You can speak every language on Earth
but
You're afflicted with a mild, but permanent stutter.
I will not


eat-my-fucking-oatmeal6 years ago
no downside, stuttering affects roasts but thats fine

IAmUltraviolet8 years ago
i already have a mild and permanent stutter XD

document40422 days ago
yesssssXD

Shadowfires7 years ago
Does that include the languages animal speak?

Mikuelious7 years ago
Well, it literally says "every language on Earth" so why not?

Teitur Dahl12 years ago
So if I already have a semi-bad case os stuttering.. my condition would actually be improved? WIN

spirit_of_fire7 years ago
It"s a glitch
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Twist3d_Th0ughts8 years ago
I already have a small stutter. Would this make it better or worse? -.-

Yakov-Farrell8 years ago
would do nothing

Anna-Chan8 years ago
A mild stutter wouldn't bother me

Ian McKendrick12 years ago
well i hope this includes dead languages because im gonna stutter aztec insults at anyone whos being a dick.

dragon_fruit9 years ago
I'm going to stutter yiddish c:

Kaity Avedovech12 years ago
I already stutter a little so, no downside

MayaDaWolf7 years ago
But would it be like only a little stutter cos like lots of people have at least a little stutter in their voice...

Gilbert Beilshmidt9 years ago
and?

killstien9 years ago
i already stutter

Dk_the_gr810 years ago
im already stuttering

PreciseryBee3 years ago
Me with a stutter. I see nothing wrong.

TeamKobus28 years ago
Stuttering can be cured

flzzzzy5 years ago
*mild* stutter, and also language could mean anything from spanish to python, seems like a win to me.

GroundedPepper2599 years ago
I allready know 3 languages why would I need to learn another one

LitteralyGod8 years ago
No you dont...

LolzorOver90009 years ago
=D Me and my cat can communicate. Cri cri so bootyful

LitteralyGod8 years ago
Aninals dont have a language. They arnt capable of such complex brain activity.

AA_Dude7 years ago
I can speak the language of non stutter

BasicBro3 months ago
Already have that

Donut gir8 years ago
IM GOING TO TOYKO, CYA PEOPLE WHO DOUBTED AND HATED ME IM BETTER THEN ALL OF YOU! HA!

Geno9 years ago
I would get a better job.

Coffeeyote8 years ago
Fuck ya

Tongueless4 years ago
Seems like everybody in the comment section has a stutter already, well i suppose i shall join because i also have a stutter, so i mean, like all u guys said, there is no downside

TheRationalist7 years ago
I speak already with what was essentially a self-induced stutter, soooooo

MNITIMMY9 years ago
I SP-SPEAK EVERY LAUNGUAGE EVER!

popro58 years ago
I already have a mild stutter, no downside

patrikcath9 years ago
YES :D

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Redtail2 years ago
A small price to pay

Lord_Charles7168 years ago
So my languages would be better, yay.

School_Laptop4 years ago
then speak in another launge so they dont understand

CriimsoN HD9 years ago
Minor means it isn't that big, and everyone stutters once in a while so win win situation.

annoying christian9 years ago
ww--www-w-w--w worth

Krombopulos_Michael7 years ago
These are both downsides

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YIN_txlast month
什么口吃,那是我在思考!

StarthDragon1782348 years ago
No way! I"d like to be good in my speech therapy!

Babbidy3 years ago
nothing changes at all

pdharr8 years ago
i already stutter horribly so my speech will improve

khiaja10 years ago
no downside who cares about a little stutter

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
I already have a smi-mild stutter.Jokes on you bith-bitch,shit...

Thehairlessguy6 years ago
A small price to pay for salvation

Yakov-Farrell8 years ago
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Stevenvo069 years ago
What the heck? I though it was a suffocate.

melnbuckgames9 years ago
Already stuttering

chenidenglast year
i've already get one,i don't care

Louie J. Batten12 years ago
Only a mild stutter? well the choice is obvious, no, because i don't like talking to people

yesmann4 years ago
i stutter anyways so whats the point?

Angie sapphie9 years ago
I kinda already stutter a little all the time IRL so..

BlaiseyWaisey7 years ago
I already have a slight stutter, so I get to learn literally every language for free? Fuck yeah, dude.
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