transforms into female, gets breast cancer since i can't touch my female boobs
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Hyperdemon283 years ago
as an asexual, i see this as an absolute win
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MajesticCookie9 years ago
eh its fine, that why i have clothes to prevent me from touching myself.
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NyaXNekoSleepyKinq8 years ago
It"s nice that I don't fucking masturbate you dirty fucks-
c O U G H
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DragonflyFalls10 years ago
God dangit...
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mishaltahir9 years ago
Why I need to touch my self if I want to touch I will turn in to back and touch my self
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LavaBomb8 years ago
You can't touch yourself while changed, but you wouldn't even be able to change without the button, so... no downside?
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Ben Chater12 years ago
Nobody going to mention disguise opportunities?
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lolmi9 years ago
I'll continuously switch back and forth to create a hole in the time-space continuum and make it so that I can fuck myself and feel it in both situations
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TwinFox74 years ago
*having baby* *gets nervous and accidentally switches genders*
Husband: you...just killed the child.
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Atomsk9 years ago
Jajaja they knew us
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ThePaulDude7 years ago
Fuck the rules because I'm gonna get my grope on with my new boobs!
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PrimalTea987349 years ago
Wear gloves
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Gamity8 years ago
Well.
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bitches be cray9 years ago
this makes no sense.
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EmeraldEntrailing12 months ago
wait so you cannot touch any part of your body at all? If so it’s kind of a lose but I’ll still pres
I will use this at clubs to get in free and get free drinks. them change back to man and hunt for hotties
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MANJUEGAZOSNT3 years ago
Touching yourself is a very specific term, you can still put things there.
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RavenXBeastBoy9 years ago
i can still stare at myself
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SuperBrainz8 years ago
Doesn't say a object can't do it
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The Event11 years ago
Buy latex gloves, downside negated.
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Tesla026 years ago
This means you can't scratch yourself, rest your head on your palm, or anything else we take for granted.
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HiBob249 years ago
Um... How can I not touch myself? Is that even possible?
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Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
Boobs!!!!!!
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SwordsmanKirito9 years ago
Well, that kinda defeats the purpose, doesn't it! Plus, not being able to fucking smash a fly because you cannot touch yourself is BULL-SHIT!
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Gui 9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]
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Jeremiah952198 years ago
you could look at yourself right???
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VirtualPreston9 years ago
worth it
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Meowzer1577 years ago
It’s impossible to not touch yourself
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jshaw719 years ago
No thanks I would still be awkward...
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TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago
You are always touching yourself. HAS NOBODY POINTED THAT OUT?
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