Will You Press The Button?

StudiousFinger12310 months ago

I am already water

TrapMusicDrops9 years ago

Just drink coca cola fuck stomach aches coca cola is life

Alexander4283 years ago

At that point why press the button?

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pttg9 years ago

I'll be saving so much fucking money.

WhitestGray2 years ago

Oh dang, you right.

brawlbri5 years ago

Upside?

M1Miketro2 years ago

Cost.

Pink Fluffy Unicorns dancing on rainbows9 years ago

Hooman mermaid!

RainbowJDash10009 years ago

Fluffle puff

Aaron Vinik12 years ago

Food and music is life, and without food you're missing half of it.

AsuraShun5 years ago

That explains hwybi hate my life, there"s food in it

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ottertheplush5 years ago

I get a stomachache whenever I'm uneasy (which is most of the time) this is a walk in the park.

Jack Watermelons Merritt12 years ago

fuck that shit. you'd be sick of everything in a week.

BobbyWasabiMk28 years ago

What about Mexican tap water? Is that still considered water and safe to drink or am I still fucked?

DamonFinney8 years ago

WHo knows, it might be considered water still.

kikipotato7 years ago

Just do what i always do in life, smile and pretend you"re ok, but it it still hurts on the inside (literally tho) i"m not okay

IAUSHYJ9 years ago

What's the point of not drinking?

James139 years ago

Why just why

KIRA19 years ago

Tokyo Ghoul - Coffee = This question except it's not minor, its OH MY GOD YOUR GONNA DIE, WHY YOU IDIOT

BrightWarrior13 days ago

Why would I want to live off water alone?

jackpg9810 years ago

I would LOVE this. You basically save hundreds of dollars every month, can "eat breakfast" while in the shower, never have to poop again

Eric-Cartman8 years ago

Aw this is bullcrap, screw you guys Imma going home.

Arahd Is Gold11 years ago

I am the survivor !!!

Stuf8 years ago

Dr. Pepper!!!!!!

#SPOOKY9 years ago

Umm k ill take stomach pain any day!

One of five9 years ago

Does it need a PH level of exactly 7?

jcanida7 years ago

For a few seconds

fenix25010 years ago

eh, I went through all sorts of pain in my life, a minor stomach ache is nothing.

thecreepdownthestreet7 years ago

Imagine you"re stuck in the wild. Just need fucking water.

jaysworldofawesome9 years ago

i could drink the ocean...? all of it?

yurio8 years ago

BITCH *MINOR* STOMACH ACHES

CrazyLasagna9 years ago

So eating food would suck? Fuck dis shit I'm out

LeftTesticleOfKrom8 years ago

By the power of the left testicle from krom, I shall land you the power to become purple penis the 3rd

Nova_Explosionlast year

you say as if I don't get minor stomach aches eating or drinking anything other than water already

JohnPariah10 years ago

1. That would be awesome. 2. "Minor" stomach aches.

HAISE SASAKI9 years ago

nah im gucci i love food and im not fat

PeterThePug9 years ago

@HAISE SASAKI Use Grammar dipshit.

TJOCcreation5 years ago

As an IBS victim, there is no downside.

TSOCOOKIEHD8 years ago

I SHALK HAVE A FRIDGE FILLED WITH FUCKING 59 GALLONS OF 💧 WATER

B_urst7 years ago

Ha ha fook cancer motherduckers

TheWeirdGirl9 years ago

A lot of people already get stomach aches and it's MINOR

TheCreeperSWE9 years ago

Dude... pizza... bacon... icecream... no way I'm giving that up

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chungchangching10 years ago

minor pls i'll get used to it

Jelsawinters1248 years ago

Be skinny forever? Can I get a hell yeah??

thecoldforest10 years ago

So...like Simon then, without the blood sucking? Yes!

InLoveWithPapyton8 years ago

So... No pizza? *Slams head into the "I will not" button while grunting*

osmium9 years ago

meh to meh ratio

pielover1019 years ago

I'm a tightass but also fat so this was a hard decision for me.

Oktek9 years ago

I love food! Why would I want to press it then?

Maresis6 years ago

Wow, a minor stomach ache will surely kill me

Vulcan210 years ago

Minor? Really?

screams7 years ago

Minor is fine. I eat to much and get minor stomach aches anyway

Another Lesson In Hate9 years ago

Fuck water. It tastes like lead.

DavidCruz8 years ago

Wats the upside who would want to live of just water

TheRedButton1239 years ago

I'm gonna pass

Itari1010 years ago

first off, "minor" stomach aches. Second off, that basically sounds like how you feel when you overeat. Thirdly, if you're a woman, NP. we've had cramps and clots that hurt way worse. BRING IT

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