You could have an internal tracking device inside your brain that finds anything that you you lose.
but
Everyone knows of you having this power and everyday there are people asking you to find some of their own belongings.
I will not


Python_Owner939 years ago
You could charge them for it...

ScottishCookie3 years ago
CHARGE THEIR MOTHA
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Maharid2 years ago
No, cause it work only on things I lose so i will get not only pissed by peoples for nothing but probably surffer retaliation when i can't help them.

GAMESPHERE9 years ago
just tell them fuck off XD

This-is-the-longest-username-i-saw-the-previous-longest-username-and-decided-to-3 years ago
@GMAersphere Exactly

Foxcraft9 years ago
Things YOU lost. Explain you can't.

MankDemes568 years ago
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jjcom1008 years ago
say you can only track your own stuff

EpicCookiePie8 years ago
You cant find their stuff, bcuz they lost it and not you

Derpyspaghetti9 years ago
Yes, please. It's an internal tracking thingy for my own stuff.

TheNerdyVillager9 years ago
you you

Berat1487 years ago
Make that your daily job and get people to pay you for it. Easy money

That_OP_Kitten9 years ago
girl asks where p*ssy is :/

Ema02207 years ago
DOES THAT MEAN I CAN FIND MY SANITY

DJBurgerKing7 years ago
Person: HELP I LOST MY CHILD! Me: FU** YOU BI***!!!!

Yukitai4 years ago
What if she agrees, and you proceed to impregnate her? Did you find her child then?

KeenanMayfield7 years ago
“You could have an internal tracking device inside your brain that finds anything that ‘you you’ lose” This person has grammar issues.

Midgetmaster8 years ago
Things you lost

Alexu8 years ago
It says what I lose not what they lost...

Midgetmaster8 years ago
Yep

Cheshire shadow8 years ago
can it find money i haven't made yet though? either way i can be rich because i help those who are rich find stuff they want if they lose it(especially old people)

Kingfisher_99last year
I will simply deny them! MOYE MOYE

Don't touch me9 years ago
*need

TylerBlevins4 years ago
Fortnite

NewWorldOrder1018 years ago
No upside.

JackRock8 years ago
time to make money

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago
Lock yourself inside your house and do online shopping. B)

alicelevo9 years ago
If youre good at something, never do it for free. ;)

BTCCtsotE8 months ago
That will be really annoying...

TheBraveKnight7 years ago
Yes, then I can get rewarded for 50 dollars of telling them where it is

OnePunch8 years ago
Say no, unless they pay you money.

Chubby-Kitty8 years ago
Just explain to them that you can only find things that you lost. You would have no way of knowing where the stuff they lost is.

MeAndMyself4 years ago
HAHAHAHHA

vert3439 years ago
I could make a lot of money off of this xD Charge them to find sh*t

EmojiMojiGames555 years ago
Soo... eidetic memory but you can remember only lost items?

Litsquadpizza8 years ago
Tell them u lost the abillaty

harelchayon9 years ago
fuck them

Youtube-Loophole7 years ago
Said you twice

_40_8 years ago
I would say no to those who ask

Nhoj7 years ago
I mean it doesn't say you have to do it for them and if you wanted you can make money off of it

real-humanlast year
just sell the power and buy a desktop that is better than anything else on the planet

Katieplier8 years ago
Simple just make a recording of you saying "find your crap lazy turd"

909090904 years ago
"finds anything that YOU lost"

hunt-the-killer8 years ago
did not press butting buy askedint

UDontEvenKnow7 years ago
Just Say... Are you ready for this... "No". *cue mind explosion*

NicolaCavarra8 years ago
They ask you, didn't say I had to do it :v

EL HERO9 years ago
No downsaids

Cathrope8 years ago
I found your dad. He"s at the bottom of the sea, inside a giant whale.

dankmemes1018 years ago
Was that a Pinocchio reference?

meatloave5 months ago
sure ill be happy to help you find what youre looking for and im sure youll find my pricing plans to be well within your reach. My 'Tier 1' service starts at 100.00$ for the first hour and 75.00$ every hour after that with a minimum of 10 hours even if it ...[Show full comment]

James Ryan9 years ago
Detektive: MONEY MONEY MONEY

you-see-mee-replying2 years ago
ask them for $10000 and if they dont give it just dont...

Starslinger8 years ago
Charge them for it. Helps my terrible memory/ADHD anyways

coolstorybro8 years ago
its called parenting...

Tricky8 years ago
Ewww then I dont want it

dankmemes1018 years ago
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Yukitai4 years ago
Guess what: No one cares if you have friends here for the sole reason that everyone works alone here. And if you"re hating on people just because they"re different then you"re killing everyone (including yourself).
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