Will You Press The Button?

sonicj019 years ago

i will just live alone anyway

zzzzzzzz1116 months ago

8年之前的评论了诶你现在还一个人住么最近过的怎么样

Nautiluslolnot4 years ago

why ?

lifehacker4208 years ago

Loophole: You didn't HEAR what was going on; you were thinking about it.

Stefan_118 years ago

Almost nobody can hear me in my sleep, so I can't find the problem.

NishaRoy8 years ago

I JUST LIVE ALONE AND ABANDONED THEN NOBODY CAN HEAR MY FUCKED UP THOUGHTS

John Havlin12 years ago

Tape my mouth... then I won't be able to mumble.

falcon_king34 years ago

dont use it on your lover or your dead lol

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popeyeskid9 years ago

I could play loud music, tape my mouth or live by myself

JuniorGamesXTM9 years ago

I sleep in a room with sound insulation

Rhys Elkin12 years ago

I already mumble crazy shit in my sleep.

Aliens315 months ago

Seriously? Me too! Tought mi case IS weirder because i talk and move around( not walking, for now at least) I remember when i was a child i were sleeping in my parent's bed and i dreamed about Boeing in soccer's World cup (i winned, by the way) AND when i...[Show full comment]

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Zacharias9 years ago

So I would mumble "anal sex anal sex anal sex" everytime I sleep?

gooberman7 months ago

real

Daniel Lloyd Geoghan12 years ago

I LIVE ALONE! I win

Ben Mocarski12 years ago

Never sleep around anybody or make it so that nobody can understand what you're saying. I already talk in my sleep, but it's pretty unintelligible.

Tabitha He12 years ago

sleep alone

Crazedpotato8 years ago

Just put something over your mouth like tape you could still breath out of your nose but if your nose is really runny i dont know what i would press

Marcus Materia Mackan Alm12 years ago

If it moves, and should not: DUCK-TAPE!!

XJI0112last year

kinda terrible, but i think i will

Cutie cooler gamer9 years ago

Win win bitches

Batoast9 years ago

Like a Tf2 Demoman ! Xddd

MVZ45 years ago

Tape.

captain mcderp9 years ago

I tape my mouth

NishaRoy8 years ago

my profile said i have been a member for 2016 years... because im immortal >:)

DailyCringeSauce7 years ago

I live alone.. i see no downside.

NoComparison201310 years ago

Too much to deal with. No go

Grimlon9 years ago

i would say it was a dream, after all

Little Snowflake 9 years ago

Don't see the downside here. Too many loopholes.

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

Who would actually hear me?Somebody watching me sleep and none does that.That means you,Jeff.

r0b0ticj3lyfish9 years ago

-mumbles- they don't know my man crush is jb

TinyTangerineTiger7 years ago

It would be fun creeping people out like that☺🍊

yunofunny11 years ago

BRING ON THE CHAOS AS I FALL ASLEEP IN CLASS!

Clairefair4 years ago

Sure, I physically can't sleep unless I'm completely alone anyways 🤷‍♀️

totoro9 years ago

I live alone anyway :) :| :'(

CPM8 years ago

Not like anyone would hear me...

MetaKnightFangirl9 years ago

tape meh mouth, problem solved!

XxVividxX8 years ago

People should know that everything people mumble in their sleep is like...99.9% nonsense. So they"d think you were muttering nonsense in your sleep. Also, no normal person watches people SLEEP.

KIRA19 years ago

I have insomnia so I dont sleep loophole

UncertainStingray7 years ago

So?

bluebri9 years ago

Sleep next to someone you true. Done but then again sleepovers would suck unless you have heavy sleeper friends.

best will you press the button player9 years ago

then I'll live alone

Fleecy277 years ago

I live alone sad life

O_T_M_G10 years ago

i live alone in the basement, i dont care

rico2009 years ago

if i mumble it they wouldn't be able to hear it

TehSatiricalBastard9 years ago

"Heard", not read

Crazedpotato8 years ago

And im mumbiling it know one will know what im saying

mouse9 years ago

Heard in my sleep? WHAAAAT?

TeaVee7 months ago

your secrets are not safe with me~

Baileyone8 years ago

I hear the secrets that you keep when you"re talking in your sleep🙃

SuperGirlSierra139 years ago

I will call them out on their shit so it doesn't really matter

Mykey20105 years ago

Who gives it fuck? At least I can read my gfs mind😏

Mike Hawk Isvig9 years ago

why does it say on the older ones it was 46 years ago? xD #iluminati

dizzyuser9 years ago

Nah its a glitch in the website

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't change myself back! Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't change myself back!

that one guy who lives across the street9 years ago

NOBODY. CARES.

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