Will You Press The Button?

Maharid9 months ago

My dream job is jobless, that i am currently and forever, so it will be a free dish, press.

Maharid9 months ago

BTW, by getting money from being jobless i teorically "un-work" 24 hours each day so i'll get 174$ each day, near 5.220$ each month and a decent 63.510$ each year.

235x010 months ago

I'm a inter dimensional researcher who has the superpower Meta teleportation and can enter fictional universes, and I just enter universes where gold is almost worthless (common as Iron) and I resell in this universe for lots of money. And my job is to tak...[Show full comment]

Creeperface1309 years ago

Take job, sue company for giving less than minimum wage.

gamandy2 years ago

that is minimum wage....

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LOLLoopholes8 years ago

Work every hour of the day. Your job? Being alive.

Nominomiconlast year

I actually did not think of that! That's good!

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POKEMANER319 years ago

I GET PAID FOR WATCHING YOUTUBE AND SLEEPING HELL YEAH!!! BITCH!

AceOfQuantum4 years ago

You replaying and agreeing to you"re own comment is the only thing more depressing than you"re tiny dick.

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AButtonInHiding6 years ago

My dream job is to undeservingly have people giving me billions of dollars. Plus the 7.50 on top.

James Drury12 years ago

7.25 an hour for sleeping? FUCK YES

AcidXxRayne4 years ago

omg we have the same dream job

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BuddyDDog8 years ago

I get to be a YouTuber. I just need to start a go fund me page or Kickstarter.

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Or better still use a Kickstarter campaign as get rich quick scheme.

Gooddecisions_yeahno4 years ago

I will get paid for not doing shit..? HELL YEAH

The360MlgNoscoper7 years ago

My job is being a billionaire

Mek1018 years ago

2641 € for mouth, and my favorite job, YES!

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Considering this is in dollars the transfer rate in pounds would be about 4 or 5 pounds something & national minimum wage here is £7.50 for over 25 year olds so screw this.

MaxvonLohausen9 years ago

President of my country

kawaii_potato9 years ago

It really depends on the job though.

dylanwilliams999 years ago

He said your favourite dumbass

POKEMANER319 years ago

my dream job is to gztclaiddhcfg find out what word was hidden.

Toffee7 years ago

Laid is the hidden word

Yellowy89909 years ago

My dream job is now doing nothing

HolyNipples9 years ago

This is my states mim. pay... So yeah does not really matter to me lol

Purle Mortimer Wagoner12 years ago

Get a second job ..

Nathan Saxon12 years ago

Gaming~! c:

HenryWong1228 years ago

$290 a week. That's not enough for anybody.

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

7.25 an hour for being a super sentai senshi? Yeah

Jadyn cortez9 years ago

I am not lesbian

PaigeAlpha8 years ago

Get paid for living 7.25 x 24 = 174. 174 x 365 = $63,510 a year.

vivajohn19689 years ago

It's so split

Bluefog475 years ago

I get payed for being loved and wanted, best day ever

MemeLord999 years ago

So I become a pilot and earn 7.25 dollars an hour? That's a cheap steam game every hour!

Mormegil8 years ago

Thats more than I get right now..

LOL MAN9 years ago

its ur dream job? who would deny that ? what if u got promoted, the question doesn't say for how long.

Toricon9 years ago

Dream job: being a billionaire.

KenWasHere218 years ago

I'm in college working to do my dream job where I'll make way more than 7.25 an hour.

supersmiles10 years ago

Can I get paid for being awake? Then I could have another job :D

TabCloudGreen8 months ago

My dream job is to be an online blogger, and I really made a profit

eee229 years ago

get paid for just being alive

Usernamesareoverrated7 years ago

I mean they didn't say you couldn't do other jobs while doing that one.

Misla119 years ago

No downside

Sammy8778last year

7?? I'd have to work literally every hour of my life to afford to eat I wouldn't even be able to leave work

PeFeMester9 years ago

Does being alive count as a job? ( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°)

undertale love9 years ago

If your SANS, yes

endergirl18728 years ago

%7.25 for watching anime??? HELL YES

HATERSluvME 9 years ago

Lol. A striper makes more money than this

UAgopnik8 years ago

Become a supercar dealer. I get paid by the money I get for selling parts so that means I get extra money for the time i spend in the shop. I can even sit in the shop all day doing nothing if I'm too tired and get money :D

Blake Rhynes12 years ago

Endorsements

TheSecretMan8 years ago

My dream job is for people to record my everyday life. That way I'm doing my job 24/7 and I don't even have to do anything.

Conquestador9 years ago

But my dream job is billionaire

GreninjaRosario9 years ago

No, because i can't work im a Pokemon.

Ixion Wunderwaffe12 years ago

gaming.....

Meepmorpzeet4 years ago

I’m twelve so that’s alot of money to me

jshaw719 years ago

Do what you love, who cares about the pay?

uriel liendo10 years ago

What if my dream job is sleeping? I would get money without working

D_YellowMadness15 hours ago

If your dream job just happens to be something that normally has little to no actual wage & is only normally very profitable indirectly, (like streaming or making Youtube videos) then this is purely an upgrade.

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