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You have the ability to read minds
but
you mumble everything you heard in your sleep.
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sonicj019 years ago
i will just live alone anyway

zzzzzzzz1118 months ago
8年之前的评论了诶 你现在还一个人住么 最近过的怎么样

Nautiluslolnot4 years ago
why ?

lifehacker4208 years ago
Loophole: You didn't HEAR what was going on; you were thinking about it.

Stefan_118 years ago
Almost nobody can hear me in my sleep, so I can't find the problem.

NishaRoy8 years ago
I JUST LIVE ALONE AND ABANDONED THEN NOBODY CAN HEAR MY FUCKED UP THOUGHTS

John Havlin12 years ago
Tape my mouth... then I won't be able to mumble.

falcon_king35 years ago
dont use it on your lover or your dead lol
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popeyeskid9 years ago
I could play loud music, tape my mouth or live by myself

JuniorGamesXTM9 years ago
I sleep in a room with sound insulation

Rhys Elkin12 years ago
I already mumble crazy shit in my sleep.

Aliens317 months ago
Seriously? Me too! Tought mi case IS weirder because i talk and move around( not walking, for now at least) I remember when i was a child i were sleeping in my parent's bed and i dreamed about Boeing in soccer's World cup (i winned, by the way) AND when i...[Show full comment]
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Zacharias9 years ago
So I would mumble "anal sex anal sex anal sex" everytime I sleep?

gooberman8 months ago
real

Daniel Lloyd Geoghan12 years ago
I LIVE ALONE! I win

Ben Mocarski12 years ago
Never sleep around anybody or make it so that nobody can understand what you're saying. I already talk in my sleep, but it's pretty unintelligible.

Tabitha He12 years ago
sleep alone

Motorhorn8 years ago
Why would I want to read minds?

pvthagoras11 years ago
This would be hilarious. Yes.

SpuddyTheHero9 years ago
My stuff animal will be like: "Da FAQ? You're talking about Daniel's obsession with destroying the earth and SpongeBob?"

cocksucker200210 years ago
I suck cocks in my dreams and in real life

Toodles9 years ago
I already mumble in my sleep and people just ignore it so I think I'll be fine

amb10 years ago
Downside

booknerd09028 years ago
Whatever. Say people have told me I sleep talk but that I never remember my dreams.

theothrgamr7 years ago
dont ever sleep with or have someone sleep over again

SERB10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Bobbymalone9219 years ago
Then there would be a lot of sexual things

gdub9 years ago
not like anyone will hear me

Reeseybobeasty10 years ago
Learn a language that is in common problem solved

kingsheep9 years ago
as long as nobody's around I'll be fine

danneram9 years ago
I already say sausages in my sleep

DavidKong7 years ago
I talk in my sleep anyway

XJI0112last year
kinda terrible, but i think i will

Cutie cooler gamer10 years ago
Win win bitches

Crazedpotato8 years ago
Just put something over your mouth like tape you could still breath out of your nose but if your nose is really runny i dont know what i would press

Marcus Materia Mackan Alm12 years ago
If it moves, and should not: DUCK-TAPE!!

MVZ45 years ago
Tape.

captain mcderp10 years ago
I tape my mouth

NishaRoy8 years ago
my profile said i have been a member for 2016 years... because im immortal >:)

Batoast9 years ago
Like a Tf2 Demoman ! Xddd

Grimlon9 years ago
i would say it was a dream, after all

Little Snowflake 9 years ago
Don't see the downside here. Too many loopholes.

DailyCringeSauce7 years ago
I live alone.. i see no downside.

NoComparison201310 years ago
Too much to deal with. No go

r0b0ticj3lyfish10 years ago
-mumbles- they don't know my man crush is jb

TinyTangerineTiger8 years ago
It would be fun creeping people out like that☺🍊

yunofunny11 years ago
BRING ON THE CHAOS AS I FALL ASLEEP IN CLASS!

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
Who would actually hear me?Somebody watching me sleep and none does that.That means you,Jeff.

CPM8 years ago
Not like anyone would hear me...

MetaKnightFangirl9 years ago
tape meh mouth, problem solved!

Clairefair4 years ago
Sure, I physically can't sleep unless I'm completely alone anyways 🤷‍♀️

totoro10 years ago
I live alone anyway :) :| :'(

KIRA19 years ago
I have insomnia so I dont sleep loophole

UncertainStingray7 years ago
So?
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