Will You Press The Button?

Wallinda the Authentic Walrus9 years ago

I don't see a downside. Like I get awesome slicing and dicing powers AND get troll people by making them have a sloppy broken slice of pie. AWESOME

Constipation2 years ago

I curse you with constipation

Prin62527 years ago

So... I can stab people perfectly?

Theguywhosaidno8 years ago

"hey can I use that knife after you?" "Good fucking luck"

Mixmaster7 years ago

Would this work with swords

Dave_Just_Dave2 years ago

Why not!

Chad Drake12 years ago

Simple, Ill just have my own knife that no one else uses and theres no problem! also, btw, people are technically food so this would come in handy in a fight.

Y114514ja2 years ago

They will use the gun

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doomguy647 years ago

I don't like people touching my knives. this is another reason for you not to.

Glitchy_bird7 years ago

*psychotic laughter*

Mtoom30009 years ago

Use a fork for cutting XD

brookebaker7 years ago

i dont use knifes

PatrykStar7 years ago

THIS IS CALLED FALSIFIED IDIOCY GUYS FALSIFIED IDIOCY

Ifredward8 years ago

Trololololololo

the117doctor9 years ago

My ownknife set and I'll be set...and I small now be known to all criminals as Barry the butcher!

PEWDIEPIE1329 years ago

much...idk what to type...so just much...*brofist*

SammieeGoldWand7 years ago

Are u really Felix

Stuart William Smith12 years ago

Because my number one worry in life is food being cut badly

Yukitai4 years ago

Slicing ultra-thin slices of meat and stuff might be useful when being the best chef. Also helps with cutting gelatinous foods without the previous skill.

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Mihail Vodkawhiskey Serafimovski12 years ago

Ultimate troll.

Dave_Just_Dave2 years ago

For sure

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Christophorus Leonard12 years ago

that's so evil. muehuehuehue

GooeyGremlin8 years ago

How about I cut it with a spoon! It won't get blunt and other people won't use it anyway! Also it will always cut perfectly ignoring the fact it"s not meant for cutting! MWA HA HAAAH

Batmanas 9 years ago

WHO CARES!!!!!!!

Leafshift_Puddingsbane3 years ago

no downside do it out of spite

Catlover123889 years ago

I don't care bout dem

Lisa Cinque12 years ago

I fail to see the problem here

TeamAwesomeness7 years ago

404 upside not found

PEWDIEPIE1329 years ago

much...idk what to type...so just much...*brofist*

that random girl10 years ago

I'M THE TROLL GODDESS

lh00009 years ago

yea only use one knife

liamj2last year

I love annoying my family YES

noddiah11 years ago

I cook and only me..........

Allie543218 years ago

Downside

bookworm19859 years ago

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