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24828 (43%) people have pressed this button, while 32390 (57%) did not.
You will have the ability to learn any language(s)
but
You will never be able to speak your native tongue, nor could you ever re-learn it
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theothertallguy 10 years ago
my first language was baby talk

Morganisanoob 2 years ago
says "native tongue", not "first language"
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Robbis 10 years ago
Speak British English instead of American English

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago
meisawesome so, shoot first ask questions later?
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Shaduex 10 years ago
Almost everybody already has the ability to learn every language they just choose not to.

snidbert64 9 years ago
I think the premise is learn the languages instantly.

Sanchi 4 years ago
WE CAN LIVE IN YOUR NATIVE COUNTRY WITHOUT YOUR NATIVE TONGUE! MANY PEOPLE LEARN ENGLISH LANGUAGE SO WE CAN SPEAK WITH THEM.

ZeFancyBoi 5 years ago
you can already learn any language dumb ass

Dank-l1n 9 years ago
Don't we already have the "ability" to learn any language. Take foreign language classes.

SeabassJames 10 years ago
I illway eakspay igpay atinlay.

Fierceclaws 9 years ago
amesay
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Ninjapuff220 10 years ago
My first language is baby talk

Pantátisko 6 years ago
My native language is Czech and then there is Slovak, which is basically Czech with a few extra steps.

Zoebowie05 9 years ago
I'll be fine without speaking Irish thank you

Cmoney 10 years ago
Dang I wish I can see comments first

RavenTheTurtle 10 years ago
Baby talk m8

cakethedragon 9 years ago
WELL I UNDERSTAND NORWEGIAN SOOOOOO Hei jeg kaker dragen og jeg snakker norsk fight me and i can talk British English instead

TheRealHville 8 years ago
åh.

DarkTheGhost 10 years ago
any language, no exections. checkmate.

Eamon 8 years ago
Mum

Eamon 8 years ago
Jjomjkk

Morganisanoob 2 years ago
move to an isolated island with a language no one knows. slowly learn the language by living with the natives. live there for a while. that is now your native land. say goodbye to the natives and press the button. leave the island. you know your own language again

DD_Human 9 years ago
no one talks brazilian portuguese in other countries soooo im pressing that shit

VOLDYGAMES 10 years ago
Well Swedish is the closest you can get to norweigen so......., WHY NOT

CrazyFangirlHippy 9 years ago
Goodbye Spam! Plus Im speaking Gallifreyan

I Hate Creating Usernames 10 years ago
Why are 1/5 questions like this?

HarbingerofBliss 5 years ago
Bro i literally have the Ability to learn any Language already.

Cinnamonbunny112 7 years ago
But the thing is I'm English so I could just learn Guyanese which is just broken english

AcidArcher123 10 years ago
First language Baby talk so im good

Tequila 9 years ago
Speak British English instead of Australian English

Theamazingloser 10 years ago
Goodbye english hello japnese

yyyyre 2 months ago
我将说普通话

The farting turtle 10 years ago
Well what's the point of learning it if you can't speak it

235x0 3 years ago
my first language is Human Neural Basic I/O Communication SYSTEM.

Luke_Groundrunner 9 years ago
No Cherokee, no probs.

TheFloofyProtogen 6 years ago
Does this include dovahzul?

geuces 10 years ago
You already have the ability to learn any language

DestroyedEDGE 8 years ago
Japanese FTW. Fuck English! I wish this button was real.

TiekanTemple last year
Native Chinese here… no way.

herpadeder 9 years ago
I can still write it though

Gamer678 10 years ago
Ha I my native language is Croatian I can just learn Bosnian or Serbian wich are pretty much the same as Croatian.

Gamer678 10 years ago
Ha my native*

Killtesblocs 10 years ago
You just have to learn the languages to all dear persons for you

RetroGameDays 7 years ago
Brazilian Portuguese or Portugal Portuguese :P

RandomAnimator 9 years ago
I speak ingoebdjabdoabxpabxoqbwox I don't care forgetting it

Wesleytjuh33 10 years ago
I want case netherlands is already the harvest language in the world

Zylokeion 9 years ago
Time to learn Japanese

DrWho3607 10 years ago
My dad is German so I could speak German and tell him the whole story, I think he'll understand

ThunderXpert 2 years ago
Whoever presses this button is stupid. Everybody already has the ability to learn every language. It doesn't say you learn any language you want instantly or much faster.

Coolgamergirl 10 years ago
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skorgepoo 10 years ago
OMG RLLY OH IMA NOT SHARE THIS AND INSTED DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE WITH MY LIFE LIKE DO MORE BUTTONS
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chanda 8 years ago
Speak like master chief. Soo cool. At least for me.

veloxin 10 years ago
I'm from Maldives, so why not?

VoidFLAX 10 months ago
Imagine cannot speak Chinese bro that's going to be a pain in the ass

Allyournamessuck 9 years ago
America doesn't Technically have an official language :P

jakob1 4 years ago
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rndomperson 9 years ago
No way. My life would be 💩 without being able to understand English. 😂Like EVERYTHING is in English.

Joeywcoleygamelover 10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

GarfunklScoob 10 years ago
I hate these bullshit things
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