You can perform any sport perfectly and are the most wanted player throughout the world
but
You have one serious sports-related injury a year.
I will not


xXCelestiaXx10 years ago
I really don't care about sports. *COUGH* I hate sports *COUGH*

12tearoldboy5 years ago
Hello my new friend
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Xillia10 years ago
does Esports count?

crazyT345 years ago
then you brake every finger every year.
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The Zesty Fork 699 years ago
How do you get a serious injury playing golf? That wouldn't make sense.

dedirake4 years ago
stroke by ligthning? Crocodile in the pool?
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William Baker9 years ago
Du fuck

ToastWings8 years ago
Fuck sports

R3PT1L3Lol9 years ago
sports related injury? but you preform perfectly????

JeHooft4 years ago
dragon256 magnus carlsen throws his king at you in a fit of rage after losing to you and the chess piece pierces your eye. It hits a nerve that causes your frontal cortex to deteriorate and you will never have the intelligence to play chess ever again
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Ran11 years ago
ew, sports

Baker_Muffinz8 years ago
*COUGH**COUGH* Carey Price *COUGH**COUGH*

JOSEPHBARKER8 years ago
Again health over sports?....I choose health

Hoi im joe9 years ago
Serious to a 5yr old

WhiteHatHacker7 years ago
I don't exist, and I take great offense to that
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bookworm19859 years ago
WINTER OLYMPICS, HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!

Thundia 9 years ago
Adreinette OTP

WhiteHatHacker7 years ago
sports are for losers

Space-unicorn7 years ago
Don't like sports

Scripted8 years ago
47% didn't? Holy shit!

quickstirke8 years ago
Hmmm, how can I put this... ⚽🔥🔫 DIE BASTURD!

singlelight8 years ago
I really don't like sports at all.

Error404-Commmentnotfound9 years ago
ESPORTS

skippy and me9 years ago
Their is something called life.

Jake Williams12 years ago
all that money made in a year tho

Xx69philip69xX10 years ago
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AstralFlame8 years ago
That wouldn't be perfectly if you get hurt think about it

joshuaj9 years ago
U could be a boxer and only lose one fight a year still earn good money

ModernSolutions3 years ago
the downside happens everyday. what is this question

epiceeveelicious10 years ago
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Xx69philip69xX10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Aaronplay3X9 years ago
1nce a year... thats brilliant, if i play sport today then i get an injury like every 5 mins

plebo7 years ago
ONLY one? I'm pretty sure plenty of pros go through worse

Nebulously cool10 years ago
IDFC about sports

thedrarryiscoming8 years ago
I'm already super accident prone so this dosent really change anything

P.F.A9 years ago
Is gaming a sport?:'(

joey the fox10 years ago
WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!!

HiddenSquid9 years ago
Starcraft is the national sport of Korea... I think.

Star Flash10 years ago
You didnt said every year :3

Flameice2 8 years ago
Sooooo people hire me and the injuries means I don't work but still get paid? Sign me up

CreepTheGod5 years ago
I will cure myself with my money

Niv-Mizzet10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Bossome9 years ago
It didn't say I'd die

Deyleron9 years ago
Whats the point ... with a serious sport injury can take more then year to heal up . Soon you will become less popular until become Arshavin Pato and many more .

Snakeeyes9 years ago
So Sam Bradford

Weirdo_artist7 years ago
In Japan, video gaming is a sport *goes in another room, uncontrollably does cringy dance while jumping, then walks back into room calmly* Yeah, seems like something I"d like.

562crazygamer10 years ago
Fuck sports

awesomeness91810 years ago
so you can have a boring 10 hour meeting and have a game before there done go to a hospital and tell the nurse to get you a big screen flat tv a xbox and call of duty black ops 3 and done no boring 10 hour meeting

LeGrandAmineWeeb8 years ago
Become the best poker player and suffer from a stage 4 paper cut once a year.

Aaron Thuysbaert12 years ago
what if my sport is martial arts ;3

ArminArlert7749 years ago
You can preform any shot perfectly, this includes guns, throwing knifes, melee hits, etc, if you were in a survival situation, it could help, I just don't know about the injury every year would be worth it...

KaiaLeia8 years ago
ESports here I come!!!

MooMooJenkins9 years ago
Don't care about sports.

Saikonolast year
the only sport i like is eSports

MinusG10 years ago
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gennerx9 years ago
Hooray a huge contract and I get to ride the bench.

Aaron129986 years ago
Only one? I"d be the best spike runner there is!

qtip199210 years ago
must not bet THAT serius if i can still play sports every year
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