You have mastery over all instruments and can play anything flawlessly from memory
but
You cannot speak
I will not

gaben is lief fore me 11 years ago
I could rap no problem i rap everyday

RapeNetanyahu 11 months ago
I could rape(netanyahu) no problem i rape everyday
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Esther Young 13 years ago
Actually the human voice IS an instrument. So if I couldn't speak I could still sing!

YellowCandy8432 3 years ago
omg its DOLAN DUCK
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Siddington 11 years ago
Does mastery at a microphone count? If so, I can still speak, just always singing...

SpecialK329 11 years ago
Sign language, bitches!

TheKid13 9 years ago
Hell yeah, I"d love to be good at the guitar and drums. I don't need to talk to people anyways. People suck.

greendogtrain 10 years ago
*raps slowly*

Rlleu 10 years ago
That's what whiteboards are for.

Tezzy Moretti 13 years ago
I'll just have my music speak for me.

SamGamingxD 11 years ago
I was just about to write that :D

Kayton Yan 13 years ago
sona

Devin Berte 13 years ago
So I'm Sona? Worth it for them titties...

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
No, you remain Devin Bertle.

Jennifer Rose Burrows 13 years ago
But I have a feeling I know someone who WOULD press the button...ahem Alex Hogancamp.

Hudson is cool 10 years ago
Use paper to write what to say

Emogamer95 12 years ago
I already speak less so...

brycegeorge37 9 years ago
I can play and write songs, women will be attracted to me, and my mouth won't get me into trouble? WIN!

woemai 2 months ago
With this,insturments can be my mouth

Violet Saraphina McKee 13 years ago
Writing. Texting.

Djsavage104 9 years ago
Exactly Esther young

Godblade 10 years ago
I will master the sword my idea of sword mastery is a swordsman who will not lose so I kill everyone

Used_2013_toyota_camry_RWD 2 years ago
time to go play some mayonnaise

Khestra 11 years ago
ill die

Steinosauris 8 years ago
I'm mute so there is no down side

TheMasterBlaster 10 years ago
So basically the piped piper

tiredblueberry 9 years ago
My voice is sucks anyway and I can speak with fingerspelling. Also mostly I talk with people in internet so...

Kees 11 years ago
I don't like speaking anyway. Can I still write or type?

Nicola Savio 13 years ago
people tell me I talk too much anyway...

rc4322 11 years ago
no downside just use MS Sam to speak

SiamesePhoenix 11 months ago
Barbershop, writing, texting, or clapping in Morse?

Lucas-PusherOfButtons 9 years ago
Sign language. Duh.

Chorgen 2 years ago
I can talk, not speak

PrintScreen 2 years ago
literally the same thing, you missed the point

Hamistagan 10 years ago
ill write a song with the rythm of a normal conversation

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Roaryboy 10 years ago
Ill just sing

Cerulean 9 years ago
I could create a language through instruments! Maybe? I dunno

Andre Moglione 13 years ago
Just saying, most of the best video characters in this day and age of time. Don't speak, are totally mime but are bad-ass. If they can make it, so can I ;3

Yamcha-Black 9 years ago
I would forever carry around a trumpet . When I enter a room "Toot toot To TOOT". Or play we are number one at any contest I win.

Jacksewageeye 11 years ago
I love instruments, I'm in band at my school!

iEmerald 11 years ago
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Taco_Axo 2 years ago
Is a microphone a instrument

Dakota Blake Hibbard 13 years ago
For sure!

XenanJoltz 11 years ago
i wish... this would be perfect

FrederickJhYih 7 years ago
I'll use it to create a wireless keyboard hidden in my trousers pocket at once! I want to do this long time ago!!!type on the phone"s sooooooooooooo stupid and inefficient!

Wwefan12345 10 years ago
I could just write on paper BITCHES

DragonEXE 9 years ago
Speak in hands

jamie2006 11 years ago
i'll just sing

Wonyenners 12 years ago
I'd speak through my music. People would remember me for centuries to come, maybe millennia. Done deal. Next question please!

RedDeadBoy 11 years ago
Personnaly . I play the piano . And i think sometimes why did god gave us the ability to speak and not play the piano . Much more wise , propre and beautiful !

Epic_nugget 8 months ago
Speaking is a type of singing

Jana Geßner 13 years ago
Omg yes *-*

PaulKilgore 9 years ago
I'll just use my guitar to speak for me, like Peter Frampton. And learn sign language.

Chorgen 2 years ago
I can talk, not speak
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