35731 (64%) 19776 (36%)
35731 (64%) people have pressed this button, while 19776 (36%) did not.
You will inexplicably acquire the ability to speak fluently in every language that is foreign to you
but
You will forgot how to speak your native language and have to learn it from scratch
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dankmemes1018 years ago
If I forget my naïve language, then would it be considered foreign to me?

alligator1239 years ago
if you speak Aussie English than just use us English than there loopholes

TheMightyTOG8 years ago
+Nosaj, every single dialect or accent of a language can be classified as different languages.
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FireWiz049 years ago
You finally get a waifu, and she comes up to you and says, LETS HAVE FUN HONEY BUN!!!!!!!!!!! and then she rapes you till your body cant handle it and then you die. copy and paste this in 15 comments in the next minute or this will happen to you. btw you w...[Show full comment]

TheDark782 years ago
One shouldn't let psycopaths access the internet...
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Aaron Floyd9 years ago
Google translate

NHLic9 years ago
American and British English are quiet different, you know ;D

Bizdon7 years ago
Hmm, two types of English. I'll only forget one and still be able to speak the other.

AJSAWESOME18 years ago
I would just use British English and sound cooler anyway

AF7 years ago
British English and American English are two kinds of English! They are not different languages!

mihighplayz7 years ago
well they only said I would forget how to speak English I would know how to speak all other forms of English ie American Australian Canadian etc so I don't really see a downside

Rowly8 years ago
What if you are bilingual! MWAHAHA

mememan698 years ago
i happen to be very good at learning languages... so why not

mememan698 years ago
i think my native language counts as mandarin though. lol

asifisleepatall8 years ago
my native language is english... thats almost impossible to learn from scratch

deadman50009 years ago
I'll just learn British English not American english

Sccr9 years ago
Use Google translate

vaylen9 years ago
As much as I'd like to speak Japanese, English is the hardest language to learn, so I'd probably regret it. NO DEAL.

aloud8 years ago
try learning german
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TheStormGryphon9 years ago
Fine with me

TrashyWaffe6 years ago
Because Hebrew is SO useful.... Of course I'm gonna press it

AnonomusPerson7 years ago
ok ill just go live in russia then

GamingWithNadeem9 years ago
OLA ME LLAMO NADEEM Spanish Hello my name is Nadeem English

Anime_Lum8 years ago
English is one of the easiest languages to learn

Shōku9 years ago
I hate "Bahasa Malaysia", the perfect button for me

Cryptic_Fenrir4 years ago
There is nothing worse than learning Polish

L2Hax136 years ago
Yup I will definitely |forgot| my native language

ConnorG75548 years ago
No need big reason for my native languge most people can speak english.

Nataliethemagnificent7 years ago
eh i don’t need to know english

I'mNotSceneGetYourFactsStraightM89 years ago
Fuck no, I spent a long fucking time learning Irish, not letting my years of learning a pointless language go away. But if it means English, re-learning English can't be easy.

123456789010last year
I don’t speak any languages fluently already so I’m just gonna know every language

PotatoProtector8 years ago
What are you on?

yosoyjuliao4 years ago
Most of the languages I'll probably never use

Laurengals9 years ago
Press it 83

Jab6 years ago
Learn my native language via my new power.

Connor12167 years ago
It says you won't be able to TALK in your native language. It never said anything about writing in your native language.

YouAreLoved9 years ago
My dream is to learn as many languages as possible

Mitch018 years ago
Move to germany

BrodoSwaggins3 years ago
Dank memes i will kill you

AsuraShun6 years ago
I hate Portuguese

Creara8 years ago
Jokes on you, I don't speak my native language anymore

Emmkinn9 years ago
If you learn every langue you also learn the strukture so relearn it would go pretty fast✌

dinner10 months ago
If I press it, I have to relearn Chinese. From the perspective of non-Chinese language learners, Chinese should be difficult to learn

FoxHybridGaming7 years ago
No! I don't want to relearn the whole English language! That"s the worst thing!

rinacerous9974 years ago
weebs: *WAITS 1 MINUTE EXCITEDLY*1 min later: nothing happens cuz its a lid

MightyBornToBeKnown6 years ago
What about I speak British English or Canadian English or any other type of English except for the US English.

Anonymgord9 years ago
Russian sucks anyway

pewdsrn9 years ago
i see arabic is easy yes!!

Aaaaaaaaaaugh3 years ago
Well i mean I want to speak Russian when I think of it

C8 years ago
Technically, Chinese is my native language, I'm cool with forgetting that shit

Danoub5 years ago
This wouldnt be a problem for people like me who: 1. Have mexican parents 2. Were born in the U.S. 3. Have spanish as native language 4. Learened english as 2nd language through school 5. Now primarily use english and dont use spanish very often

Thegothunicorn7 years ago
This would be crazy epic

Owain4529 years ago
Bye America, I'm moving to Japan.

QueenofShadow127 years ago
Fine with me!

Hank Whittaker9 years ago
The more languages you know, the easier it is to learn another. You'd fly through the lessons, being the best.
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