Will You Press The Button?

Endercake10 years ago

*Buys a segway* *Contracts a buttler to count steps* *PROFET*

ThePaulDude7 years ago

If you go just about everywhere by Segway then you'll hardly make anything you idiot!

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Frederic Raahauge12 years ago

Gym teacher: Why aren't you running? Me: I'm literally one step to death *teacher thinks you're overreacting and pushes you playfully*

Good_evening6 years ago

*Explodes into confetti* Gym teacher: Oh damn

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exrot6 l9 years ago

This will suck for black friday sales

Nithan90009 years ago

How about I can use a wheelchair?

ThePaulDude7 years ago

You wouldn't make much money from that, so just walk instead.

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Gettothetardis7 years ago

Simple get a fitbit and run 2000 steps then get to a bike and ride were you need to be $2000 a day

MoonstoneSundazzle7 years ago

Good thing I have the ability to fly from my other buttons

That_One_Weird_Wolf5 years ago

yep :>

redisica9 years ago

Thats how overweight ppl can make themselves fit! :D

HarmonySapp8 years ago

Mabey you could ride a bike or something

XXXXTHE_REAL_ALEXXXXX8 years ago

Skipping

Brownecow3218 years ago

Guys:3 if you get a segway or a wheelchair,then you are not taking steps

Glennator8 years ago

WHEELCHAIR SAVES THE DAY AGAIN

Travis Heinrich12 years ago

1999 steps a day times 365 days is 729,635 dollars a year....

I_Dunno_My_Name7 years ago

Plus 1999 dollars every leap year.

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ReWyne9 years ago

Spend some of your ridiculous income to buy heelies and a hoverboard. Literally no downside!

DasJoosh8 years ago

Nah, too much fallout 4 to be played.

Aaron Waterson12 years ago

Solution. Motor scooter.

WildDog3 years ago

EXACTLY!

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Animeloverlol 9 years ago

I'll just be dragged all day

Kingbloxerthe39 years ago

Just walk on your bed and sleep at 1,999 or crawl

Allie543218 years ago

I thought that to also in gym and imagine you only have 1 step left good luck

BladeOfMusic9 years ago

Umm wheelchair???

kathprat76119 years ago

That's what I said!

Tguy7 years ago

This is why fitbits exist

AlexandraMiller7 years ago

lol just use a hoverboard

RyanGoodrow7 years ago

One brand name: Fitbit

AfricanMom7 years ago

One word. Fitbit.

MonoCraeta7 years ago

Wake up. Step 1999 times. Go back to sleep. Repeat.

thecloudhopper277 years ago

guess im taking a bike everywhere

El-Hombre-que-se-Pierde-en-la-Salsa8 years ago

answer: WHEELCHAIRS

Chrissy Oberkirch12 years ago

*goes and buys a wheel chair*

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Cheshire shadow9 years ago

i could probably get a scooter.

kathprat76119 years ago

Creative idea

Vincent Jones12 years ago

i dont take more than 2000 steps a day ayways :D to much dota to be played

Jeremy Kortman12 years ago

Guess I'm working from home then!

Cathlene Jenkins12 years ago

SEGWAY

Jeff Levene12 years ago

Segway time.

oofityoofoof5 years ago

use a wheelchair after your 2,000 steps.

CreeperCraft1379 years ago

Skates around

Matthew Faraone12 years ago

So I calculated this. Lets say you walk hypothetically 1500 hours daily to be safe. On average. That over a period of a week would be 10500 dollars. Or more than half a million dollars a year. I want to back-pack around the globe, so in my opinion its not ...[Show full comment]

SensationalMeat9 years ago

*12 steps to my workout area* thats close *trains dam hard to handstand all day* after sleeping.... *handstands instead of walking*

brooklynpearson8 years ago

So when I get close to 2,000 by checking my step counter, just switch to a wheelchair or something. I mean, I already sit in a desk all day soooo I just get $$$.