Will You Press The Button?

Endercake10 years ago

*Buys a segway* *Contracts a buttler to count steps* *PROFET*

ThePaulDude7 years ago

If you go just about everywhere by Segway then you'll hardly make anything you idiot!

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Frederic Raahauge12 years ago

Gym teacher: Why aren't you running? Me: I'm literally one step to death *teacher thinks you're overreacting and pushes you playfully*

Good_evening6 years ago

*Explodes into confetti* Gym teacher: Oh damn

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exrot6 l9 years ago

This will suck for black friday sales

Nithan90009 years ago

How about I can use a wheelchair?

ThePaulDude7 years ago

You wouldn't make much money from that, so just walk instead.

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Gettothetardis7 years ago

Simple get a fitbit and run 2000 steps then get to a bike and ride were you need to be $2000 a day

MoonstoneSundazzle7 years ago

Good thing I have the ability to fly from my other buttons

That_One_Weird_Wolf5 years ago

yep :>

redisica9 years ago

Thats how overweight ppl can make themselves fit! :D

HarmonySapp8 years ago

Mabey you could ride a bike or something

XXXXTHE_REAL_ALEXXXXX8 years ago

Skipping

Brownecow3218 years ago

Guys:3 if you get a segway or a wheelchair,then you are not taking steps

Glennator8 years ago

WHEELCHAIR SAVES THE DAY AGAIN

Travis Heinrich12 years ago

1999 steps a day times 365 days is 729,635 dollars a year....

I_Dunno_My_Name7 years ago

Plus 1999 dollars every leap year.

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ReWyne9 years ago

Spend some of your ridiculous income to buy heelies and a hoverboard. Literally no downside!

DasJoosh8 years ago

Nah, too much fallout 4 to be played.

Aaron Waterson12 years ago

Solution. Motor scooter.

WildDog3 years ago

EXACTLY!

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Animeloverlol 9 years ago

I'll just be dragged all day

Kingbloxerthe39 years ago

Just walk on your bed and sleep at 1,999 or crawl

Allie543218 years ago

I thought that to also in gym and imagine you only have 1 step left good luck

BladeOfMusic9 years ago

Umm wheelchair???

kathprat76119 years ago

That's what I said!

Tguy7 years ago

This is why fitbits exist

AlexandraMiller7 years ago

lol just use a hoverboard

RyanGoodrow7 years ago

One brand name: Fitbit

AfricanMom7 years ago

One word. Fitbit.

MonoCraeta7 years ago

Wake up. Step 1999 times. Go back to sleep. Repeat.

thecloudhopper277 years ago

guess im taking a bike everywhere

El-Hombre-que-se-Pierde-en-la-Salsa8 years ago

answer: WHEELCHAIRS

Chrissy Oberkirch12 years ago

*goes and buys a wheel chair*

Ice warrior 12345678909 years ago

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Cheshire shadow9 years ago

i could probably get a scooter.

kathprat76119 years ago

Creative idea

Vincent Jones12 years ago

i dont take more than 2000 steps a day ayways :D to much dota to be played

Jeremy Kortman12 years ago

Guess I'm working from home then!

Cathlene Jenkins12 years ago

SEGWAY

Jeff Levene12 years ago

Segway time.

Wolf22249 years ago

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Randome_User8 years ago

to risky for me: bathroom break oh darn it step 2000 exsactly well gusse I got to sit here and shit 1 step away from the toilet then sleep here

TheUglyTrash7 years ago

Hahahahaha my classes are all polar opposites from each other

xCato10 years ago

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' :)

iron Pheonix9 years ago

I do t even take 2000 steps a day anyway

Shiemonski2 years ago

Me sitting in a wheelchair be like.-.

Ronnoc5279 years ago

Run in circles till you have money to buy game. Play game for a week, ear and run.

Jayqueline9 years ago

I take over 2,000 steps a day. I'm not going to sit in my but all day just because of the money. I'm basically being fat for money, I'd prefer to get money the professional way

Hit_thebottonforboba5 years ago

Yo ima by a wheelchair and no one is stopping me

Solarcleric9 years ago

Step 1: Invest in a Pedometer (one of those devices that counts steps) A 3DS also works. Step 2: Wear it/carry it with you. Step 3: Invest in a motorized scooter for when you run out of steps. Step 4: Never have to work again.

CommentMaker18 years ago

Huh, the downside is? You can jump or move with any other style, just don't walk. :D

tomboy54549 years ago

Me:teacher I can't play in gym anymore. Gym teacher:why.me:if I walk 2000 steps a day ill die. Gym teacher: You kidding me. Me:nope I pressed a demon button and now I'm curesed