You can surf the internet in you head
but
all your body is paralyzed
I will not


Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark6 months ago
This is evil and quirky

meatloave17 days ago
ehem...... dark....allright then

LuoFeilast year
Is it not good to manipulate a machine exoskeleton with the network?

serrato129 years ago
what happens if u get a virus

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
You get a fever
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Drayskies8 years ago
Stephen Hawking

AlexBrown7 years ago
*surfing the internet in my head* *plays this game* *comes across this question* Ahahaahahahaha *cries*

Ethan The Frisbee Trickshot Guy9 years ago
I think Markiplier did this one!

qwerty12349 years ago
Are paralyzed only when you use it?

ChaosNe09 years ago
Why not? If I could I would replace my body so that my brain is connected to a computer. xD

NimbleFrog304659 years ago
That is impossible youll just become an a.i.

Karma Renee Bauer12 years ago
I'm out of gym, AND I have Tumblr in my head! Downside?

electro-speedyYT4 years ago
YES, TUMBLR CAN SUCK MY BIG FAT JUICY DICK, TUMBLR IS THE DOWNSIDE FUCKWIT
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Jared Loussier12 years ago
All your body are belong to us

Charlie Banks12 years ago
forever, or while surfing? hopefully the second...

Chief_Reef9 years ago
For real

Lachlan Robertshaw12 years ago
i could be stephen hawking 2.0

TheAwesomePurpleOwl8 years ago
Lol

Lujain Samarkandi12 years ago
i love moving i will not give that up

Stephanie Michelle Spellman12 years ago
I'm like this already anyways.

James Samson12 years ago
"CAN"

KlaZln8 years ago
You can play internet games at school/work and not get in trouble.

TheKillerKitty9 years ago
I'm good. Internet isn't that important.

boredpersonandco11 years ago
stephen hawking 2.0

RoseTheEarthDragon4 years ago
this means you cant poop by yourself, you would need a heavy dose of laxitives.

Doomguy7778 years ago
Yeay modok stuff and pornhub

EthanJJ137 years ago
Win fortnite nonstop

Chris01118 years ago
Hey

Pyrox9 years ago
I cant FAP... I CANT FAAAAAAP!

i8toast9 years ago
I can be the new Stephen Hawking pretty much. Just google everything. I'll technically "know" everything. Also, are you only paralysed while surfing the web?

Jbrick10 years ago
MINECRAFT FOR LIFE

charizard_7 years ago
WHAT

blackcat223last year
The last stage of phone addiction 😫

Kittenlover1018 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO.

Yau Lye Hong9 years ago
Do you even need to press the button when you can easily imagine yourself surfing the internet inside your head already?

serrato129 years ago
but why would anybody with a life do tht

yournightmare878 years ago
so basically sao but just the internet AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

Gameteen advanced9 years ago
i basically sit on the computer all day anyways... so yea

Hi0i0exist6 years ago
Um.. you could have a phone and surf the internet... not worth it to be paralyzed

*beast*9 years ago
http://willyoupressthebutton.com/155278 <--- Please answer

Coolbutcruelnickdoop7 years ago
I don't know what the downside like hello just create a virtual life

wolfpup9 years ago
so no more boners

EclipseTDS7 years ago
*proceedes to absord the internet and bocome godlike*

MyMommySucksOnMyDildo9 years ago
I don't wanna die I want my mommy sucking my dildo XD

bree149 years ago
If you are a girl. I am a lesbain so I will suck your dildo.
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some_dudeXD6 months ago
Does this only count while you’re doing so? I mean if I’m browsing the internet in my head I probably wont be moving anyway, but if it’s just a perpetual paralysis then naw

Lynois11 years ago
How am I supposed to mastrubate to head porn if I can't even move my hand? D:

Rocie9 years ago
Well do you get to play games and stuff? If I can't use my fingers this is useless!

GlassStudio3 years ago
I don't know whats internet surfing anyway so no!

MusicMole8 years ago
That is what phones are for.

Lzke7 years ago
Hey I won't have to attend millitary duty then...

epicness28 years ago
37518!? did not yayyayayaayayayyayayayayayayaayayayayayay

huntergoldenstone9 years ago
that will already happen when nervegear comes out lol

cobra railways9 years ago
Wait is it paralised when your on the internet

SuperSoakThis10 years ago
You can press button but you can't press other button

Faliem7 years ago
Wait so technically if I die while surfing the web my thoughts would not die (technology wont disapear for a long while.)

Potwholelast year
What happens if you break your legs? Am I just Stephen hawking

NattyGman_8 years ago
I have a phone for a reason
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