You could be the first person to cure cancer
but
you will die of incurable cancer yourself
I will not


Moina3 years ago
I already wanna die + pity points for me

Cormac Beirne9 years ago
The first person? How many people does it take? Apparently 5332. Which is plenty enough... No need for me to sacrifice myself as well.

singlelight8 years ago
True

Apollo9243 years ago
It said “could” so I don’t want to die from cancer for no reason.

gfluid9 years ago
This is a rather good question, though "could" means there's posisbly a 50% chance you could actually cure cancer, meaning either way, cure or no, you'll die of what you were trying to prevent.

Joaquim Ludtke12 years ago
it depends of the type of cancer you have, some types of cancer already have a cure.

Cybox1437 years ago
RTFQ READ THE FLIPPIN QUESTION!!!!
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Shawn Peterson12 years ago
If you cure all cancer, you yourself can not die from a previously incurable cancer. That is why I pressed the button. There isn't anything bad to come of it.

Zack_Zander9 years ago
It just said 'You could be the first person to cure cancer' it didn't say 'all cancer' ... also incurable mean you can't cure it. It's not a loophole when you didn't read the choice clearly

Mareya5 years ago
I dont see the downsude to this

Tjones8 years ago
"could" heck no, anyone "could" cure cancer

ValerieParker7 years ago
"Could be" only means it MIGHT happen. Whether or not that happens, I will still die of cancer. That"s the only sure thing in this.

ShankaDaWanka8 years ago
If you know the cure, use it.

vodam8 years ago
INCURABLE!!!

MutantRainbow9 years ago
It would help the world so ill sacrifice myself.

ChristopherSakeagak8 years ago
It"s say "you could be" not "you will be."

Yeetaphobia694 years ago
yeah, my grandpa died of cancer so i would definantly do anything to make sure none would go through what i did.

TheAmazingSuperDan8 years ago
You COULD, we all already COULD and we obviously fail because we don't have a cure for our cancer.

Jakob3142 9 years ago
Well, it says you could be the first, but you could also not be the first so...

Pi_Ai8 years ago
Wait. You can cure any cancer, but die of cancer? It contradicts the first statement, we can then cure ourselves! BTW some cancers can be cured as Joaquin said

KLOL228 years ago
Could

420blazerthecopscantcatchme9 years ago
what is i shoot myself first?

Lonneke_wolf8 years ago
My brother has cancer, so I don't f*cking care if I die while he and many others are alive. I actually think it"s worth it for me to die, but safe the life of thousands.

DrInconsiderate8 years ago
It didn't say that you would cure it

Tirgerking119 years ago
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JESUS_RULESlast year
If I find a cure for cancer I'll just use it on myself. -_-

LemonLime_5 years ago
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JaggedJeans8 years ago
Have you heard of "overpopulation" It means the end of the world

BrandonLoder7 years ago
You COULD chore cancer doesn't mean you will but you will die of a cancer so

_Lois_loves_good_jokes_8 years ago
I thought no but now i realise that you can help people...........i"m selfish D:

error90019 years ago
how many cures does it take?

louis638 years ago
I don't care about other people.

Redstonetrippy14 years ago
that says could be, meaning their is no guarantee that you succeed

RetardedRetardWhoIsntReallyRetarded8 years ago
I said no because it said "You COULD be the first person to cure cancer" so it is not saying that you will. It is saying Maybe but you won't know

owen06069 years ago
get a doctor to make the best medicine to cure your cancer

Hatsune8 years ago
Ok then i ill cure The ``incurable cancer`` Later,How they speak (Some fan comes and kill me Whit his Incurable cancer) Fan:O NOEHS (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Rubikon096 years ago
Why i cant see my creations? And why i cant add to favorites?

_Madman_7 years ago
wait if you curr cancer then cant you cure yourself from said cancer ?

PaintRick9 years ago
Doesn't say when you die.

AthenaGirl38 years ago
How ironic

RAF1106last month
yes

Tuck Allman12 years ago
Die to save millions? Sure, as long as they will be saved.

Multifandomsgirl5 years ago
The sacrifice is wot the it

TheBombsBoom8 years ago
I'll find a cure for the cancer i will get

2hello98 years ago
That means I didn't cure cancer so none of this is true.

Lzke8 years ago
It didn't say when. Also I did a good deed to humanity.

EdwardFuller9 years ago
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pikagirlgamer9009 years ago
but freindlyness pellets kill you ,._.,

DomZ1278 years ago
Can I choose when I die?

6 years ago
You C O U L D be the first to cure cancer

NotThatGuy8 years ago
"could"??? No

The_Quiz_Creator9 years ago
Well I don't give a fuck If I die from an uncureable cancer. I would make mills oc peopld live

Phantom17 years ago
Don't need to press it, 14823 people already have

Isgg10 days ago
ironic

Patato8 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/435797
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