36281 (42%) 49878 (58%)
36281 (42%) people have pressed this button, while 49878 (58%) did not.
You can mind control people.
but
you have to do the naked hokey pokey in a public place for five minutes for every thirty minutes of mind control you get.
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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark7 months ago
Thats so... wtf

dankmemes1017 years ago
A public bathroom counts as a public place. Just do it real quick in the stall so no one sees you

Allanadcat8 years ago
Do it in a strip club people will be to drunk to care

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Alternatively, do it in a strip club. You’ll probably look a bit weird doing it, but you might get a few bucks.
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Adrianne_DeForest8 years ago
Yeah, or mind control people to look away. Also, there are less than 30 minutes worth of mind-controlling I want to do in my life so I'm safe.

Steven Henry Seuferer12 years ago
Just control all the people in said public place to dance along.

Croissant2 years ago
Or u can just erase there memory right
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crxzy.jxy9 years ago
easy! i'll just mind control donald trump to drop out of the presidental elections and never use it again!

Z0m41e7 years ago
And is this supposed to be hillarious?
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--------7 years ago
Just stop at 29 minutes

Z0m41e7 years ago
Can't

ButtonPresser957 years ago
Do it while at an orgy. People will probably collapse or think you"re drunk too, or they'll just join awkwardly. What is life?

malia9999 years ago
Does it count if i dance in a public bathroom. I mean it is public.

RavenChan8 years ago
I wonder if my backyard counts. I only have one neighbor and they can't see the back yard, so...

Gabin8 years ago
There is a lot of public place you can go where you can't be seen. Public beach shower, public restroom, most out houses are public, also it doesn't say how much of the dance you have to do or for how long. Another thing naked? there can be bare ass naked ...[Show full comment]

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago
Just do it at midnight. It'll be cold, but very few (if any) people will be there

hosee19848 years ago
just do it when the public place is on closing hours

TheDaliLlama8 years ago
So its basically Friday?

Trevor Watson12 years ago
Do it in a public place, in the middle if the night when no one is around

abcx9 years ago
I think you're mind ccontrolling me, that's exactly what I wanted to write.

Chris8240210 years ago
or how about 29 minutes, and 59 seconds, then never do it again?

Sudokori 10 years ago
"A public place" doesn't say there has to be people there. I can go to a public park in the middle of the night and do the hokey pokey in a hidden part of it for an hour for six hours of mind control powers.

Sam Ellis12 years ago
No downside - you don't HAVE to mind control people, but it's there if you ever need it. How many can I mind control at once? I can just control them and make them forget it.

soul_seeker5 years ago
That’s like all of these questions you don’t have too. So what’s the real harm?
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Aaronaxa4327 years ago
Just mine control people to look away

tonychicken9 years ago
what about contuly them to not look

TheDarkDragon9 years ago
Rawr

thebest13210 months ago
uh what the sigma

Anthony10 years ago
Use less than 30 mins of mind control use 29

BoiledSpuds5 years ago
Mind control them for 29 mins *Takes off glasses*

JakeTheGamer8 years ago
I wouldn't if someone was around you would be really embarrassed and if someone finds out you will be an international criminal

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One9 years ago
Make them dance with you or forget it, then make them transfer all their money to your bank account. Yaasss

jshaw719 years ago
No one should control another...

Kittycatmax069 years ago
Makes no sense!

Fox277 years ago
They never said if that public place had to be open or not

The Composer10 years ago
Well I will just control them for 20 minutes

velvetunion9 years ago
single cubicle public restroom easy fix.

Mikaa Jones12 years ago
so u can have everyone dance with u, or jus control people for 29 minutes.

UltralegoGamer9 years ago
Make them forget it. The 56% who didn't press it are idiots.

Immunetomostdownsides3 years ago
My villain origin story;

MemeBreathingCunt9 years ago
Where's the fucking downside?

fakes9 years ago
You can dzoust make them look away lol

ApocalypseGamer7 years ago
Do it in a public bathroom stall

Nobody21129 years ago
Public place isn't secific enough, so really, a public restroom is fine

MegaDoge7 years ago
NOOOOOOOO!

Treven PowellYT9 years ago
Fell out of my chair laughing my eyes out

Jullenbucken8 years ago
Not happy for you making me google naked hokey pokey...

Unicorn1119 years ago
No shame

_stuff_8 months ago
no downsides. there's just a bonus option now in your life

Astro10 years ago
Do it while they are mimd controled so no one would remember

Ronnoc5279 years ago
Mind control everyone to close eyes for 5 minutes when its time.

544 years ago
Stop at 29 minutes

Sexycomments248 years ago
SANS!!!!

tomato_potato7 years ago
*controls mind for 29 minutes and 59 seconds*

imdead9 years ago
does public toilet counts?

MarineCowie9 years ago
Dude, yeah. I'd get arrested, i could convince the guards to let me out, but still.. reputation...

spaghettios3 years ago
mind control them to not look
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