Half-Life 3 comes out
but
it's rushed beyond belief, and was released over ten years early, with you having to dodge hundreds of bugs in a single level
I will not


T._Lost_is_a_good_boilast year
Half-Life? That’s that game involving Black Mesa, with the mute protagonist, I think? And there was what’s-his-face, I think his name was Wheatley? Oh, yeah, it’s coming back to me. Nice momentum-based puzzle game, I should get around to playing it.

Niggakillerlast month
HOLY SHIT

TheGamerSage8 years ago
I think that the memes about half life 3 will still continue but something about its bugs rather then it"s release date

Danniboy12348 years ago
1. What the heck is half-life 3 2. Why is there so many questions about half life 3 coming out!!!!!

Yappers7 years ago
Half Life series is a gift from God
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ScalyWeasel8 years ago
If they"re going to do it, do it right.

Michael Lorenzo Robbins12 years ago
I pushed it because I don't care about Half Life three.

StuffmanE4 years ago
I don’t play half life
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Sajan8 years ago
Gaben was gonna announce it but got a blue screen on windows so he blamed the abandonment of Half - life 3 on Microsoft.

Dat1Buttonpresser5 days ago
bruh what -_-

BlazeoFT8 years ago
For that fucking plot line, hell yes.

AnimeIsLife4279 years ago
Whats Half-Life?

littlestars9 years ago
lol gamer lego mario link sonic spikey minecraft PIKATCHUUUUUU!
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Mike Walsh12 years ago
Once out, it can be fixed, modded, patched, etc. Now if it said was made by EA ...

Goldblaze_SK9 years ago
I appreciate this heavily

Calmdown89 years ago
Why not gta 6 or until down 2?

Anonymouslydone9 years ago
Until down? I think you mean Until Dawn.
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Steamblade9 years ago
I have read so many "You will be kissed tomorrow" comments today that if they work I will no longer be a virgin. XD

ThisRandomKid9 years ago
I don't know how people think they are real
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sonictorin9 years ago
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AssDonut10 years ago
This is the true test of love.

BlueDogXL10 years ago
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chungchangching10 years ago
worth it.

Goku11 years ago
Never going to play it anyway, so HA! Button pressed!

exmawsh11 years ago
this is going to happen anyway so it doesn't matter lmao

EffieTrinket11 years ago
What's half life three?

Migdin18 years ago
A game

Steves_evil9 years ago
Soooooooooooo, it's released in infinite years?

olvvvvlo9 years ago
Don't you dare to name it half life forever.

Taneli148 years ago
Half life 3 would not be at all like the earlier ones so no

TheEpicEd9 years ago
My parents don't let me play Half-Life, so it would be better to wait.

Bbbb3 years ago
I’m from Vietnam and i’m speak english is weak

Jjslocos9 years ago
I still wouldn't get it.

Griff_Graff8 years ago
Where is the downside?

DukeofDumDum7 years ago
Get of this app Gabe! Theese are SO boring!

coolguy $$$$8 years ago
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Excalibur Sapphire9 years ago
I really don't know what Half Life is anyways. lol. XD

meemestar9 years ago
What's half-life

Sharknide9 years ago
That's really bad

WBGrock7 years ago
What... like Bethesda games... better that than being like Duke Nukem Forever.

JustInTimelast month
its fine

Hakuren9 years ago
I don't really care

Snescube9 years ago
Better than no game

huantedmind9 years ago
oh i get. because several enemies in half-life are insects

Cutefoxix5 years ago
Honestly, I'm worried about portal 3

Raebort9 years ago
bugs are funny

gennerx9 years ago
Obvious future is obvious. Remember Duke Nukem Forever.......

You-sir-neigh-mmm7 years ago
If Half Life Episode 3 comes out it would suggest a Portal 3 and a Team Fortress 3. And I assume that they would be working on those at the same time as Half Life 3 so it would be better made. I didn't like Half Life nearly as much as Portal and Team Fortress so I said yes just for what follows.

buttongirl9 years ago
whats half life?

KittensAreCute1057 years ago
I don't care what happens to Half-Life 3.

xXYandereXx9 years ago
don't care...

skyhot0049 years ago
I don't want rushed game

littlestars9 years ago
i dunno what half life is i'm no gamer

Amogusus3 years ago
Cyberpunk 2077 cosplay xd

HumanPerson9 years ago
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HALF LIFE! AND I CAN WATCH PEOPLE LOSE NO DOWNSIDE!!!11!!

WBGrock8 years ago
Better to have it out then, otherwise it would be a mediocre first person shooter that we waited 13 years for. And even if it were decent, it would never live up to the hype. (Duke Nukem Forever)

Finn3us7 years ago
Hunt down the freeman in a nutshell?

Anti-buffer8 years ago
"Half life 3 the invasion of the glitch king" thats what it should be called then

Alex219 years ago
I don't care about half-life 3 so don't press the button :P
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