Will You Press The Button?

NeanTaylor9 years ago

I wish I had more wishes, "That's not how it works", I wish that was how it works, "I can't do that", I wish you could do that.

barakthebeast3 years ago

or the more simple way i wish there where no rules

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CCthecat9 years ago

I wish the people in ISIS stop bombing places and bringing destruction, and spend their time wisely and help people socially forever I wish I could get all the remaining colors of copic ciao for free apart from the colors I already have. I wish for t...[Show full comment]

Breadsticks7 years ago

Gæy

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Thehype9639 years ago

First wish unlimited wishes

Xaviern9 years ago

I wish for no wishes. BADASS ALERT!

ScuicidalSheep8 years ago

Yeah dumbass

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Nathaniel Lentine12 years ago

First wish: The ability of truth manipulation, described as the ability to decide what is true and what is false. I am now a supreme god. The other two wishes are useless.

No0b_Ka4s2 years ago

Congratulations, now you get to decide what is true or false. But that doesn’t change anything. You didn’t say that those decisions would have any bearing on reality

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Dregonna9 years ago

The ability to get ANY POWER I want by writing it down and licking the word on the paper and be able to get rid of it the sane way. I will automatically know how to use my powers and be well trained with them A type of armor like a symbiote (Spiderman)th...[Show full comment]

BoneyBrownie9 years ago

use 1 wish to have infininte wishes

barakthebeast3 years ago

u cant do that SO u just wish that there were no rules

Migdin19 years ago

I WISH FOR ME TO BE OMNIPOTENT

Gravityfaller9 years ago

Wish one. The death of JB is podcasted to the world, that's good for society....... Right? The rest of the wishes I save for later

Gravityfaller9 years ago

Me: three more wishes: genie: you can't do that: me: I wish I could do that

Braxbro7 years ago

I wish for omnipotence and immortality.

Megan Mackley12 years ago

I wish for the ability to automatically grant my own wishes in the exact way I want them granted. Problem solved.

Warioman5 years ago

No because you dont say anything i want you say every wish i make

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Westcat8 years ago

I don't see how this is bad??

OJTM68 years ago

1.Wish for the downside of this guestion away 2. Wish for unlimited wishes

MacrocosmSans9 years ago

I wish for all the undertale characters to be real... and i wish for a cup that fills up with any drink i say into it... that"s it

acctocorrectu8 years ago

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Cpt.save_hoe9 years ago

first wish: every power imaginable second wish: indelibility third wish: to do battle with the current supreme high god loser gets absorbed.

Mikael Erikson S. Diola12 years ago

Get a good lawyer for this one.

Hayden Elwarth12 years ago

Mila kunis is going to never stop having sex now

BUBBELPOP28 years ago

first wish: complete and total omnipotence. there u go i don't need any other wishes

floopy78910 years ago

I want to wish that I become a person who produces wishes. Problem solved.

EMTanner9 years ago

I wish I and anyone I chose could live forever.

knife61311 years ago

I wish to have infinite wishes now I wish for wishes to be granted the exact way I want them to be granted. now I wish I could control the world in the way one controls dreams.

Mcalainaw6 years ago

Already thought long and hard about this one... If there are consequences to the wishes, I wish for not consequences. If there are no consequences, we'll save this wish for something else I wish I was omnipotent, but not immortal. I wish I knew exactly how to use those omnipotent abilities.

Ming-Ming9 years ago

WHO MADE THIS!!!!

SkylerRanker8 months ago

I wish i was the most s*x** attravive person in the entire universe, more then toys, anime girls, and real people.

AlolanUmbreon7 years ago

I would write them down and have someone else read them to me to find any flaws in grammar.

iiSpiritThief9 years ago

First wish: ability to manipulate probability..then just change the chance of any other wishes I may have to come true

AssassinHD10 years ago

I wish to have infinite wishes. I wish for you to interpret my wishes the way I want you to.

Weirdo_artist7 years ago

So the genie is a lawyer?

liam tui9 years ago

Wish one to manipulate time and that's it

Timelypat8 years ago

1. I wish that I had the ability to make as many wishes as I want and have them come true. 2. I wish that my wishes would not be granted to the word, that way I don't have to be specific. 3. I wish for a cookie

scheuerman10 years ago

Befriend language expert. Dingus:Kill yourself

Oh_well4 years ago

Good. I like it

nolanbrisson9 years ago

Wish 1. I wish no one's wishes could come true

KINGLINUS18 years ago

UNLIMITED WISHES

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

so much loopholeyness... my brain can't take it anymore...

The_Green_Llama5 years ago

I wish to be content. I wish my loved ones and everyone else to be content. I wish everyone to be in good health.

speedy__869 years ago

ok just be very literal in the description

FabyFabian8 years ago

You will get three wish. First wish: They can not be granted exactly to the word, but it depends on me, if i do want or if i dont. Second wish: INFINITE WISHES

blarb1110 years ago

"They will all be granted exactly to the word" the word? the Bird?

wyhiob7 years ago

1. I #### ###### ####### born ### ## #### wish for 1 million wish that I and ONLY I can use whenever I want. I will not have to look for them they will apear as silver penies infront 2 feet infron of me 2. I #### ###### ####### born ### ## #### wish that t...[Show full comment]

Vychron9 years ago

first wish: Whatever i say will be the truth. when i decide i want more wishes, i just say so (even though i don't need to wish stuff as i just make it the way i want it by saying so)

FootprintInTheShadows10 years ago

Never. Donald Trump is not going to get three wishes.

Midean9 years ago

1 Immortal life with invulnerability and the ability to decide my physical age and health as a human with no way to remove these effects. 2. An unending scroll or book that details the fate of everything in the world around you. 3. The ability to ma...[Show full comment]

Taufiq Stay Bossin12 years ago

first wish: the wishes that i make do not have tobe specific anymore i dont need to ad small details second wish: infinite wishes

EnviousAnimator8 years ago

First wish meet jacksepticeye 2nd wish live with markiplier and Jacksepticeye for 9 years 3rd wish be able to be in town of Salem with anyone I want whenever I want to it"s a win win

herobrine10 years ago

remember the monkeys paw...

_CalebWasHere_2 years ago

So, it's like a monkey paw? Is that correct?

Pokemonblast659 years ago

No Downside

Conner Wolf12 years ago

Wish for random shit that couldn't possibly backfire

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