Will You Press The Button?

hyperLMAO3 years ago

This sounds like some Rick and Morty sh*t

Matsky8 years ago

I could just kill my enemy and make it look like it was my other enemy since i would be the most smarter person on earth, then all my enemys would be hated and i would eventually get all credits since i wouldn't have enemys no longer. Suck it bitches

D_YellowMadness9 months ago

It specifically says that won't happen.

Mike Harry12 years ago

Invent a machine that hyper-intensifies guilt, using it on said person to force them to hate that they get all of the credit, to the point where they will not take advantage of it with ill intent or against you.

EnderSlayer144 years ago

Or just kill the enemy with your new super awesome lightsaber😜

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cuckfila7 years ago

bitch i hate myself so that’s all gucci my dude 😌😌

C8 years ago

I'm not going to INVENT anything, I'm going to IMPROVE our current technology to a space age level, then patent it so no one can copy it. #loophole XD

C8 years ago

BTW this will pretty much be what Thomas Edison did.

EclipseTDS8 years ago

I'm not selling what I make

Joshy098 years ago

Excuse me? I PRESSED A GOD BUTTON!

NightShade178 years ago

"Makes machine that makes unliked person likeable, or makes everyone perfect for your own understanding"

Alexander Petrov12 years ago

This is more about overcoming yourself and seeing what's better for everyone...

Rainholm8 years ago

Pushed the button but I don't give a rats ass about helping other people. In the end the one benefiting from it would be me. And that"s actually true for 99% of the population.

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Caillin Barker12 years ago

yay! I'm pushed the button to become Nicola Tesla but with more funds and resources!!

Vortex12128 years ago

i"m pushed the button?

Mattyboi7 years ago

kill the person you hate and make a machine to erase everyones memory or that person and his/her death

BEDAPRATIM10 months ago

Fuckb

RetroGameDays6 years ago

I dont hate a person

loopholelife9 years ago

Make a death ray to kill them

biggestman3 years ago

if you hate yourself the most? well just saying.

Nephlim Defence Force9 years ago

That means I'd always get the credit. Okay cool

that1randomkidd7 years ago

you can just kill the person you hate then make a robot that look and acts like you in jail for you win win

Vicvance8 years ago

I don't hate anyone so...

CalebGreenwood7 years ago

Myself?

RachelChrista8 years ago

This is gonna be a problem cuz I hate almost everyone so....not gonna push that button

GG_master4 years ago

It will just make me sad

IHateFeminism9 years ago

I'll guilt them into admitting it was me who does the inventions. Then I'll be Iron Man.

Suckme3 months ago

credit, not money :)

Migdin18 years ago

I dont hate people, except someone, like Trump, and Beiber, but they arent people, so win win

Sho995 years ago

The person I most hate is myself

YouAreLoved9 years ago

Donald Trump gets all the credit for my inventions? Great. (sarcasm)

UnluckiestGuy7 years ago

FUCK NO

CarrotParty9 years ago

I hate myself, would that mean i get the credit?

JessicaLangston7 years ago

Well I hate myself so I guess it"s win-win for me!

Visa95last year

They won’t get credit, ‘cause I can just zap their memory

suhsusan8 years ago

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Vortex12128 years ago

I will build an infinite material machine with my name on it in big letters and copyright it.

Baseball_3333 years ago

Who cares if they get the credit it"s still invented.

Jayboy9 years ago

Make a Device To Get Credit And then build A time machine And a Portal Device to go to different Dimensions Then go to a dimension were Pokemon is real And bring back a Arceus Mewtwo Mew Groudon Kyogre Rayquaza Hoopa And more legendary Pokemon

BananaPuddingFace7 years ago

MUSTARD ON MY TURNIPS PLEAAAAAAAAAAASE

inseto4 years ago

suck it bitch i have depresion i hate myself

Ethan has a Crappy Username9 years ago

I'll invent a machine that kills liars. Or... I could just disintegrate him with my deathray while wearing a mask that takes the form of anyone I want. Framing another person I hate for the murder.

Bountyhunter32337 years ago

I hate myself for letting him get the credit...

Hyena08 years ago

Hell no I"d want my credit if I earn it

RebeccaGay7 years ago

nope screw that

meatloave9 months ago

I will invent a superpower ring that only works for me, the only person I suppose I 'hate' would be Vlad the Impaler ( a vile. VILE person) let him be credited with inventing a 'superpower ring'....see if anyone cares to look that up in a history book.