Half-Life 3 comes out
but
it's rushed beyond belief, and was released over ten years early, with you having to dodge hundreds of bugs in a single level
I will not


T._Lost_is_a_good_boilast year
Half-Life? That’s that game involving Black Mesa, with the mute protagonist, I think? And there was what’s-his-face, I think his name was Wheatley? Oh, yeah, it’s coming back to me. Nice momentum-based puzzle game, I should get around to playing it.

Niggakiller4 months ago
HOLY SHIT

TheGamerSage8 years ago
I think that the memes about half life 3 will still continue but something about its bugs rather then it"s release date

Danniboy12348 years ago
1. What the heck is half-life 3 2. Why is there so many questions about half life 3 coming out!!!!!

Yappers7 years ago
Half Life series is a gift from God
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ScalyWeasel8 years ago
If they"re going to do it, do it right.

Michael Lorenzo Robbins12 years ago
I pushed it because I don't care about Half Life three.

StuffmanE5 years ago
I don’t play half life
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Sajan8 years ago
Gaben was gonna announce it but got a blue screen on windows so he blamed the abandonment of Half - life 3 on Microsoft.

Dat1Buttonpresser3 months ago
bruh what -_-

BlazeoFT8 years ago
For that fucking plot line, hell yes.

Mike Walsh12 years ago
Once out, it can be fixed, modded, patched, etc. Now if it said was made by EA ...

Goldblaze_SK9 years ago
I appreciate this heavily

AnimeIsLife4279 years ago
Whats Half-Life?

littlestars9 years ago
lol gamer lego mario link sonic spikey minecraft PIKATCHUUUUUU!
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Calmdown810 years ago
Why not gta 6 or until down 2?

Anonymouslydone9 years ago
Until down? I think you mean Until Dawn.
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Steamblade10 years ago
I have read so many "You will be kissed tomorrow" comments today that if they work I will no longer be a virgin. XD

ThisRandomKid9 years ago
I don't know how people think they are real
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sonictorin10 years ago
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AssDonut10 years ago
This is the true test of love.

BlueDogXL10 years ago
GLITCH QUEST hshxywjqyxnajsjhah

chungchangching10 years ago
worth it.

Goku11 years ago
Never going to play it anyway, so HA! Button pressed!

exmawsh11 years ago
this is going to happen anyway so it doesn't matter lmao

EffieTrinket11 years ago
What's half life three?

Migdin18 years ago
A game

sonicj019 years ago
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lesslife8 years ago
Better than never amirite?

Arachne92837382 years ago
I'm the modern equivalent to the Greek goddess Eris, deity of strife, discourse, and chaos.

Talkus676710 years ago
*Doesn't play half life at all Pressed the button* I'm evil like that

JordanBennett8 years ago
ok so it gets here early, its only one level, and they never specified what type of bugs

Mr.August9 years ago
Half life 3

EyeOfTruth9 years ago
Pressed the button, now i"m going to check the steam"s news feed *Half-life 3 still has not come out* "HALF LIFE 3 IS FUCKING RRRRIIIGGGGEEEEDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

WBGrock9 years ago
So, it's like Duke Nukem Forever?

EmilStvring7 years ago
Lol i just got a "half life come out" right before

gordmon9 years ago
how gaben said: it will be worth to wait

Lucasyang7 years ago
What is hl3

RGPZ7 years ago
A Video Game It Was Meant You Come Out But It Didnt

GoodForYou9 years ago
We don't need a half life 3.

Artoriasninja8 years ago
Yes yes yes!!! Half love three at long last!

patetohunter9 years ago
I don't know much about half life and i dont care

Dat1Buttonpresser3 months ago
I don't care about half life I'm waiting for portal 3

Chunkdahunk10 years ago
I done even play video games

POKEMANER_319 years ago
this is a game.

portaljack989 years ago
It was probably purchased by EA.

Datkiddo4 years ago
Literally cyberpunk 2077

Jbranche92168 years ago
I have no idea what that means so no

NerbCaik9 years ago
Wat u can fix the game

Leviathan627 years ago
I’m thinking hl3 is too big lik it takes too much data so dat is y it isn’t coming out unless if it does in the future then it’s probably gonna be massive

Chrony.9 years ago
No good side.

lordmogul8 years ago
No matter how good it will be, it will never live up to the expectations.

Suchtkrebs9 years ago
no one said you have to play it.

dakkusenpai10 years ago
No good part

Intellectual Donkey9 years ago
I don't care if the game comes out or not.

gbus10 years ago
i have know idea what the game or move is so I really don't care

Foxmaster888 years ago
Yeahj half life sucks

Bigbadbirdy5 years ago
So a new half life 1 and 2

Videogameking2310 years ago
I can just try to fix it

DontPressButton9 years ago
I don't even play Half Life Three lolz

IdkTbh8 years ago
Nobody has..

POKEMANER_319 years ago
ok so basicly i press the button and the people who didnt know it was me buy the game and suffer
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