Your favorite actor/tress becomes your husband/wife
but
They are host of a new show that microwaves hamsters non stop on national tv, live once a week for 1 hr.
I will not


Starmany8 years ago
I want a tress as a wife

PressTheButton!!!!8 years ago
First and Foremost, I have no favirote actress (or actor) . Second of all Microwaving hamsters is just wrong on so many levels

Clover6147 years ago
Loophole: The hamsters are stuffed and it is a science experiment

WyldeTigerLily8 years ago
No microwaving hamsters on my watch!

Static7 years ago
What if they are already dead

Hera8 years ago
I said no but it didn't specify if it was a real hamster

Andrew Oberg12 years ago
What's the downside?

jaythewolf4 years ago
BEING A FUCKING DICKASS, THAT"S THE DOWNSIDE ASSHOLE AND GO TO HELL!
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Destroyah9 years ago
Can your actor/tress be fictional?

sonicminer9 years ago
did it say no?

SmOOcheS7 years ago
1. I'm asexual and don't like the idea of marriage, so no. 2. I ain't letting anyone microwave hamsters!

Taylor Thomas12 years ago
1. Never said I had to watch it 2. The show would probably be canceled soon after it's start so no worries

BartekTomasik8 years ago
When i read the hamster part, i instantly said NO

The-one8 years ago
I"d love to see Sam L. Jackson microwave hamsters.

jkmc12058 years ago
What sick mind came up with this idea?!

Leah_7708 years ago
The same people who have problem with Detroit.

SngLol9 years ago
Humans have already done too much to animals so better to end their suffering while we destroy our own planet

Static7 years ago
Gay*
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Tori Ciampanelli12 years ago
Fake hamsters, or one that already died of NATURAL CAUSES.

MoonstarTehKitten9 years ago
Zuzu pets

562crazygamer10 years ago
My favorite actress is betty white soooo... Worth it!

ConfusionRandomly3 years ago
Not anymore. And she was a huge animal activist so she wouldn’t do it.

kool cid 1239 years ago
win win situation

GameBoyR5 years ago
I’d like to see Albert microwave hamsters like he trolls Roblox noobs

TheNopeinator9 years ago
I don't really have one sooo.. HOLY CRAP THE LAST COMMENT WAS POSTED 46 YEARS AGO.. 46 YEARS!!!!!

VelocityRaptor288 years ago
never said id be on it

ApocalypseGamer7 years ago
It’s........ the....... BURN HAMSTERS ALIVE IN A MICROWAVE FOR NO REASON SHOW!!!

Gem The Cat10 years ago
I'mm vegetarian so no!

RandomGirl9 years ago
I had to read it like 10 times to make sure I read it right.. Who the hell comes up with thess things!?

RheaHoran10 years ago
I love hamsters too much... Plus I'd rather not have an old married man with two kids as my husband

Warrior_cats37 9 years ago
Just get them fired done!

shaneg20039 years ago
Scarlet johannson and the hamsters (cancelled)

Ooopto you9 years ago
At least there not microwaving Guinea pigs

cumman69343 years ago
fuck them hamsters

Leah_7708 years ago
Are they alive hamsters?

Dayna Morris12 years ago
As sadistic as that is, I'd gladly marry Chris Pine for it

Turkinator9 years ago
46 years!

shipqueen287 years ago
Ok, first of all, I don't have a favoite actor, second off, if I did, I wouldn't want them to marry me, and THIRD OF ALL, MICTOWAVING HAMSTERS IS WRONG WHAT DID HAMSTERS DO TO YOU

will_I_??10 years ago
poor gangsters I MEAN hamster =3

DiqWhole32218 years ago
I don't see a downside

BartekTomasik8 years ago
You monster

Hasaky8 years ago
Big brother Im happy it has no down side

skorgepoo9 years ago
sooooooooo does anime character count?

MishtiDoi7 years ago
My fave celeb is someone I like precisely because he loves animals, so no.

plottwist5610 years ago
I would let them hamsters be fingered in the arse by edward scissor hands

meloniuslast year
I HATE hamsters!

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
im ok with this.

destixl11 years ago
MISHA NO STOP IT RIGHT NOW

PokémonTrainer21079 years ago
Nothing wrong here.

Natalia_Marron8 years ago
It could be a science show with dead hamsters.

Static7 years ago
What if the hamster is already dead
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I Am A Duck9 years ago
they can be robot hamsters or stuffed animal hamsters

HeavenAngel5675 years ago
HAMSTERS on my watch the hamsters will be fake so FUCK YEAH

bobymcbob9 years ago
My favorite actor is the same sex as me so...

ravebrain9 years ago
what so scarlett johansson becomes my wife and she has to do one episode of this show before never doing it again after it gets shut down for obvious reasons ? win

TehRobloxNub7 years ago
I don't see the downside... Hamsters are so obnoxious

SerperiorGLeaf10 years ago
The hamster! Nooo

Nathan_k8 years ago
Thats literally amazing

Mequan7 years ago
Who said the hamsters died?

Ubercrow10 years ago
*Smashes own face into button repeatedly in the hopes that it will give her more airtime*
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