Will You Press The Button?

LucidSky10 months ago

Sure. Pens to write, smoothies to swallow just a bit easier, and there are taste buds in your throat.

Dojes4 months ago

Just be Stephen Hawking.

bumblebeeteam11 months ago

没有舌头也能说话

cheesegal8 years ago

I don't need a tongue to write, with my new knowledge I can make my stories have really cool believable "fictional" languages! :)

Michael Schneider12 years ago

It's called a pen

Tricky8 years ago

But eating becomes very hard

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losingluke8 years ago

use that thing that steven hawking uses to speak, that miniture keypad that makes a robot voice

Pds3149 years ago

Pen is mightier than the sword. And knowing languages that don't yet exist is mightier than either. It gives you the ability to see the future.

ShooterFace1238 years ago

The for the JT machinima reference. Unless I'm being stupid and I'm wrong. BTW he"s my favorite rapper.

Eileen Amelia Stone12 years ago

Sign language, problem averted...not how am I'm supposed to French kiss? :s

Loophole man9 years ago

@Faye_The_Ghost. That's my thing, but you can do it too

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Peter Sibbald12 years ago

You can get around the "making use of the good part of the button" issue by writing. That's easy. Inconvenient, time consuming, but easy enough. You would still be incredibly versatile, and get rich. But tongues have other uses. Taste. French kissing. Sex....[Show full comment]

Tokayyoshi9 years ago

You can still talk without a tongue, just a lil off on speech.

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Dayna Morris12 years ago

What's the point?

Mim'n O'y12 years ago

Did Kurloz push this button ?

Rvdd7 years ago

Probably

AH PERSON9 years ago

Why would I want to again?

ksawi410 years ago

Wow so why should i know them

Mark Diaz12 years ago

artificial voice huehuehue

Flyinguphigh10 years ago

Do a mute from the hunger games

Somerandomwizard7 years ago

Kinda like the super power to turn invisible when no ones looking

button dude9 years ago

I think pewdiepie pushed this button

Sidtasticguy9 years ago

U can always text to people

Violet_ihateyou10 years ago

I can write.

Yukiko Kitten9 years ago

I could write the stuff on paper, but no tongue= no more tasting food (especially cookies, cake, and pie)

anakakia11 years ago

HOORAY I'M AN AVOX

Artist119 years ago

Well there goes speaking it. On to writing it

cfrancisco254 years ago

you cant speeck

Yasmin729 years ago

But if you had no tongue.... you wouldn't be able to eat either.

Player_D3stiny10 years ago

Lol that sucks

yoica9 years ago

I can always write it a guess

alexriveraced10 years ago

Why does surgeries exist?

Kbobster047 years ago

Just get a 3D printed one or just write down the languages alphabet

iwouldrather10 years ago

I now know sign language. No longer any downside.

Rerun249 years ago

How do you swallow then?

abcx9 years ago

I don't want to speak any language in thee world, I speak german, english and some latin and soon spanish, that's enough to me.

thelolbro12310 years ago

WhT kind of questyioln is thinks?!

just_some_russian_dj5 months ago

was

InsectAngel11 years ago

you can easily get surgery to get another tongue .

Flyinguphigh10 years ago

So not do

Hesjester7 years ago

You won't tast as much cause most taste buds are on your tounge but you have some on the roof of your mouth and the back of your throat

Jacksonn Coopeer12 years ago

LOL, No Tounge? Pass!

thepinkdolphin9 years ago

If you can't speak, what's the point?

Katt84168 years ago

i"d rather talk in the one boring language i know than not talk at all

JVALMON9 years ago

Ohhh gosh. Of corse I won't press. How I kiss the girls without my tongue? Kkkkk

TheFlash42010 years ago

FOOD IS MY LIFE1!!!!!NNNNOOOO1!!!!!

TheRagingComenter9 years ago

i can still write

dat dude 10111 years ago

Reading and writing plus super rosetta stone so that people can learn angelic!

Max The Survivor7659 years ago

Da Fuck! @_@

Elonmuskisweird3 years ago

Surgery.

Darth_Skywalker9 years ago

Tongues are awesome!

YouPushMyButtons10 years ago

We'll all I can do know is write in a different language

serrato129 years ago

why would i care to know that stuff. i cant communicate. cant speak. like. y.

lbprox2510 years ago

AAHALALLALHALALLAHALALAHLAHA.

puglover20657 years ago

I CAN BARALY USE MY TONGUE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I HAVE A TONGUE THRUSTER ITS FINE PEOPLE

Panifex7 years ago

Did you mean to say thrush?

Alex1313129 years ago

NOO I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TASTE :(

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