You can perform any sport perfectly and are the most wanted player throughout the world
but
You have one serious sports-related injury a year.
I will not

xXCelestiaXx 11 years ago
I really don't care about sports. *COUGH* I hate sports *COUGH*

Epic_nugget 8 months ago
But you make insane amounts of money
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Xillia 11 years ago
does Esports count?

crazyT34 6 years ago
then you brake every finger every year.
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The Zesty Fork 69 10 years ago
How do you get a serious injury playing golf? That wouldn't make sense.

dedirake 5 years ago
stroke by ligthning? Crocodile in the pool?
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William Baker 11 years ago
Du fuck

ToastWings 10 years ago
Fuck sports

R3PT1L3Lol 10 years ago
sports related injury? but you preform perfectly????

JeHooft 6 years ago
dragon256 magnus carlsen throws his king at you in a fit of rage after losing to you and the chess piece pierces your eye. It hits a nerve that causes your frontal cortex to deteriorate and you will never have the intelligence to play chess ever again
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Ran 12 years ago
ew, sports

Baker_Muffinz 9 years ago
*COUGH**COUGH* Carey Price *COUGH**COUGH*

JOSEPHBARKER 9 years ago
Again health over sports?....I choose health

Hoi im joe 11 years ago
Serious to a 5yr old

WhiteHatHacker 9 years ago
I don't exist, and I take great offense to that
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bookworm1985 11 years ago
WINTER OLYMPICS, HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!

Thundia 11 years ago
Adreinette OTP

WhiteHatHacker 9 years ago
sports are for losers

Space-unicorn 9 years ago
Don't like sports

Scripted 9 years ago
47% didn't? Holy shit!

quickstirke 9 years ago
Hmmm, how can I put this... ⚽🔥🔫 DIE BASTURD!

singlelight 10 years ago
I really don't like sports at all.

Error404-Commmentnotfound 10 years ago
ESPORTS

skippy and me 10 years ago
Their is something called life.

Jake Williams 13 years ago
all that money made in a year tho

Xx69philip69xX 11 years ago
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Captain_Grovesy 12 years ago
What if the sport was ten-pin bowling?

pikachu1626 9 years ago
nah I wana be a chef

gamergeneral 11 years ago
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Shiro 11 years ago
You're*
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greaterfiend 5 years ago
Id rather play video games (not sports games though).

epiceeveelicious 11 years ago
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Gabe2627 10 years ago
Its worth it i get to be rich

Radonehere 11 years ago
U still would be good

CherryButtons 10 years ago
I don't even like sports.

Suzunaan 11 years ago
Fuck this, I'm a gamer.

rapidchief 9 years ago
il just go under a boat and someone will flip it

NDGPlatinum 11 years ago
So I'm Kobe Bryant.

charlesworth34 11 years ago
worth it

Thatramdomguy 9 years ago
Serious is a dependent factor, some could say a bruise is a serious injury

Rolldroller 10 years ago
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OMalinaO 10 years ago
Just because I get injured, doesn't mean I still won't be able to play. I'll be in a freaking wheelchair and I can still play a sport. Doesn't matter the injury I will play.

366348e 11 years ago
As long as it's not brain trauma

SleepyFurry87 2 years ago
One a year probably isn't even very rare, I imagine many sports players get multiple

thebossthrone666 11 years ago
IDC, i dont do sports

AtoTheTaco 7 years ago
Esports, hand broken for a bit, so what

TheNuclearCientist 11 years ago
The only sport i player,play and will play is use the computer or have sex

inkredeble 11 years ago
I see this injury as scraping my toe on gravel barefooted.

Hoovyspoovygroovy 10 years ago
A button I pressed earlier would make this the same thing but WITH injurys.

Mr Medical 11 years ago
Winter Olympics wont be bad. You can't scrape your knees on snow.

Hoi im joe 11 years ago
Serious to a 5yr old

Will I Press 11 years ago
Then I can't play the sport because serious sport injuries last 1-2 years...

Xx69philip69xX 11 years ago
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Denominator765 9 years ago
Um... I compete in competitive marksmanship... I don't want to be shot.

Luccacrack 5 years ago
cchess mind injury?

epiceeveelicious 11 years ago
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SebastianVettel 10 years ago
fuck i wanted to race

FireKing2601 11 years ago
Wait every sport star does actually have serious injuries...

Deivy31 10 years ago
Meh real people in sports get injured ATLEAST once a year
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