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You can become a certified genius for 6 days a week
but
one randomly determined day a week, you fall into a vegetative state
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NinjaXChip 11 years ago
Be albert einstein for 6 days a week, be stephen hawking 1 day a week XD

AndyMan11YT 3 years ago
This no age well
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lifehacker420 9 years ago
*Falls into vegetative state for 1 millisecond* Okay what did I miss?

lifehacker420 9 years ago
They didn't say it would last the whole day...

juleaa 10 years ago
To everyone who thinks "vegetative state" means eating vegetables/ being a vegetarian: a vegetative state is a state in which you aren't aware of anything around you and not able to respond

ZeldaXemerius 9 years ago
@SagarTech … So you"re a vegan?
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Sans_The_Skeletonn 8 years ago
XD.

Tim Williamson 13 years ago
I've been on this site for two hours already... vegetative state is pretty much my life up to this point. XD

LilmanMarcell 9 years ago
Mr too
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ChristineGlenna 9 years ago
Basically my life already lol

Lord-Blumiere 8 years ago
That"s Rick from Rick and Morty right there

AwesomeBro404 10 years ago
http://willyoupressthebutton.com/417969/ Pls, this is a new dilemma, no advert.

ThanhMinh 10 years ago
I'm already a genius. Why wasting one?

Kasane Teto 11 years ago
Okay then

Kay Workman 13 years ago
It's called the weekends. That is my vegetative state lol

smiller2395 10 years ago
But the day is chosen randomly

im_the_cat_thats_named_kitty 9 years ago
what does that mean?

ROFL MA WAFFLEZ 10 years ago
NIEN!

Alexander Anderson 11 years ago
I fall into a vegetative state once a week anyway so this is kinda a win-win

Potwhole 3 years ago
So the question is I can be smarter than a chicken nugget for the first time for 6 days and on a random day I’m deformed while vomiting? Yeah sure

Fireball 12 years ago
Tofu burger.

CommenterPersondotjpg 5 years ago
Hmmmm...

Dr.L 10 years ago
I wanna be a fruit

Krusek 9 years ago
All the test subjects turned into flipping vegetables!

pink 11 years ago
well, im allways in a vegitive state soo.

Andrew Parker 13 years ago
Just explain it to everybody. Worth it

(TEAM FORTRESS 2) 4 LIFE 11 years ago
*press the button* NOW IM FAKE-STEPHEN HAWKING JUNIOR

TheMeg 5 years ago
Wha the hek is vegetative

pierocks13243 10 years ago
I am already a genius. I don't need no fucking certificates to prove it. :D

War180540 11 years ago
I see no downside lmao. If I'm a genius it opens so many opportunities. Its like a day off every week. That's not bad at all.

PatBack 11 years ago
i'm a vegetarian,so nuff said

Nicole Buys 13 years ago
This is how i live (not so extreme though)

Matthew Kurinzi 13 years ago
I'll take one day of vegetation for insane intelligence

ellieshmana2point0 9 years ago
I don't really care about being a "certified genius" so none of it matters!

Ai1im3 10 years ago
I'm already genius! ;D

jbsync 11 years ago
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AzzyAzelf 2 years ago
Ummmm.... so does that mean I become a vegetable? Uhhhhh, downside?

jarveline719 12 years ago
My IQ is already 154, I really don't think going brain dead one a week is necessary

rfheiuahglauie 5 years ago
well you don't get hurt so it will take a short time to come back and im a genius ill make somehing

Annabeth_Chase 10 years ago
I'm already a vegetarian, so why not?

YukiTakahashi 9 years ago
So I can bea genius all week except sundays, that day I will be sleeping

Hraesvelgr 11 years ago
Welcome to the life of a Gamer.

Ulv Lindkvist 13 years ago
There is a certificate

GBvX 11 years ago
What's a Vegetative State?

Arcanepoison1 9 years ago
*Gets on Dictionary.com, looks up vegetative* Okay, ready to press the button.

disturb 4 years ago
what tf does vegetative mean

epickid919 10 years ago
I basically have a day where we are vegatarians once a week, im fine with this, plus school would then be easy

Arcanepoison1 9 years ago
Do you have any idea what this word means?

Memo1234 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

Phangirl2022 11 years ago
Downside?

LegendofZelda 12 years ago
I'm already a certified genius bitches! (No seriously)

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
im already a genius in my opinion. just a whole day of mornings once a week randomly.

adonias123 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

lucapri 16 days ago
i'm already smart, why do i want to enter a coma

GhostGirl627 10 years ago
I don't care if I eat veggies.

AmaiaR 11 years ago
6 days as something. 1 day vacation each week. Not a bad deal xD
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