forever, or while surfing? hopefully the second...
Chief_Reef9 years ago
For real
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Lachlan Robertshaw12 years ago
i could be stephen hawking 2.0
TheAwesomePurpleOwl8 years ago
Lol
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Lujain Samarkandi12 years ago
i love moving i will not give that up
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Stephanie Michelle Spellman12 years ago
I'm like this already anyways.
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James Samson12 years ago
"CAN"
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KlaZln8 years ago
You can play internet games at school/work and not get in trouble.
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TheKillerKitty9 years ago
I'm good. Internet isn't that important.
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boredpersonandco11 years ago
stephen hawking 2.0
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RoseTheEarthDragon4 years ago
this means you cant poop by yourself, you would need a heavy dose of laxitives.
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Doomguy7778 years ago
Yeay modok stuff and pornhub
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EthanJJ137 years ago
Win fortnite nonstop
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Chris01118 years ago
Hey
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Pyrox9 years ago
I cant FAP... I CANT FAAAAAAP!
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i8toast9 years ago
I can be the new Stephen Hawking pretty much. Just google everything. I'll technically "know" everything.
Also, are you only paralysed while surfing the web?
Does this only count while you’re doing so? I mean if I’m browsing the internet in my head I probably wont be moving anyway, but if it’s just a perpetual paralysis then naw
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Lynois11 years ago
How am I supposed to mastrubate to head porn if I can't even move my hand? D:
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Rocie9 years ago
Well do you get to play games and stuff? If I can't use my fingers this is useless!
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GlassStudio3 years ago
I don't know whats internet surfing anyway so no!
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MusicMole8 years ago
That is what phones are for.
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Lzke7 years ago
Hey I won't have to attend millitary duty then...
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epicness28 years ago
37518!? did not yayyayayaayayayyayayayayayayaayayayayayay
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huntergoldenstone9 years ago
that will already happen when nervegear comes out lol
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cobra railways9 years ago
Wait is it paralised when your on the internet
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SuperSoakThis10 years ago
You can press button but you can't press other button
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Faliem7 years ago
Wait so technically if I die while surfing the web my thoughts would not die (technology wont disapear for a long while.)
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Potwholelast year
What happens if you break your legs? Am I just Stephen hawking
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