pad thing

THE GREAT PAPYRUS 11 years ago
k lmao

Chorgen 2 years ago
I can talk, not speak

AyaMayume 11 years ago
Not enough of a downside to hit the No button. YES!

LoneDragon 8 years ago
I like keeping to myself and let"s leave it at that, and anyway, it gives me another excuse to learn sign language!

Celia Ace 10 years ago
I prefer writing.

Nicoxtremo 9 years ago
Sona

Bubblegum77pet 11 years ago
So? Some people are born mute they seem to be doing OK you can still write right?

Malory MuffinProof Hayle 13 years ago
I cannot speak anyway, SO...

im here to comment 11 years ago
no one liked my voice anyways

Ceelive_554 2 years ago
"you cannot speak" is not a downside due to the existence of sign language

BabyWooWoo 6 years ago
true

proudharto 10 years ago
So trumpet of the swan? I seem to remember him having a pretty great life

Dark Lord 11 years ago
well vocal chords are counted as a natural human's instrument. So talking is playing an instrument. LOOPHOLE!!!

SonofaBatman 11 years ago
I can Steven Hawkins this shit as replace every other artist there is and be rich as hell....hell they would make a movie like Ray about me.

vorpike 12 years ago
fame, fortune, delivering music to the world, at a small price and you can still communicate in other ways

sexuallyactivemememaker 9 years ago
o shit fuck it Imma lose my voice to be able to play All-Star on a tuba

vemorySys 7 months ago
thats amazing,i dont want to talk with persons forever

Berzerkerboy0715 9 years ago
I can master guitar and bass, and I don't talk to people anyways, but I have a badass voice, and I can impersonate a lot of people, hmm...

GodzillaSenpai 11 years ago
But if I can't speak I can get a voice box or like something to speak for me

DavidStothers 10 years ago
SOLRESOL!

skyblueocean 11 years ago
Speak suck

BradyStover5898 2 years ago
So Blue Man Group? Hell yeah.

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

Karlaa 8 years ago
Have People not heard of sign language?

jackfiddilydims 9 years ago
I could use instruments to control a machine that spoke for me

theinsanebitch 11 years ago
Fuck that I don't need to talk to tell someone I don't like them

Jay1234 10 years ago
Iam talking hole day the hole time.. i dont speak

ThatGirlyGirlBuffyFan 11 years ago
I'll sing it then

JesusIsKing 2 years ago
Become a mussitation and Naruto BEEET

plazmafighter 11 years ago
i would just sing everything then

Yourmomdotcom123 4 years ago
LETS DO A SEX RP IN THE CHAT

Pokeslayer 10 years ago
I could write messages, or learn sign language

PortalWALL-E 9 years ago
I'll just get a text - to - speech device. of learn sign language.

Sonanoka~ 11 years ago
Is That so? I'm coming for you, Prismrivers!
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