You can understand every language ever
but
You can't speak any of them
I will not


Nesteslast year
dumb: nice one

Anime_Lover22349 years ago
Downside? It said I couldn't speak it right off the bat, but, that doesn't mean I couldn't learn it, right?

Z_Emruld7 years ago
I like it
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Faithskylar8 years ago
Doesnt say I cant write that language, now does it?

Z_Emruld7 years ago
Oooohh

YouJustReadMyName7 years ago
So does that mean I can watch anime without subtitles

Potater_boi6 years ago
Yes

DiamondTieYT8 years ago
Does that mean I can't even speak my original language?

Nisawesome9 years ago
So free passes on my French and Welsh exams in school? Heck yeah!

Rammandon019 years ago
Ok because that makes sense.

Luxray1009 years ago
I understand Spanish but don't know how to speak it.

shalemik7 years ago
So... i can't speak any language ever but i can understand all of them. I would make a great spy

Thehitmanofmeems7 years ago
I can't evenspeak English! Sooooo I WILL

CrazyFangirlHippy8 years ago
Hehe finally a reaoson not to talk to some one

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS9 years ago
this is a paradox

Greatcat8 years ago
You understand it, but you can't form the words in your mouth.

PandasEatRainbows9 years ago
Never said anything about writing

stnuzeep3 years ago
Ball

MajZore6 years ago
Just write

WildKatGirl8 years ago
ANIME!

Heatadri1757 years ago
SO WGAT THE FLARK IS THE POINT OF KNOWING THEM XD

Flameshot9 years ago
I can still write, though. Right?

PartyAnimal10004 years ago
Look at the upside! At least i will understand chinese!

Dleredfox8 years ago
Ass u can tel iy preset "re buton

hoiimcorvo8 years ago
Pull a Steven Hawking and use a voice synthesizer.

Pleshy8 years ago
Because I am a weeb

DRAGONWALL9 years ago
Downside?

Jack10018 years ago
Just write it

Cpt.save_hoe9 years ago
im already mute

Cpt.save_hoe9 years ago
i have returned somehow

MrMax083 years ago
i can understand all of the languages in the world, including english. I can't speak any of th- *goes silent*

Okhshs6 years ago
Well you can't do either of them of you don't press the button so you might as well press it

Hamistagan8 years ago
pronounciation is always hard

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
better than nowt

I Am A Duck9 years ago
the only language i can speak is english so being able to understand another would be an upgrade

CCthecat9 years ago
Never said u cant whisper or shout

Maharidlast year
Nope, this is a trick, i will be able to understand all lenguage but i will be unable to speak at all, evne the lenguages that i already understand and speak.

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Manarpan4 years ago
That means that I cant speak English as well? I cant speak anything?

Kittenlover1018 years ago
Downside? It said I couldn't speak it right off the bat, but, that doesn't mean I couldn't learn it, right? 8 Reply Andromeda 12 months ago Exactly my reasoning behind that. 1 Load more replies Nisawesome 1 year ago So free ...[Show full comment]

Pls no8 years ago
Great, now I can enjoy games that have Japanese-only dialogue the way they were intended to be enjoyed, and then learn gradually to speak.

mr.whatface9 years ago
IIIII DOOONNTT CAAAAAAAAAAARREE.

Justinbot178 years ago
I"d be a badass. I could understand everyone but I wouldn't have to care. THE LIFE

Fenris9 years ago
Write on paper

Buttonpresser73 years ago
Who says yes to this u litterlally can’t speak in any language so overall u can’t speak (I know my english is very bad)

SnowDino6 years ago
Fuck this I hate people too much for this

SebastianVettel8 years ago
anime

Randomguy0998657 years ago
Upside? You cant speak them. Any of them. You will have to write everything ever.

OmegaGroudon 9 years ago
This question makes no sense

flyingturret2088 years ago
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SomePerson1237 months ago
So I am mute?

Nicktick34 years ago
Its basically me being mute but also knowing every language

Kittenlover1018 years ago
couldn't learn it, right? 8 Reply Andromeda 12 months ago Exactly my reasoning behind that. 1 Load more replies Nisawesome 1 year ago So free passes on my French and Welsh exams in school? Heck yeah! 2 Reply SSSSAAAAAAA...[Show full comment]

Z_Emruld7 years ago
Anime_Lover2234 I like your thought and idea so I guess I still could learn it

WinSlayZz8 years ago
But like we can still fuck anal right???

Luxray1009 years ago
If this means I can't speak my own language... *shrugs* Oh well. I know sign language. Plus im a writer so I don't socialize anyway
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