The language american and english are identical, yet are considered different languages for some reason
Lapis Lazuli11 years ago
well they have different words but the meaning is the same like lift - elevator
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Johnny Joist13 years ago
Nope, nope. german is the most beautiful language on Earth.
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satan-sama11 years ago
I just forget how to scream
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Aserthreto6 years ago
Haha. I’ll just learn American because it is officially a different language apparently.
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heyeveryone11 years ago
I don't like Portuguese anyways... And there are only a few countries that speak it
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Aniemaniac9 years ago
So I would never be able to speak baby again like any other human being? THERE"S NO DOWNSIDE!!!!!
ThisIsMyPassword9 years ago
It mesnt the first language you were taught- nevermind
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Fzz8 years ago
You did say every language and u didn't say when u learn them so I could forget English and then when I learn the other ones I would just learn that one again
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TrashQueen11 years ago
Well shit. I need that english but fuck it, time for some japanese
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AnimeOverride9 years ago
I prefer Gaelic and Icelandic over English anyway.
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Darrylsim11 years ago
I need to talk to my family
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JuicyALe11 years ago
I ask my mother. simple
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Defreeze2 years ago
English is too op
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Alexredcock11 years ago
Just speak american if ur from england
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AF9 years ago
How can you speak every language of you can't speak one of them?
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xakinincax10 years ago
Well I'm Turkey Turk and Turkey Language is not so different than Azerbaijani language (well they are turks too) so I could understand my birth language :P
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enzoenzo5 years ago
When I was born I spoke goo goo ga ga
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Takedachi 11 years ago
Goodbye baby and malay language. I will never miss you.
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presley18459 years ago
dont you forget your birth language anyways
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Ventiro12 years ago
WHO SPEAKS BABY?! Besides babies of course
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AFourTunePotato6 years ago
But if I can speak every language. Dosent that mean I have to be able to speak my birth language?
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ixToxic11 years ago
Fine. I can learn something close to my language. British people have their own language :)
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Houseofbrick9 years ago
But...my "birth language"is one of the languages in the world, and if I can speak every one than I should be able to speak it as well.
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Omnoms Noms13 years ago
AHAHAHA GOODBYE FINNISH
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KalFickt11 years ago
I CAN ********* ******** ALL MY FRIENDS IN THE *******
Reicher10 years ago
COOL
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Reicher10 years ago
Hi dat was fun
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FuckedUpCat2 years ago
the only downside is that I can never say “mama”, my first language. easy.
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stampystia11 years ago
I will learn american
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KanadeLight8 years ago
This is a paradox if you think about it, in a way.
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herobrinebacon11 years ago
But you learn EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD so you already know the one you'd forget.
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BagelRat3 years ago
do different dialects count as languages in this scenario (ex: english, american, etc...)
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canonbalroadkil11 years ago
That makes no sense I speak every language
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Doge4200009 years ago
FUCK YEAH LET"S START SCHOOL WAR 3!
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AmaiaR12 years ago
I never really liked spanish anyways
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LKR10 years ago
Pff, I grew up with two languages at the same time.
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fabulouslyWiccan9 years ago
THe first language we know is sign language
so I mean we would forget something that a lot of us has already forgotten
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EvenSleeping12 years ago
Eh English is overrated anyway
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BabybooLizzie11 years ago
Just move to Spanish Mexico, and pretend you were born there
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