Will You Press The Button?

hyperLMAO 5 years ago

This sounds like some Rick and Morty sh*t

Matsky 9 years ago

I could just kill my enemy and make it look like it was my other enemy since i would be the most smarter person on earth, then all my enemys would be hated and i would eventually get all credits since i wouldn't have enemys no longer. Suck it bitches

D_YellowMadness 2 years ago

It specifically says that won't happen.

Mike Harry 13 years ago

Invent a machine that hyper-intensifies guilt, using it on said person to force them to hate that they get all of the credit, to the point where they will not take advantage of it with ill intent or against you.

EnderSlayer14 6 years ago

Or just kill the enemy with your new super awesome lightsaber😜

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cuckfila 8 years ago

bitch i hate myself so that’s all gucci my dude 😌😌

C 9 years ago

I'm not going to INVENT anything, I'm going to IMPROVE our current technology to a space age level, then patent it so no one can copy it. #loophole XD

C 9 years ago

BTW this will pretty much be what Thomas Edison did.

EclipseTDS 10 years ago

I'm not selling what I make

Joshy09 10 years ago

Excuse me? I PRESSED A GOD BUTTON!

NightShade17 10 years ago

"Makes machine that makes unliked person likeable, or makes everyone perfect for your own understanding"

Alexander Petrov 13 years ago

This is more about overcoming yourself and seeing what's better for everyone...

Rainholm 9 years ago

Pushed the button but I don't give a rats ass about helping other people. In the end the one benefiting from it would be me. And that"s actually true for 99% of the population.

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Caillin Barker 13 years ago

yay! I'm pushed the button to become Nicola Tesla but with more funds and resources!!

Vortex1212 9 years ago

i"m pushed the button?

Dzejkkosc 5 years ago

For some reason i feel like that"s aleready my life

himom 10 years ago

I don't care about credit, I care about people.

DanielleWilson 8 years ago

so, terrorists will get credit for things like this? Unlikely

LlamaUnicornGirl129 6 years ago

Kill em first

Hi10110 10 years ago

Event something so you will always get credit for you inventions

AssHar 9 years ago

Uh... me. I'll get credit for my inventions.

BigBish 3 months ago

Can't have Netanyahu taking credit for my achievements

KitWarrior4lifeMINECRAFTandMORE 9 years ago

I don't hate anyone i only dislike

Mattyboi 9 years ago

kill the person you hate and make a machine to erase everyones memory or that person and his/her death

BEDAPRATIM 2 years ago

Fuckb

RetroGameDays 7 years ago

I dont hate a person

loopholelife 10 years ago

Make a death ray to kill them

biggestman 4 years ago

if you hate yourself the most? well just saying.

Nephlim Defence Force 10 years ago

That means I'd always get the credit. Okay cool

that1randomkidd 8 years ago

you can just kill the person you hate then make a robot that look and acts like you in jail for you win win

Vicvance 9 years ago

I don't hate anyone so...

CalebGreenwood 9 years ago

Myself?

WheresTheUpside last year

Looking In the comments for someone who thinks they are funny with the 🤓☝️ myself? BS

RachelChrista 9 years ago

This is gonna be a problem cuz I hate almost everyone so....not gonna push that button

GG_master 5 years ago

It will just make me sad

IHateFeminism 10 years ago

I'll guilt them into admitting it was me who does the inventions. Then I'll be Iron Man.

Suckme 2 years ago

credit, not money :)

Migdin1 9 years ago

I dont hate people, except someone, like Trump, and Beiber, but they arent people, so win win

Sho99 7 years ago

The person I most hate is myself

YouAreLoved 10 years ago

Donald Trump gets all the credit for my inventions? Great. (sarcasm)

UnluckiestGuy 9 years ago

FUCK NO

suhsusan 10 years ago

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CarrotParty 11 years ago

I hate myself, would that mean i get the credit?

JessicaLangston 9 years ago

Well I hate myself so I guess it"s win-win for me!

Visa95 3 years ago

They won’t get credit, ‘cause I can just zap their memory

BananaPuddingFace 8 years ago

MUSTARD ON MY TURNIPS PLEAAAAAAAAAAASE

Vortex1212 9 years ago

I will build an infinite material machine with my name on it in big letters and copyright it.

Baseball_333 5 years ago

Who cares if they get the credit it"s still invented.

Jayboy 10 years ago

Make a Device To Get Credit And then build A time machine And a Portal Device to go to different Dimensions Then go to a dimension were Pokemon is real And bring back a Arceus Mewtwo Mew Groudon Kyogre Rayquaza Hoopa And more legendary Pokemon

Djshj777 3 months ago

我给他脸了？

Hyena0 9 years ago

Hell no I"d want my credit if I earn it

inseto 6 years ago

suck it bitch i have depresion i hate myself

Ethan has a Crappy Username 10 years ago

I'll invent a machine that kills liars. Or... I could just disintegrate him with my deathray while wearing a mask that takes the form of anyone I want. Framing another person I hate for the murder.

Bountyhunter3233 9 years ago

I hate myself for letting him get the credit...

I_have_no_friends 7 years ago

Destroy day person

LivingCactus 10 years ago

Hates self.ðŸ”ƒLoopholeðŸ”„

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