You can surf the internet in you head
but
all your body is paralyzed
I will not

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
This is evil and quirky

meatloave 2 years ago
ehem...... dark....allright then

serrato12 11 years ago
what happens if u get a virus

miwijkowo 5 months ago
ERROR: BRAIN DOES NOT COMPUTE
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LuoFei 3 years ago
Is it not good to manipulate a machine exoskeleton with the network?

Drayskies 10 years ago
Stephen Hawking

AlexBrown 9 years ago
*surfing the internet in my head* *plays this game* *comes across this question* Ahahaahahahaha *cries*

Ethan The Frisbee Trickshot Guy 11 years ago
I think Markiplier did this one!

Karma Renee Bauer 13 years ago
I'm out of gym, AND I have Tumblr in my head! Downside?

electro-speedyYT 6 years ago
YES, TUMBLR CAN SUCK MY BIG FAT JUICY DICK, TUMBLR IS THE DOWNSIDE FUCKWIT
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qwerty1234 11 years ago
Are paralyzed only when you use it?

ChaosNe0 11 years ago
Why not? If I could I would replace my body so that my brain is connected to a computer. xD

NimbleFrog30465 11 years ago
That is impossible youll just become an a.i.

Jared Loussier 13 years ago
All your body are belong to us

Charlie Banks 13 years ago
forever, or while surfing? hopefully the second...

Chief_Reef 11 years ago
For real

Lachlan Robertshaw 13 years ago
i could be stephen hawking 2.0

TheAwesomePurpleOwl 9 years ago
Lol

Stephanie Michelle Spellman 13 years ago
I'm like this already anyways.

Lujain Samarkandi 13 years ago
i love moving i will not give that up

James Samson 13 years ago
"CAN"

xXminecoolXx 11 years ago
Lol i can Play skyrim in my mind

NomNom 11 years ago
Fusruda!

Apollo924 4 years ago
I’ll just use the internet without my mind thank you

bouncingdonutz 9 years ago
Okay, i have seen this one before, what are the odds?

MDarkKing1654 8 years ago
Is it only paralyzed while I'm surfing the internet

Mainak 3 years ago
Nice one 🤣

zachintosh 10 years ago
so steven hawkin?

mart 11 years ago
how will porn be like?

The farting turtle 10 years ago
Well this would be fun because you can search the Web during a test *paralyzed*look look look *unparalyzed*write write write

noah21ok 11 years ago
Noah21ok

Uhhhhhwhatshouldido 2 years ago
One word: Phone

HarryPotterSCAR13 9 years ago
So only while surfing the web is your body paralized

Al12eksi03 10 years ago
HOW IS THIS POLITICAL

KillerPumpkin 11 years ago
not worth being paralysed, sorry button i like walking and other stuff

b-i-g-s-u-c-c 6 years ago
what is "you head"?, is it some sort of computer?

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TheSmartPerson 8 years ago
On the bright side u could never get paralyzed!

lordandsavior 10 years ago
4chan

MONSTERBREATH 9 years ago
I'm Stephen hawkings

EthanJJ13 8 years ago
You died

Nisawesome 11 years ago
This doesnt state if its permanent paralysis or temporary, but Im guessing its while surfing. So during a test I can surf the internet in my brain for answers. #Cheats4Life

lyq1019 last year
Hawking

lino 12 years ago
You "can" not must

FatSumo11 11 years ago
They didn't say it could not be fixed(your body)

Iowahunter66 9 years ago
that means death

SanicTheMemehog 8 years ago
Ok?

skullcakez 11 years ago
Wait, what? Grammar fail.

theberserker00 10 years ago
You can't jack off ways the point

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Nico3 9 years ago
So when you stop surfing the Internet your Body is not paralyzed anymore?

boredpersonandco 12 years ago
stephen hawking 2.0

KlaZln 9 years ago
You can play internet games at school/work and not get in trouble.

TheKillerKitty 11 years ago
I'm good. Internet isn't that important.

Doomguy777 10 years ago
Yeay modok stuff and pornhub

RoseTheEarthDragon 6 years ago
this means you cant poop by yourself, you would need a heavy dose of laxitives.

Pyrox 11 years ago
I cant FAP... I CANT FAAAAAAP!

EthanJJ13 8 years ago
Win fortnite nonstop

Chris0111 10 years ago
Hey
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