30036 (29%) 72104 (71%)
30036 (29%) people have pressed this button, while 72104 (71%) did not.
Your loved ones can never die or get hurt
but
You can't talk to them or touch them
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KuriGohan_and_Kamehameha 9 months ago
I'm not going to curse people I love with immortality without that consent. That's already a downside.

kewlabrine 9 months ago
peak statement

Akwa 11 years ago
Welcome to the comment section! 60% of this area is full of people talking about the fact that this is question 69. 20% of this area is full of people saying they don't have any loved ones. 10% of this area is full of people explaining to people who didn't... [Show full comment]

ProtaFox 10 months ago
I know this is from 10 years ago but you have no idea how relieved I am to see someone complaining about all the 5 year olds here who isn't just another 5 year old
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Brian Nguyen 13 years ago
Am I the only one who typed 69 into the URL to see what happens

Scripthon 3 years ago
i did that, i didn't know dis but wanted to see the 1st one
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alexanderhager6969 12 years ago
lol 69

SCG-1171 3 years ago
your NAME is 69 FUCK YOU

GlutNy 9 years ago
sure

toomt 2 years ago
you can just press the button bro

Wessattacks 10 years ago
I could write down what I want to say but I still couldn't touch them

Sarah Prager 13 years ago
Doesn't that also mean I am forcing everyone I am related/get an emotional attachment to never die? Being immortal sounds completely miserable after a while...

Akwa 11 years ago
Yup. It also means that as soon as you start to like someone, you can't talk to them anymore.

LiviFabu 11 years ago
You are #69 congratz! Also, I would like my loved ones to live forever, even though I couldn't talk to them, I CAN TEXT OR USE COMPUTERS!

thesupergamer1 11 years ago
Well Ha! If you payed attention in science class you would know it is impossible to touch some one else. Our atoms push apart so technically you have never touched any one ever before. sooooooooo HAAAAA

jdjfdjnffjtj 2 years ago
God, your joke is so funny

Cory Toohey 13 years ago
Just because you can't talk to or touch them, that doesn't necessarily mean you can't interact with them.

The only way 8 years ago
@ImKyfry no it doesn't, tf? You"re the dumbass here...
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Hayley Gregor 13 years ago
being immortal would suck because every friend you've ever had would die and you'd have to go through it

Alf Kristiansen 13 years ago
i got question 69.... pressed the Dont shit... and got 69%!!!!!

Aura Odum 13 years ago
If you were to broaden the term hurt to include emotionally as well, this is a pretty darn good deal for the loved ones.

Feodor Tsabrov 13 years ago
I was hoping question 69 was special, but I guess not.

Vivian Nagy 13 years ago
this is like Elsa and Anna

Odin Hoel Dalåmomo 13 years ago
Wait.. how are they even my loved ones, if I can't communicate with them? People become your loved ones based on communication and personalities

Adam Furik 13 years ago
Am I the only one who is randomly typing numbers in the URL?

Ruggero Maricchiolo 13 years ago
aaaaand it goes the eternal struggle

MyPrecious 11 years ago
I would protect the people i like at any cost, even this!

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
Thats so evil and twisted and dakr

joy784 6 years ago
nice 69

Tommybrine 11 years ago
Well I have no love one's

Lunaticnoah 12 years ago
What's the point of dat

PANDAS ARE THE BEST 11 years ago
I LOST THEM ALL SO I DONT CARE

Foxyt33 9 years ago
and thats when u get a white board! and learn how to spell!

Aniimefreak 11 years ago
Worth it

domowolfn 10 years ago
someone can talk to them for me.

yodammm1 11 years ago
Look at the address http://willyoupressthebutton.com/69/yes get it...69...i'm such a disgrace to humanity xD lol.

Kyle11 11 years ago
WORTH IT

Fuzzbun 11 years ago
After pushing the button mom and dad start to ye'll at me. What have I done

samele21 12 years ago
FUCK U MOM

Shae 10 years ago
Who ever didn't press the button is selfish

PhlyingFantom 11 years ago
That's just stupid.

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS 10 years ago
mom: DO YOUR HOMEWORK! me: *encounters wild pokemon*

arachnidsGrip 11 years ago
The power of electronics

Last_teen_360gamer 10 months ago
This ruins so much….. i can no longer touch my xbox360 :(

TGLP 11 years ago
Texting

Mrfroggit 11 years ago
they will get more pain if they never die and be here untill the well will be here when the world ends

Chasten101 9 years ago
notes m8

pleasesaynotospam 11 years ago
theres no upside because you will die and they not

ws08242008 10 years ago
what the hell is this damn QESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UselessIdiot77 2 years ago
I view immortality as torture.

whenpigsfly95 11 years ago
bRUH i cant hug my mom thats bullshit

TBAdriel 11 years ago
look at the id for this dillemma ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

BiancaCedeno 8 years ago
you can still text them

Swan142 11 years ago
But then they'll live forever and never get to see heaven...

oldnotweak 10 years ago
seems cruel

kympossible 11 years ago
Omg /:

eatmyassyounerds 11 years ago
So they are forever trapped in immortality and forces to watch millions of people die?

Mistress Toucha 11 years ago
lol 69
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