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You will be able to fly

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By the means of flatulent gasses and they will be a visible blue color

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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Thats so evil and twsir and evil

meatloave 7 months ago

yeah , but its also pretty awesome and cool and funny

DarkShark127 11 years ago

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's JOH- no, it's Blue Fart!

KaramellKandy 9 years ago

Your icon made this comment better. XD

Psykness 5 years ago

POWDERED TOAST MAN!

SinonMercer 9 years ago

People seem to forget how you are supposed to put a downside.

Yaretheresomanyshitquestions 5 years ago

Thunder pants.

King Of FOOOOOOOLS 11 years ago

I'm sorry, what's the downside to this? XD

blindflare 9 years ago

Yea I will be called the blue streak

Migdin1 10 years ago

MY DREAM CAME TRUE!!! I CAN FINALY USE FARTS TO FLY!!! AND THEYRE MY FAVORITE COLOR!!!

LouWilliams 5 years ago

Doesnt matter I fart in public anyway

Liam Stubbs 13 years ago

Fuck yeah, call me the Blue Fart I don't even care I can fly bitchessss!

anonymouscheerios 9 years ago

I can see it now: "The Blue Fart: Silent but Deadly"

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This_Is_LegaI 5 years ago

*farts* AAAAAAA IM FLYING

MohamadMogharbel 9 years ago

Win, win. Now you know who is the one that farted.

MatBoi7 5 years ago

FRICK YEA!! FARTING TO FLY?? WITH MY FAVORITE COLOR???? YEAH BOI!! some people just forget to add a downside smh

TrollerXXL 10 years ago

Downside? BLUE NYAN CAT!

MouseGirl 5 years ago

Cat

Blackout-Button 6 years ago

My hair is blue, my fart is blue, my chlothes are FUCKING BLOOD RED

TheOOOF 6 years ago

What if other button alredy gave me flying ability? I dont want to have blue farts...

CharlotteTheQueenBee 10 years ago

NOPE.

The Nightingjay 10 years ago

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JamesTheBoi1 5 years ago

What?

Nacas 11 years ago

The keywords here are "be able"... again...

Z_Emruld 8 years ago

I like blue

LoopholeDudeman 9 years ago

What if the farts didn't smell?

Swshine321 9 years ago

I will fart loud and proud

hallb1016 9 years ago

I CAN STILL FLY MOTHERF***ERS

Narwhalmelon 10 years ago

I like farts

NicoleFromAphmau 10 years ago

I'm not having that happen to me

Benbus 11 years ago

Why can't it be rainbows

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Because it's way too nyan cat.

Uberkillerboy 11 years ago

Flatuence man

Paper Kaine 11 years ago

I can fly and fart on people at the same time?

KneeSlapper 11 years ago

As long as it's not a green cloud

FalconMiner 11 years ago

Look in the shy! It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's Capt. Blue Fart

Colin3219 11 years ago

That is awesome I love flying its so fun but right now it's just falling with style

meowmixer 11 years ago

Both of these sound cool

fnaflover1312 11 years ago

really? it would look like you're farting. no!

OddgamerO 11 years ago

I like blue... So no downside

spasticVocalist 11 years ago

That's beautiful.

zdodger 12 years ago

i cant smell my own farts so who cares

Pokemon girl 12 years ago

meow meow meow meow NYAN CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ninjatiger 12 years ago

NYAN CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheSilver---------- 12 years ago

Its a bird! No, its a plane! Its...aah what the hell is that smell!?

IdkTbh 10 years ago

Sorry, I ate too many beans

Toki Vick 13 years ago

a *dutch oven* would be sooooooooo much different

Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago

I AM THE BLUE NYAN CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NYANAYNAYYANAYNAYNAYNAYANYANYANAYNAYNYANNYANNYANAYNAYNAYNAYNAYANYANYANAYNAYANYANAYNAYNAYANYANAYNAAYANYANAYNAYNAYANYANAYNAYNAYANYANAYNAYANYANYANNYAN

Edward Grillo 13 years ago

I'm so immature... But if I can fly... Weeeeeeeeeeee!

Kimmy Connell 13 years ago

It helps your digestive system to pass gas, besides I CAN FLY BICH

George Paraskevas 13 years ago

All the more reason!

bloodyblade 9 years ago

whats not to enjoy

N.H.P. 11 years ago

all you need is the 3D maneuvering. device and you are Eren Yeager

TheGhostlyGamer456 11 years ago

It's like using a jetpack. AWSOME, THE BLUE JET!!!

CT-7567 6 years ago

i see this as an absolute win!

Xephya 11 years ago

Right on!

LagginDragon 11 years ago

You will look and smell just like Superman

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