Will You Press The Button?

LucidSky 2 years ago

Sure. Pens to write, smoothies to swallow just a bit easier, and there are taste buds in your throat.

Dojes 2 years ago

Just be Stephen Hawking.

bumblebeeteam 2 years ago

没有舌头也能说话

cheesegal 10 years ago

I don't need a tongue to write, with my new knowledge I can make my stories have really cool believable "fictional" languages! :)

Michael Schneider 13 years ago

It's called a pen

Tricky 9 years ago

But eating becomes very hard

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losingluke 9 years ago

use that thing that steven hawking uses to speak, that miniture keypad that makes a robot voice

Eileen Amelia Stone 13 years ago

Sign language, problem averted...not how am I'm supposed to French kiss? :s

Loophole man 10 years ago

@Faye_The_Ghost. That's my thing, but you can do it too

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Pds314 10 years ago

Pen is mightier than the sword. And knowing languages that don't yet exist is mightier than either. It gives you the ability to see the future.

ShooterFace123 9 years ago

The for the JT machinima reference. Unless I'm being stupid and I'm wrong. BTW he"s my favorite rapper.

Peter Sibbald 13 years ago

You can get around the "making use of the good part of the button" issue by writing. That's easy. Inconvenient, time consuming, but easy enough. You would still be incredibly versatile, and get rich. But tongues have other uses. Taste. French kissing. Sex.... [Show full comment]

Tokayyoshi 10 years ago

You can still talk without a tongue, just a lil off on speech.

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Dayna Morris 13 years ago

What's the point?

Mim'n O'y 13 years ago

Did Kurloz push this button ?

Rvdd 8 years ago

Probably

TheRagingComenter 11 years ago

i can still write

dat dude 101 12 years ago

Reading and writing plus super rosetta stone so that people can learn angelic!

Max The Survivor765 10 years ago

Da Fuck! @_@

Elonmuskisweird 5 years ago

Surgery.

Darth_Skywalker 10 years ago

Tongues are awesome!

YouPushMyButtons 11 years ago

We'll all I can do know is write in a different language

serrato12 11 years ago

why would i care to know that stuff. i cant communicate. cant speak. like. y.

lbprox25 11 years ago

AAHALALLALHALALLAHALALAHLAHA.

puglover2065 8 years ago

I CAN BARALY USE MY TONGUE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I HAVE A TONGUE THRUSTER ITS FINE PEOPLE

Panifex 8 years ago

Did you mean to say thrush?

Dr_wallie 11 years ago

You can really make a brain activated fake voice with tech these days so hell yeah!

Spiderp 9 years ago

But with no tongue, how will I eat bacon? Wait, I sacrificed bacon for videogame three buttons ago. Nevermind.

Alex131312 11 years ago

NOO I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TASTE :(

mysterywoman 10 years ago

You can still FREAKING SMELL

Shadex 11 years ago

Dude, I don't need to know a different language! Almost all American, and little bit Scottish

Notoristel last year

of course 😁。 Like some prophets, they don't need to speak, but they can use paper, pen, and so on

Zaltys 12 years ago

So I'd be able to translate dead languages? Working for museums would make me rich. And on the plus side, I'd also learn sign language.

lilybell1210 11 years ago

irl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed... [Show full comment]