Will You Press The Button?

Endercake 11 years ago

*Buys a segway* *Contracts a buttler to count steps* *PROFET*

ThePaulDude 8 years ago

If you go just about everywhere by Segway then you'll hardly make anything you idiot!

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Frederic Raahauge 13 years ago

Gym teacher: Why aren't you running? Me: I'm literally one step to death *teacher thinks you're overreacting and pushes you playfully*

Good_evening 7 years ago

*Explodes into confetti* Gym teacher: Oh damn

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exrot6 l 10 years ago

This will suck for black friday sales

Nithan9000 11 years ago

How about I can use a wheelchair?

ThePaulDude 8 years ago

You wouldn't make much money from that, so just walk instead.

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redisica 11 years ago

Thats how overweight ppl can make themselves fit! :D

Gettothetardis 8 years ago

Simple get a fitbit and run 2000 steps then get to a bike and ride were you need to be $2000 a day

MoonstoneSundazzle 9 years ago

Good thing I have the ability to fly from my other buttons

That_One_Weird_Wolf 6 years ago

yep :>

HarmonySapp 9 years ago

Mabey you could ride a bike or something

XXXXTHE_REAL_ALEXXXXX 9 years ago

Skipping

Travis Heinrich 13 years ago

1999 steps a day times 365 days is 729,635 dollars a year....

I_Dunno_My_Name 9 years ago

Plus 1999 dollars every leap year.

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Brownecow321 9 years ago

Guys:3 if you get a segway or a wheelchair,then you are not taking steps

Aaron Waterson 13 years ago

Solution. Motor scooter.

WildDog 4 years ago

EXACTLY!

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Glennator 10 years ago

WHEELCHAIR SAVES THE DAY AGAIN

ReWyne 11 years ago

Spend some of your ridiculous income to buy heelies and a hoverboard. Literally no downside!

DasJoosh 10 years ago

Nah, too much fallout 4 to be played.

Animeloverlol 11 years ago

I'll just be dragged all day

Kingbloxerthe3 11 years ago

Just walk on your bed and sleep at 1,999 or crawl

Allie54321 10 years ago

I thought that to also in gym and imagine you only have 1 step left good luck

BladeOfMusic 11 years ago

Umm wheelchair???

kathprat7611 11 years ago

That's what I said!

Tguy 9 years ago

This is why fitbits exist

AlexandraMiller 9 years ago

lol just use a hoverboard

Chrissy Oberkirch 13 years ago

*goes and buys a wheel chair*

RyanGoodrow 9 years ago

One brand name: Fitbit

AfricanMom 9 years ago

One word. Fitbit.

MonoCraeta 9 years ago

Wake up. Step 1999 times. Go back to sleep. Repeat.

thecloudhopper27 9 years ago

guess im taking a bike everywhere

El-Hombre-que-se-Pierde-en-la-Salsa 9 years ago

answer: WHEELCHAIRS

Ice warrior 1234567890 11 years ago

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Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

i could probably get a scooter.

kathprat7611 11 years ago

Creative idea

Vincent Jones 13 years ago

i dont take more than 2000 steps a day ayways :D to much dota to be played

Jeremy Kortman 13 years ago

Guess I'm working from home then!

Cathlene Jenkins 13 years ago

SEGWAY

Jeff Levene 13 years ago

Segway time.

Cleveland Brown 11 years ago

What if I do them using a pogo stick?

GiveMeAGlimpse 12 years ago

The add above on mine is "Wheelchair Rentals"

Boonaw 10 years ago

It'll roller skate every where

Zergrush22 6 years ago

Step 1: push the button. Step 2: Quit your job and take very calculated walks. Step 3: Use your money to build a mecharobot so that you can do stuff without walking. Step 4: enjoy your mecharobot and easy supply of money.

Dillmepickle001 9 years ago

*misscounts one step

Jack Little 13 years ago

I take a 2.5 foot step X 2000 steps...that's less than a mile each day, I would die so fast just on accident unless I get a wheel chair or scooter

SexyPandaSoldier 11 years ago

I think i easily reach 2000 a day

Thedoctorofdearh 8 years ago

Does that mean I am invincible?

ThatGirlyGirlBuffyFan 11 years ago

Buy one of those things that tell you how many steps you've taken,once you've taken 1,999 steps,use your hoverboard

Wolf2224 11 years ago

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Randome_User 10 years ago

to risky for me: bathroom break oh darn it step 2000 exsactly well gusse I got to sit here and shit 1 step away from the toilet then sleep here

TheUglyTrash 9 years ago

Hahahahaha my classes are all polar opposites from each other

xCato 11 years ago

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' :)

iron Pheonix 10 years ago

I do t even take 2000 steps a day anyway

Shiemonski 4 years ago

Me sitting in a wheelchair be like.-.

Ronnoc527 11 years ago

Run in circles till you have money to buy game. Play game for a week, ear and run.

Jayqueline 10 years ago

I take over 2,000 steps a day. I'm not going to sit in my but all day just because of the money. I'm basically being fat for money, I'd prefer to get money the professional way

Hit_thebottonforboba 6 years ago

Yo ima by a wheelchair and no one is stopping me

Solarcleric 11 years ago

Step 1: Invest in a Pedometer (one of those devices that counts steps) A 3DS also works. Step 2: Wear it/carry it with you. Step 3: Invest in a motorized scooter for when you run out of steps. Step 4: Never have to work again.

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