Will You Press The Button?

LucidSky 2 years ago

Sure. Pens to write, smoothies to swallow just a bit easier, and there are taste buds in your throat.

Dojes 2 years ago

Just be Stephen Hawking.

bumblebeeteam 2 years ago

没有舌头也能说话

cheesegal 10 years ago

I don't need a tongue to write, with my new knowledge I can make my stories have really cool believable "fictional" languages! :)

Michael Schneider 13 years ago

It's called a pen

Tricky 9 years ago

But eating becomes very hard

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losingluke 9 years ago

use that thing that steven hawking uses to speak, that miniture keypad that makes a robot voice

Eileen Amelia Stone 13 years ago

Sign language, problem averted...not how am I'm supposed to French kiss? :s

Loophole man 10 years ago

@Faye_The_Ghost. That's my thing, but you can do it too

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Pds314 10 years ago

Pen is mightier than the sword. And knowing languages that don't yet exist is mightier than either. It gives you the ability to see the future.

ShooterFace123 9 years ago

The for the JT machinima reference. Unless I'm being stupid and I'm wrong. BTW he"s my favorite rapper.

Peter Sibbald 13 years ago

You can get around the "making use of the good part of the button" issue by writing. That's easy. Inconvenient, time consuming, but easy enough. You would still be incredibly versatile, and get rich. But tongues have other uses. Taste. French kissing. Sex.... [Show full comment]

Tokayyoshi 10 years ago

You can still talk without a tongue, just a lil off on speech.

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Dayna Morris 13 years ago

What's the point?

Mim'n O'y 13 years ago

Did Kurloz push this button ?

Rvdd 9 years ago

Probably

Mr. Judge 11 years ago

A lot of ways of earning money without a tongue. Feeling like this was a sex joke.

TheFangSome13 9 years ago

Presses button, gets a bioticlel tongue to talk.

Anonymouslydone 11 years ago

There's this little thing I like to call writing...

TheLonesomeBird 11 years ago

A bullet sounds the same in every language. Nobody comments on my (lack of) tongue

MidnightOtaku 12 years ago

1-I have no friends anyway so whatever. 2-I would be able to watch anime and play games that aren't available in America... So no downside.

thecatbox_zee 4 years ago

use a tranclator

Shuffler AbuZaid 13 years ago

I dont give a fuck about that much languages I probable wont use them

RomansDaBoss 10 years ago

Guys Sign Language is a language.....

LesbianPotato 8 years ago

As a lesbian, 90% of sex comes from eating out so I'm not pushing this button

Westle3 11 years ago

tongue transplant

Flash02 11 years ago

Ikr just get a tongue transplant and your good to go......Unless of course your tongue falls off......

fripon 11 years ago

just imagine talking awawa wa wa bleh bluh bu XD

yacinikki 11 years ago

i can write

V2dfq 11 years ago

too much fun would get lost ;P

ShooterFace123 9 years ago

Well what"s this point of having the knowledge of all of the languages if you can't talk? Da fuq?

dankmemes101 9 years ago

It"s called a pencil.

0ppl233 last year

shit

Hi dere 12 years ago

Writing time!

Sophwiphwi 10 years ago

Then just talk weird

Jom-E-Z 11 years ago

you also know every form of sign language

Jackson Ward 13 years ago

I would do it so I can watch movies/ead books from other countries without translations/subtitles

Herndog 11 years ago

whats the point if u cant speak language

DrWho3607 11 years ago

Then what's the point?

Buddhas-In-The-House 7 years ago

Good thing we have great medical advances to replace the tongue. And, if he knows next to all the languages he bond to be am important figure.

Jsc 11 years ago

Nooooooooooooooooo

SlayerTheGamer 11 years ago

Prosthetic tongue. Problem solved.

ChrisandToby11908 9 years ago

You can use a pen

SonicNobody 12 years ago

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RaphaelAlexander 10 years ago

"Mom! I'm going to need a lot of pens and paper!"

Bryse Myst 11 years ago

In most of our history, most pople didn't know how to read. So...

Butt0n Pusher 10 years ago

How will I eat da pussy

NO BODY 11 years ago

theres something called writing

Taufiq Stay Bossin 13 years ago

I cant fucking talk

StubbledEmu 11 years ago

Writing

i-am-god-damned-bored 8 years ago

pull a stephen hawking and get a text to speech thingy. or get a new tounge.

Flash02 11 years ago

Uhmm actually nvm I wouldn't press it cause,you wouldnt be able to eat then you would starve and eventually die....

KlRlTO 9 years ago

This would just suck, you couldnt even taste food.

JFGChorsebackrider 11 years ago

Just learn them on your own time

all9922 11 years ago

it would be perfect

Holo the Wisewolf 11 years ago

What good is knowlage if u can not use it

JohnPariah 12 years ago

write plus make the ultimate rosetta stone

InvinsibleThreat 10 years ago

What's the point??

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