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You will inexplicably acquire the ability to speak fluently in every language that is foreign to you
but
You will forgot how to speak your native language and have to learn it from scratch
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dankmemes1018 years ago
If I forget my naïve language, then would it be considered foreign to me?

alligator1239 years ago
if you speak Aussie English than just use us English than there loopholes

TheMightyTOG8 years ago
+Nosaj, every single dialect or accent of a language can be classified as different languages.
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FireWiz049 years ago
You finally get a waifu, and she comes up to you and says, LETS HAVE FUN HONEY BUN!!!!!!!!!!! and then she rapes you till your body cant handle it and then you die. copy and paste this in 15 comments in the next minute or this will happen to you. btw you w...[Show full comment]

TheDark782 years ago
One shouldn't let psycopaths access the internet...
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Aaron Floyd9 years ago
Google translate

NHLic8 years ago
American and British English are quiet different, you know ;D

Bizdon7 years ago
Hmm, two types of English. I'll only forget one and still be able to speak the other.

AJSAWESOME18 years ago
I would just use British English and sound cooler anyway

AF7 years ago
British English and American English are two kinds of English! They are not different languages!

mihighplayz7 years ago
well they only said I would forget how to speak English I would know how to speak all other forms of English ie American Australian Canadian etc so I don't really see a downside

Rowly8 years ago
What if you are bilingual! MWAHAHA

mememan698 years ago
i happen to be very good at learning languages... so why not

mememan698 years ago
i think my native language counts as mandarin though. lol

asifisleepatall8 years ago
my native language is english... thats almost impossible to learn from scratch

deadman50009 years ago
I'll just learn British English not American english

Sccr9 years ago
Use Google translate

vaylen9 years ago
As much as I'd like to speak Japanese, English is the hardest language to learn, so I'd probably regret it. NO DEAL.

aloud8 years ago
try learning german
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TheStormGryphon9 years ago
Fine with me

Wild180DemonBear9 years ago
My native languag i made up before i could talk.. Hfyisokilyn.

WinterMorriganBlackDreemurrTheScottishDaedra7 years ago
I would speak Irish Gaelic.

SpamtonG.Spamton2 years ago
i'll just speak brazilian portuguese instead of portugal portuguese

Obscurial8 years ago
My language is closely related to whole bunch of others, relearning will be easy.

ProfessorP5 years ago
Me: uses a language that is us english but isn't called that(fictional languages aren't off the list of foreign)

J3978 years ago
theres nothing wrong with this! this is RACIST!!!

skyrimlegend219 years ago
No downside

Savage950006 years ago
Well then my native Language would become foreign so I know every Language

Jojo5728378 months ago
If you can speak any language except one it would be extremely easy to learn the last one because they all have connections and ther are languages that are extremely similar

LifeNoob7 years ago
I Have no native language.

Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago
Be a translator and hire a translator for you. Or, live in any other country.

Eri9 years ago
My native language is English, but I can learn it pretty fast if I know Latin and Greek.

SilentJill3454 years ago
Eh,not good at speak my native language anyways

vininutshell6 years ago
Not at all, portuguese is fucking hard Even to natives

YellowDoggy7 years ago
Ok I hate my native language (not english)

I'mNotSceneGetYourFactsStraightM89 years ago
Fuck no, I spent a long fucking time learning Irish, not letting my years of learning a pointless language go away. But if it means English, re-learning English can't be easy.

djmario439 years ago
No matter how long I live in a cool guy 😎

NoNameHZD2 years ago
If I don’t use my native language why does it matter to me >:)

Alegna42388 years ago
I always wondered what it would be like to relearn English

Frosterboi34 years ago
So if I don’t know my native language then it would be foreign to me and I would know it

TrashyWaffe6 years ago
Because Hebrew is SO useful.... Of course I'm gonna press it

AnonomusPerson7 years ago
ok ill just go live in russia then

GamingWithNadeem9 years ago
OLA ME LLAMO NADEEM Spanish Hello my name is Nadeem English

Anime_Lum8 years ago
English is one of the easiest languages to learn

Shōku9 years ago
I hate "Bahasa Malaysia", the perfect button for me

Cryptic_Fenrir4 years ago
There is nothing worse than learning Polish

L2Hax136 years ago
Yup I will definitely |forgot| my native language

ConnorG75548 years ago
No need big reason for my native languge most people can speak english.

Nataliethemagnificent7 years ago
eh i don’t need to know english

I'mNotSceneGetYourFactsStraightM89 years ago
Fuck no, I spent a long fucking time learning Irish, not letting my years of learning a pointless language go away. But if it means English, re-learning English can't be easy.

123456789010last year
I don’t speak any languages fluently already so I’m just gonna know every language

PotatoProtector7 years ago
What are you on?

yosoyjuliao4 years ago
Most of the languages I'll probably never use

Jab6 years ago
Learn my native language via my new power.

Laurengals9 years ago
Press it 83
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