Will You Press The Button?

AlEmpoleon 9 months ago

I choose HEROISM!

Moina 4 years ago

I already wanna die + pity points for me

Cormac Beirne 10 years ago

The first person? How many people does it take? Apparently 5332. Which is plenty enough... No need for me to sacrifice myself as well.

singlelight 10 years ago

True

Apollo924 4 years ago

It said “could” so I don’t want to die from cancer for no reason.

gfluid 10 years ago

This is a rather good question, though "could" means there's posisbly a 50% chance you could actually cure cancer, meaning either way, cure or no, you'll die of what you were trying to prevent.

Joaquim Ludtke 13 years ago

it depends of the type of cancer you have, some types of cancer already have a cure.

Cybox143 9 years ago

RTFQ READ THE FLIPPIN QUESTION!!!!

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Shawn Peterson 13 years ago

If you cure all cancer, you yourself can not die from a previously incurable cancer. That is why I pressed the button. There isn't anything bad to come of it.

Zack_Zander 11 years ago

It just said 'You could be the first person to cure cancer' it didn't say 'all cancer' ... also incurable mean you can't cure it. It's not a loophole when you didn't read the choice clearly

Isgg last year

ironic

Patato 9 years ago

https://willyoupressthebutton.com/435797

Cloudchaser 10 years ago

36% of people don't realize that they will eventually die anyway

yun-chun 9 years ago

DAMM I WILL SAVE HUMANYTY....probably not but mkay

I_am_bored 6 years ago

Others first me second

Gamity 8 years ago

WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?!?

Shdbdnx 10 years ago

Rcvnjyzxbņg:

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago

Keyword us "could"

Chn 10 years ago

paradox

Whxppy 10 years ago

Well if I cured 'cancer' I could cure my 'incurable' cancer because it doesn't specifically say that cancer I cured, so I cured all of it.

Jetsetmacaroon 9 years ago

Fear of dieing hell nah

Detetustheyeetus 6 years ago

To save millions of people is worth 1 death

gayweed 10 years ago

It only says that you "could be" Anybody now "could be" the first person to cure cancer.

schutz 10 years ago

"I'm going to cure every last type of cancer besides this one, because why not?"

alishawish2002 9 years ago

I would have already cured cancer, so, duh, I'm not gonna die

HMJ 8 years ago

But it"s"uncurable". READ THE QUESTION!

MutantRainbow 10 years ago

It would help the world so ill sacrifice myself.

Imjustthere 11 months ago

Key word here “could” cure cancer

Patato 9 years ago

One life for many

blu 9 years ago

U peeps act selfess but u actually cant imagine dying horribly

FloweyDreemur 11 years ago

I'd be an amazing person.... besides, i'm already dead and flowers cant die

HaliBradley 9 years ago

DIE YEW LIL FLOWEY

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wonderbread 10 years ago

Hopefully someone will make a statue of you on Earth for curing cancer in your honor.

HMJ 8 years ago

It says "could". Does that mean it isn't guarenteed? If so, then heck no!

RoboCat3421 9 years ago

I R O N Y

dankmemes101 9 years ago

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The Killer Courier 10 years ago

i have the knowledge of everything (The Last Button i Pressed) so i would make a cure to my cancer

Shadow_Ultimate 4 years ago

never says when

Mareya 6 years ago

I dont see the downsude to this

Tjones 10 years ago

"could" heck no, anyone "could" cure cancer

ValerieParker 9 years ago

"Could be" only means it MIGHT happen. Whether or not that happens, I will still die of cancer. That"s the only sure thing in this.

ShankaDaWanka 10 years ago

If you know the cure, use it.

vodam 9 years ago

INCURABLE!!!

MutantRainbow 10 years ago

It would help the world so ill sacrifice myself.

hitnvkndfv 11 months ago

到底是治愈了还是没治愈

ChristopherSakeagak 9 years ago

It"s say "you could be" not "you will be."

Yeetaphobia69 6 years ago

yeah, my grandpa died of cancer so i would definantly do anything to make sure none would go through what i did.

TheAmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

You COULD, we all already COULD and we obviously fail because we don't have a cure for our cancer.

Jakob3142 10 years ago

Well, it says you could be the first, but you could also not be the first so...

Pi_Ai 10 years ago

Wait. You can cure any cancer, but die of cancer? It contradicts the first statement, we can then cure ourselves! BTW some cancers can be cured as Joaquin said

KLOL22 9 years ago

Could

420blazerthecopscantcatchme 10 years ago

what is i shoot myself first?

Lonneke_wolf 9 years ago

My brother has cancer, so I don't f*cking care if I die while he and many others are alive. I actually think it"s worth it for me to die, but safe the life of thousands.

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago

It didn't say that you would cure it

Tirgerking11 10 years ago

I've been becoming additied to this app ever sence I had downloaded this app wow this is the best

JESUS_RULES 3 years ago

If I find a cure for cancer I'll just use it on myself. -_-

LemonLime_ 6 years ago

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