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Your words make everyone love and respect you
but
you can't talk to people until they've touched your genitals
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minimegaman09010 months ago
what the fuck

c4lkaid9 months ago
that's a absolute win ngl

Doyalikemygun 9 years ago
You mean to tell me that we're not meant to do this in the first place

IMAFAG9 years ago
hand them a sign saying "my genitals"

RiyalHrishi9 months ago
Lol
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bronie_guy9 years ago
1.)write a long paper about how great my balls are2.) slap someone with testi's 3.) have them spread the word of deez nuts 4,)??? 5.) profit?

Josh Noodt12 years ago
1. Slap your balls on someone's face. 2. Tell them it was an accident 3. Love & Respect 4. Baller

lol3314 years ago
uh ok
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Fuji_Kun7 years ago
Umm,talk to the floor near someone, they'll hear it and thus still working 😑😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

TrapMusicDrops9 years ago
Wtf? XD

cutie kitty9 years ago
gross

YanderePau 8 years ago
R A P E stay the hell away from me!

Vixa7 years ago
What"s wrong with all those people... There is no downside literally

The Howling Wolf7 years ago
I'm so glad I dislike speaking to kids

will_you20068 years ago
Downside?

SpoopySkeletons8 years ago
imma sit on everyone

NyaXNekoSleepyKinq8 years ago
O k a y (INSERTLENNYFACEHERE)

Greyfull8 years ago
Does this mean girls can't talk ever because they don't have balls

LOLLoopholes7 years ago
Their genitals are their vagina/pussy/Whatever so they have to get groped by someone to talk to them.

What?9 years ago
I could clone myself!

Milkshake10 years ago
bitchslaps everyone

Impulse1238 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOPE

AngelicFoxLover9 years ago
But i think everyone already loves and respects me... :3

thebestguyever10 years ago
i already make people touch my nuts before i talk to them so now they would just love me after i say "how did you like that"

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
what? the? Fuck?

PeterKnetter4 years ago
Why is everything so sexual?

Winter648 years ago
Law & order

Guizoc7 years ago
Just also them with your balls and they will love and respect you anyway xD

jake2002159 years ago
Only talk to guys if ur a girl and vice versa

PaladinDanse9 years ago
Jump with my genitals right in their face and problem solved.

NeKroGames9 years ago
Lemme break this down here. So.. I get love and respect every time I talk.. but in order for me to talk to them.. they need to touch my dick? Let's break this down logically. If I'm pretty much speaking words, doesn't that mean I'm talking to someone? I...[Show full comment]

ThatFandomtrash7 years ago
No thanks

triggeredfloof11 months ago
this one is hard (shut up there is no joke here) the up side is great but i dont like the conditions

Dana Procell Jr12 years ago
I'm sorry mom

MoonlightEcho118 years ago
Argh! No

Comrade_Sowbeast3609 years ago
That would be awesome

Zbinthisbitch8 years ago
Please try my dilemmas

Memeboibepis5 years ago
I see this as an absolute win!

DriverJoe9 years ago
I already do this when I meet new people so no downside .

Dawsan9 years ago
#Loophole xD

rising_demon10 years ago
where is the downside? :D

You-like-kissing-boys-dont-you2 years ago
Wait of I pressed it does that mean my kids have to touch my balls -fbi bursts into room-

Pootis84328 years ago
What"s the downside?

J-ing7 years ago
Talk to your self out loud around people

DonateMoneyToMe9 years ago
Step one. Fall. Step two. Say sorry (you hit them with your genitals when I fell. Step three do whatever I want

HowlAlpha9 years ago
I could find anyone ask them to close there eyes and BANG they love me

mr.Rod10 years ago
Dickslaps everyone

Lucas West12 years ago
It would be awkward trying to get someone to touch your genitals hefore you could talk

Batlol4208 years ago
I"d rather have the skill

DragonEXE8 years ago
Who the hell will touch my nuts just for respect and love? hookers

Dickbutt7109 years ago
Slap your balls in their face when they are sleeping.

gameboy994 years ago
uhhhhhh what? i said yes but i mean like . . . what?

Maltheorize9 years ago
Why would you not press this button?

TerrariaMod9 years ago
if i was a girl-Holds sign saying touch my boobs

Eris137 years ago
It would work
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