Will You Press The Button?

Wallinda the Authentic Walrus9 years ago

I don't see a downside. Like I get awesome slicing and dicing powers AND get troll people by making them have a sloppy broken slice of pie. AWESOME

Constipation2 years ago

I curse you with constipation

Prin62527 years ago

So... I can stab people perfectly?

Theguywhosaidno8 years ago

"hey can I use that knife after you?" "Good fucking luck"

Mixmaster7 years ago

Would this work with swords

Dave_Just_Dave2 years ago

Why not!

Chad Drake12 years ago

Simple, Ill just have my own knife that no one else uses and theres no problem! also, btw, people are technically food so this would come in handy in a fight.

Y114514ja2 years ago

They will use the gun

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doomguy647 years ago

I don't like people touching my knives. this is another reason for you not to.

Glitchy_bird7 years ago

*psychotic laughter*

Mtoom30009 years ago

Use a fork for cutting XD

brookebaker7 years ago

i dont use knifes

PatrykStar7 years ago

THIS IS CALLED FALSIFIED IDIOCY GUYS FALSIFIED IDIOCY

Ifredward8 years ago

Trololololololo

Stuart William Smith12 years ago

Because my number one worry in life is food being cut badly

Yukitai4 years ago

Slicing ultra-thin slices of meat and stuff might be useful when being the best chef. Also helps with cutting gelatinous foods without the previous skill.

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the117doctor9 years ago

My ownknife set and I'll be set...and I small now be known to all criminals as Barry the butcher!

PEWDIEPIE1329 years ago

much...idk what to type...so just much...*brofist*

SammieeGoldWand7 years ago

Are u really Felix

Mihail Vodkawhiskey Serafimovski12 years ago

Ultimate troll.

Dave_Just_Dave2 years ago

For sure

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Christophorus Leonard12 years ago

that's so evil. muehuehuehue

Cosmosis9 years ago

That would just be funny!

Magunai 11 years ago

Well, you can re-sharpen knives soooo

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Cole Bottorff12 years ago

I would just sharpen it after I'm through

TailsTheGaymer9 years ago

Maybe I'm a troll and would find their frustration hilarious.

xlittle9 years ago

master chef incoming

Owain4529 years ago

I can finally cut ðŸ• in perfect slices!

JoelThePhisherman10 years ago

It doesn't effect me. :3

SammieeGoldWand7 years ago

WHERES THE DOWNSIDE!!!!!!!!

TGLP10 years ago

Win/Win you can use downside to troll friends!!! :D

SetoNara8 years ago

Amaze everyone with your amazing ability to cut for with paper perfectly get rich and live a long happy life

Wolfboy699 years ago

It's like fucking undertale you get that 999999 cap fuck yea

Allie543218 years ago

My worst fear cutting food wrong Not

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0Kitsune52 years ago

“This is my knife, don’t even think about using it ok?”

Xadnem11 years ago

Seems harmless enough.

FGR2110 years ago

F*ck people

Yukitai4 years ago

Use an axe or something. You can perfectly cut, and that"s not limited to just knives, some foods and chefs specialise in using non-knives. #MostIdioticQuestions

Larissa MacÃªdo12 years ago

who the hell cares about the next person?

Mushcap9 years ago

you would also be able to make amazing food sculptures!

Bountyhunter32337 years ago

I get a personal knife Sweet!

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Why not just cut everything with a pizza cutter?

fondcoolman10 years ago

Okay, your turn to cut the onion! AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA LELELELELELEL FAIIIIIL GETR3KT

DemonLord1019 years ago

Its simple you always troll people

Metabloxer10 years ago

Perfect pranks, here I come.

AssHar8 years ago

Ayy lmao

Leafshift_Puddingsbane3 years ago

no downside do it out of spite

GooeyGremlin9 years ago

How about I cut it with a spoon! It won't get blunt and other people won't use it anyway! Also it will always cut perfectly ignoring the fact it"s not meant for cutting! MWA HA HAAAH