You have mastery over all instruments and can play anything flawlessly from memory
but
You cannot speak
I will not


gaben is lief fore me9 years ago
I could rap no problem i rap everyday

Prison_Realm2 years ago
Wouldn't you just. Roast the shit out of someone, if you started talking shit?
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Esther Young12 years ago
Actually the human voice IS an instrument. So if I couldn't speak I could still sing!

YellowCandy84322 years ago
omg its DOLAN DUCK
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Siddington10 years ago
Does mastery at a microphone count? If so, I can still speak, just always singing...

TheKid138 years ago
Hell yeah, I"d love to be good at the guitar and drums. I don't need to talk to people anyways. People suck.

greendogtrain8 years ago
*raps slowly*

Rlleu9 years ago
That's what whiteboards are for.

SpecialK32910 years ago
Sign language, bitches!

Tezzy Moretti12 years ago
I'll just have my music speak for me.

SamGamingxD10 years ago
I was just about to write that :D

Kayton Yan12 years ago
sona

Devin Berte12 years ago
So I'm Sona? Worth it for them titties...

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
No, you remain Devin Bertle.

Jennifer Rose Burrows12 years ago
But I have a feeling I know someone who WOULD press the button...ahem Alex Hogancamp.

sexuallyactivemememaker8 years ago
o shit fuck it Imma lose my voice to be able to play All-Star on a tuba

SonofaBatman9 years ago
I can Steven Hawkins this shit as replace every other artist there is and be rich as hell....hell they would make a movie like Ray about me.

vorpike10 years ago
fame, fortune, delivering music to the world, at a small price and you can still communicate in other ways

GodzillaSenpai 9 years ago
But if I can't speak I can get a voice box or like something to speak for me

Berzerkerboy07158 years ago
I can master guitar and bass, and I don't talk to people anyways, but I have a badass voice, and I can impersonate a lot of people, hmm...

BradyStover5898last year
So Blue Man Group? Hell yeah.

DavidStothers9 years ago
SOLRESOL!

skyblueocean10 years ago
Speak suck

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

Karlaa6 years ago
Have People not heard of sign language?

jackfiddilydims8 years ago
I could use instruments to control a machine that spoke for me

theinsanebitch9 years ago
Fuck that I don't need to talk to tell someone I don't like them

Jay12348 years ago
Iam talking hole day the hole time.. i dont speak

ThatGirlyGirlBuffyFan10 years ago
I'll sing it then

JesusIsKing7 months ago
Become a mussitation and Naruto BEEET

plazmafighter10 years ago
i would just sing everything then

Yourmomdotcom1233 years ago
LETS DO A SEX RP IN THE CHAT

Pokeslayer9 years ago
I could write messages, or learn sign language

PortalWALL-E8 years ago
I'll just get a text - to - speech device. of learn sign language.

Sonanoka~9 years ago
Is That so? I'm coming for you, Prismrivers!

Magickmaster10 years ago
Sounds like being Daft Punk!

StrawHatKetchum9 years ago
I can still write!

Shawn Goodin12 years ago
BUCKETHEAD.

Kittenlover1018 years ago
So, bethoven, kinda?

ddddddddddddd11 months ago
Just learn sign language

CoolieSophia8 years ago
I will be living in a musicallllllllll! Lalala I realllll-ly am starting toooooo reeeee-greettttttt myyyyy CHOICES! I-i-i can't stop no i-i-i cant stop. (Insert closer)

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bloofy10 years ago
I don't care music rules over talking!

FrantaCZ9 years ago
If i cant speak i cant have rande ....

happygolucky10 years ago
The human voice is the natural musical instrument. Therefore, I'll just sing everything!

Dystroyer6 years ago
Not good at explaining annyways

Nezuh-kun12 years ago
VOCALOID PLS

Ambertails9 years ago
THAT IS WHAT TEXTING AND NOTEBOOKS ARE FOR. i clicked yes

Pokemaniac9710 years ago
What about lyrics? I play my vocal chords haha music pun

Jessica Taylor Kuipers12 years ago
Rather that then speaking haha

doggydoply4510 years ago
i would play dubstep, dye my hair blue, AND CALL ME VINYL SCRATCH BABY!

sandloverlast year
morse code

the chicken that crossed the road9 years ago
I'll sing the words

brycegeorge378 years ago
I can play and write songs, women will be attracted to me, and my mouth won't get me into trouble? WIN!

Hudson is cool9 years ago
Use paper to write what to say
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