The language american and english are identical, yet are considered different languages for some reason
Lapis Lazuli9 years ago
well they have different words but the meaning is the same like lift - elevator
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LucarioKidJR7 years ago
Who needs German when you can speak every other language in the world?
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coindog10 years ago
I'll just forget American english a learn canadian english
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TimeGoat8 years ago
Welp, I'm moving to Japan. (Anime is gonna be so much better)
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Bruce-Li2 months ago
Nah… as a native Chinese speaker, I would say its a huge gain with big loss
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OrangeLightning8 years ago
Every language in the world includes one's birth language. So the positive eradicated the negative.
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Chenpeellast year
For Chinese , it's not a good choice
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IM NOT A ROBOT9 years ago
GOODBYE GOO GOO GA GA
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NeverCake7 years ago
Then you dont know every language
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Aserthreto4 years ago
Haha. I’ll just learn American because it is officially a different language apparently.
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heyeveryone9 years ago
I don't like Portuguese anyways... And there are only a few countries that speak it
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Aniemaniac8 years ago
So I would never be able to speak baby again like any other human being? THERE"S NO DOWNSIDE!!!!!
ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago
It mesnt the first language you were taught- nevermind
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Johnny Joist12 years ago
Nope, nope. german is the most beautiful language on Earth.
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satan-sama9 years ago
I just forget how to scream
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AnimeOverride8 years ago
I prefer Gaelic and Icelandic over English anyway.
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Darrylsim9 years ago
I need to talk to my family
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Fzz7 years ago
You did say every language and u didn't say when u learn them so I could forget English and then when I learn the other ones I would just learn that one again
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TrashQueen10 years ago
Well shit. I need that english but fuck it, time for some japanese
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Defreezelast year
English is too op
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Alexredcock9 years ago
Just speak american if ur from england
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AF7 years ago
How can you speak every language of you can't speak one of them?
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JuicyALe10 years ago
I ask my mother. simple
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Takedachi 9 years ago
Goodbye baby and malay language. I will never miss you.
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presley18458 years ago
dont you forget your birth language anyways
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Ventiro10 years ago
WHO SPEAKS BABY?! Besides babies of course
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xakinincax9 years ago
Well I'm Turkey Turk and Turkey Language is not so different than Azerbaijani language (well they are turks too) so I could understand my birth language :P
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enzoenzo3 years ago
When I was born I spoke goo goo ga ga
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Houseofbrick8 years ago
But...my "birth language"is one of the languages in the world, and if I can speak every one than I should be able to speak it as well.
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Omnoms Noms12 years ago
AHAHAHA GOODBYE FINNISH
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KalFickt9 years ago
I CAN ********* ******** ALL MY FRIENDS IN THE *******
Reicher8 years ago
COOL
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AFourTunePotato5 years ago
But if I can speak every language. Dosent that mean I have to be able to speak my birth language?
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ixToxic9 years ago
Fine. I can learn something close to my language. British people have their own language :)
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FuckedUpCat2 months ago
the only downside is that I can never say “mama”, my first language. easy.
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stampystia9 years ago
I will learn american
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KanadeLight7 years ago
This is a paradox if you think about it, in a way.
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herobrinebacon10 years ago
But you learn EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD so you already know the one you'd forget.
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