Will You Press The Button?

GordonLangell 8 years ago

I can already predict the future, even without a button. My prediction may not be accurate, but it is a prediction nonetheless.

Dacoo 10 years ago

Who cares? If the world ends because people didn't listen tome, I'll be able to say "I told you so."

Mepr last year

* to me

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Jacob Wright 13 years ago

I shall predict lottery numbers. I wouldn't even tell people to begin with, I'd use the ability to mess with people.

ScottishCookie 4 years ago

Same

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Bronzey 9 years ago

Professor Trellenary from Harry Potter (butchered the name .-.)

SameOmg 9 years ago

So... professor Trelawney from HP?

greaterfiend 5 years ago

True, even if she only had a grand total of 2 correct predictions.

Jack_foxe 11 years ago

i would predict my own futu-oh wait...i actually dont want to do that.

Enderperson 11 years ago

Lolokolol

Keeley Erin Ryan 13 years ago

'bitch i told you so' would be the thing i'd say every time something happens that i predicted.

IlonkaSneijders 7 years ago

This.

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Moomoothecow 9 years ago

Stocks?

Sharp_Tail 10 years ago

WAIT TIL THE PREDICTIONS HAPPEN #REKT

Alex Hutchins 13 years ago

Like Cassandra?

YouDadLesbo 8 years ago

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Rachel Dinsmore 13 years ago

I love proving people wrong so of course I press the button!

GrubbinTheGreat 9 years ago

Agreed.

Pepijn Herstel 13 years ago

I would predict something, say it, then let it happen, and then say, YOU DIDNT BELIEVE MEH?!

CocoForCookie! 10 years ago

1. Win lottery 2. predict when the world is to end 3. make a bomb shelter or an end of the world protection home decked in food, and royalties. 4. Everyone shall bow down to you 5. people will believe you, and if you're kind enough, the human race wil... [Show full comment]

DeezNuts0 3 years ago

Me: Guys! GTA 6 gets released tomorrow! Other people: no it doesn’t *tommorow GTA 6 comes out* Me: ha see! I fucking told you!

Kodiak 11 years ago

win the lottery save people seconds before they are about to bee killed and stop my self from being killed of unnatural causes

snivy641 10 years ago

whatever. not there business

Blackout-Button 6 years ago

I’ll trick people to think I’m a god... cause why not

FIREMANBRO 11 years ago

I could predict people's fates, and they wouldn't care. Mwahaahhahaaahahhaaha

MaleakhiFaith 9 years ago

No need anybody else, keep the knowledge and power to yaself, they won't believe anyway

Alanna Elric 13 years ago

Every book I have ever read says not to know your fate. You can not change the future, just make it quicker or make the steps leading up to it different.

Chelsy0528 8 years ago

Professor trelawney

jintoya 11 years ago

i would use it to predict and twart flash mobs, just for fun, i would also become a news reporter, then id pull off a bank heist....nude, and they would never catch me!

WIKKIDDABER 9 years ago

Who cares what others think? At least I'll be ready for it!

Winster last year

What do I care about other people?

magicninja103 11 years ago

Preict what choises in you life could do to you

Maddi-Bree 10 years ago

So, like Cassandra?

Slendussy 2 years ago

sucks to be them :/

Of Life and Death 11 years ago

Never tell anyone, just act on it.

AF 8 years ago

That"s like Cassandra, a character from the Greek mythology. She was cursed so that no one would believe her predictions.

Aregism 12 years ago

Eventually they will.

sussyballs2022 5 years ago

bruno time

pleasesaynotospam 11 years ago

prove it and worth it

FeatherVulpes 9 years ago

I'll show them... I'll show them all!

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Sure, I'll win the lottery!

davido 11 years ago

Hell yea

Cat4530 9 years ago

Like I care what others think 😠😏

XBrendonLeeX 10 years ago

Who The Fuck Cares It's My Superpower I'l Use It For What I Want

Warrior_Slash 7 years ago

So... Basically Goosefeather from Warrior cats.

Nerdyboy 10 years ago

Predict lottery numbers. Win the lottery every week and you"d know when somebody would steal from you so you would then hide the money. Also, when buying new things, you"d predict whether it is worth it or not. Amazing and no major downside.

RinStormChaser 2 years ago

82% people pushing the button ??? Bro that's LITERALLY CASSANDRA'S CURSE !!!

MasterOfPuppets 11 years ago

Ill be there at that moment "i told you so"

jordan_turner 8 years ago

fuck them. i can tell the future bitch.

Blahgirlson 11 years ago

oldnotweak has the same mindset that I do. Plus, I can at least look out for myself if something bad is about to happen, and if someone truely cares about me, then they would follow my example in a majority of examples and effectively save themselves indirectly.

AndrewTate 3 years ago

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