You could have an internal tracking device inside your brain that finds anything that you you lose.
but
Everyone knows of you having this power and everyday there are people asking you to find some of their own belongings.
I will not


Sehemhet13 days ago
Да ну его в задницу, я люблю забывать всякие детали, а потом пересматривать аниме и радоваться по новой. А вещи эти неудачники пусть сами ищут.

Python_Owner939 years ago
You could charge them for it...

ScottishCookie3 years ago
CHARGE THEIR MOTHA
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Maharid2 years ago
No, cause it work only on things I lose so i will get not only pissed by peoples for nothing but probably surffer retaliation when i can't help them.

GAMESPHERE9 years ago
just tell them fuck off XD

This-is-the-longest-username-i-saw-the-previous-longest-username-and-decided-to-3 years ago
@GMAersphere Exactly

Foxcraft9 years ago
Things YOU lost. Explain you can't.

MankDemes568 years ago
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jjcom1008 years ago
say you can only track your own stuff

EpicCookiePie9 years ago
You cant find their stuff, bcuz they lost it and not you

Derpyspaghetti9 years ago
Yes, please. It's an internal tracking thingy for my own stuff.

TheNerdyVillager9 years ago
you you

Berat1487 years ago
Make that your daily job and get people to pay you for it. Easy money

That_OP_Kitten9 years ago
girl asks where p*ssy is :/

Ema02207 years ago
DOES THAT MEAN I CAN FIND MY SANITY

DJBurgerKing7 years ago
Person: HELP I LOST MY CHILD! Me: FU** YOU BI***!!!!

Yukitai4 years ago
What if she agrees, and you proceed to impregnate her? Did you find her child then?

KeenanMayfield7 years ago
“You could have an internal tracking device inside your brain that finds anything that ‘you you’ lose” This person has grammar issues.

Midgetmaster8 years ago
Things you lost

Alexu8 years ago
It says what I lose not what they lost...

Midgetmaster8 years ago
Yep

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Yukitai4 years ago
Guess what: No one cares if you have friends here for the sole reason that everyone works alone here. And if you"re hating on people just because they"re different then you"re killing everyone (including yourself).

Kaykay Whatever9 years ago
I could alayws say no

UltimateSpaghettore5 years ago
Listen peeps. It means anything that you lose. Yes. But you cant see it. So if anybody asks tell them to fuck off or you will find somebody"s lost gun and fucking murder you. Honestly this isn't even a loophole. I would do it anyways.

bennyboy2229 years ago
this would be nice

Akash-Nirmal8 years ago
Dont give a fuck to them eventually they will stop asking you

Nuclear420BOI7 years ago
I want the tracking device because i lost mai wallet in school ;.;

Angel-of-the-Lord8 years ago
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SticSpaceFORwastelast year
I would make a buisness. The farther the item, the more money ur paying.

Nieroshai9 years ago
I'll tell them that it only finds things I lose, and then walk off.

Arnab4 years ago
Fortuneteller Baba from Dragon ball

Kopp7 years ago
I kinda like losing stuff, it"s part of who I am

That_One_Human_Being8 years ago
Just say no to the people asking you to find your stuff. It"s not that hard...

CarlJai9 years ago
Sounds like a easy job...

Kute_kitty8 years ago
That grammer XD /"anything that you you lose"\

dankmemes1018 years ago
Lmao you think you"re so smart. You can't even spell "grammar," so stop trying to correct people.

Arc0v05 months ago
request…… rejected

MLGDucky4209 years ago
I`M GONNA BE RICH

Radsky7 years ago
Friend: "Hey since you have that weird tracking thing, could you find my keys?" Me: "Sorry man it only works on stuff I lost" Friend: "Oh Okay"

belle297 years ago
did anyone else notice that it says, " that finds anything that you you lose..." why the two you"s lol

Psycho_slayer8 years ago
That I LOSE they are boned

Wolf1238 years ago
Person: can iu help meh find meh wallet? Me: got fifty bucks? Man: no....I lost my wallet..... Me: welp, no help 4 u!

Michael smith9 years ago
Yay I could be useful for something XD

drazo33575 years ago
If your good at something, don't do it for free.

Megachamp8 years ago
YAY! I CAN BE HELPFUL,

CharmanderGuy7 years ago
meh i don't care

Echothekirby9538 years ago
Really no problem

AdrieneTheDarkestHorse11 months ago
ok, I like helping

awesome dragon9 years ago
This would help me a lot I can never find my stuff and if someone asks me to help them say i can only find what I lose

Brittany-Void9 years ago
I see no downside, mostly because I have the ability to say no and Im very good at it

Yukitai4 years ago
Tell them that it"s limited to your belongings and for future reference they have to let you be the owner of them if you wish to find them.

BeansOnButter8 years ago
you can just say "no"

Garfold7 years ago
If they pay me... Why not?

Keke1218 years ago
Either tell them to fuck off or ask for 1000000€ or more each time👍

mr.whatface9 years ago
One lost belonging: £15. Or £100 if it is worth over £150.
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