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23924 (44%) people have pressed this button, while 30545 (56%) did not.
You will have the ability to learn any language(s)
but
You will never be able to speak your native tongue, nor could you ever re-learn it
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theothertallguy9 years ago
my first language was baby talk

Morganisanoob4 months ago
says "native tongue", not "first language"
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Robbis8 years ago
Speak British English instead of American English

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago
meisawesome so, shoot first ask questions later?
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Shaduex9 years ago
Almost everybody already has the ability to learn every language they just choose not to.

snidbert648 years ago
I think the premise is learn the languages instantly.

ZeFancyBoi4 years ago
you can already learn any language dumb ass

Sanchi3 years ago
WE CAN LIVE IN YOUR NATIVE COUNTRY WITHOUT YOUR NATIVE TONGUE! MANY PEOPLE LEARN ENGLISH LANGUAGE SO WE CAN SPEAK WITH THEM.

Dank-l1n8 years ago
Don't we already have the "ability" to learn any language. Take foreign language classes.

SeabassJames9 years ago
I illway eakspay igpay atinlay.

Fierceclaws8 years ago
amesay
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Pantátisko4 years ago
My native language is Czech and then there is Slovak, which is basically Czech with a few extra steps.

Ninjapuff2208 years ago
My first language is baby talk

Zoebowie058 years ago
I'll be fine without speaking Irish thank you

Cmoney8 years ago
Dang I wish I can see comments first

RavenTheTurtle8 years ago
Baby talk m8

cakethedragon8 years ago
WELL I UNDERSTAND NORWEGIAN SOOOOOO Hei jeg kaker dragen og jeg snakker norsk fight me and i can talk British English instead

TheRealHville7 years ago
åh.

JOCACAR6 years ago
Im from Serbia 🇷🇸 and there are 3-4 countries which have language which is almost the same as mine so really no downside for me

BobMaester8 years ago
Screw English I'm going to be Spanish...adios

MIKAA-8088 years ago
Oh hard question but my first language was baby talk and I don’t know how to learn it again anyways

dion9 years ago
Bye Germany.

gahmora9 years ago
I'm Italian, I can speak english, so... FUCK EVERYONE!!!

CN Berrylast year
no

Robster8 years ago
I can learn English instead of american

Noobslayerxxxxx5 years ago
Dont press you can already do that

abcx8 years ago
Well, most people I know understand English quite well.

DarkTheGhost9 years ago
any language, no exections. checkmate.

Eamon7 years ago
Mum

Eamon7 years ago
Jjomjkk

Morganisanoob4 months ago
move to an isolated island with a language no one knows. slowly learn the language by living with the natives. live there for a while. that is now your native land. say goodbye to the natives and press the button. leave the island. you know your own language again

DD_Human8 years ago
no one talks brazilian portuguese in other countries soooo im pressing that shit

VOLDYGAMES9 years ago
Well Swedish is the closest you can get to norweigen so......., WHY NOT

CrazyFangirlHippy8 years ago
Goodbye Spam! Plus Im speaking Gallifreyan

I Hate Creating Usernames9 years ago
Why are 1/5 questions like this?

HarbingerofBliss4 years ago
Bro i literally have the Ability to learn any Language already.

Cinnamonbunny1126 years ago
But the thing is I'm English so I could just learn Guyanese which is just broken english

AcidArcher1238 years ago
First language Baby talk so im good

Tequila7 years ago
Speak British English instead of Australian English

Theamazingloser9 years ago
Goodbye english hello japnese

The farting turtle9 years ago
Well what's the point of learning it if you can't speak it

235x0last year
my first language is Human Neural Basic I/O Communication SYSTEM.

Luke_Groundrunner8 years ago
No Cherokee, no probs.

TheFloofyProtogen5 years ago
Does this include dovahzul?

geuces8 years ago
You already have the ability to learn any language

DestroyedEDGE7 years ago
Japanese FTW. Fuck English! I wish this button was real.

TiekanTemple3 days ago
Native Chinese here… no way.

herpadeder8 years ago
I can still write it though

Gamer6789 years ago
Ha I my native language is Croatian I can just learn Bosnian or Serbian wich are pretty much the same as Croatian.

Gamer6789 years ago
Ha my native*

Killtesblocs9 years ago
You just have to learn the languages to all dear persons for you

RetroGameDays6 years ago
Brazilian Portuguese or Portugal Portuguese :P

RandomAnimator7 years ago
I speak ingoebdjabdoabxpabxoqbwox I don't care forgetting it

Wesleytjuh339 years ago
I want case netherlands is already the harvest language in the world

DrWho36079 years ago
My dad is German so I could speak German and tell him the whole story, I think he'll understand

ThunderXpert11 months ago
Whoever presses this button is stupid. Everybody already has the ability to learn every language. It doesn't say you learn any language you want instantly or much faster.

Zylokeion8 years ago
Time to learn Japanese
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