You will be able to fly.
but
An annoying goose will always follow you when you fly.
I will not

Sarah_ub 7 years ago
This guy just predicted untitled goose game.

minimegaman090 2 years ago
whats the goose gonna do, put my rake in a body of water

SBURBIAN 11 years ago
The goose will be named jade and she will be my FREND until she annoys the shit out of me. Then I kill her

Lolretrogamer123 6 years ago
Time to bring out the those cod modern warfare skills
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Alpha_Feather 10 years ago
Come on! You get to freaking fly!!!! Who cares about a goose!

KIrbYIsPOyo 6 years ago
i hit yes after i read this
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John Maxwell 13 years ago
I've seen enough movies to know the unwanted annoying companion becomes your most loyal and faithful friend.

helpipeedanditgotinmymouth 4 years ago
Just like goose
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Lydia Farmer 13 years ago
I would befriend the goose, and we would fly around and annoy people together

ninjaboy 11 years ago
loophole. His name jefff

Soaku 10 years ago
Knights of pen and paper 2 Red Wastes secret confirmed?

PhantomGirl 11 years ago
AFLAC

Phantom Presses Buttons 10 years ago
Phantom hey

PhantomGirl 11 years ago
AFLAC

EchinicCoolies 11 years ago
Peeko... is that you?

stefenlovekate 11 years ago
I WILL JUST WEAR EARPLUGS OWWWWWWWWWWW

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
drop a spike behind you

Kaylau9702 11 years ago
I'll kill and roast it and have free goose for life if it respawns

wilroth2403 11 years ago
Just kill it

evilman987 11 years ago
I am already an immortal goose and whale, why does it matter.

Chantelle Louise Watkins-Smith 13 years ago
I shall call him Dave, and he will be my friend.

Froppy 7 years ago
Dave Strider? I thought his birds were crows

Drew Davis 13 years ago
Never having to worry what's for dinner? WIN!

Ian Grow 13 years ago
Burn the witch

Ian Mckinney 13 years ago
kill the goose

J1m 2 years ago
不是哥们

Ultradestroyer 10 years ago
You have a companion

bossotron 11 years ago
You could kill the goose

Joshy09 10 years ago
Hey there, new friend! Let"s go poop on people. YOU"LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

KoolAidDolan 12 years ago
Could just kill it.

X12346 9 years ago
Time for my dinner, Goose!

idkleavemealone 11 years ago
eat it daa

EdgyPotato 10 years ago
Geese are cool

James Samson 13 years ago
thats fine we can be superheroes

MRINFINITYDOTCOM 5 years ago
Time to command my gooses to kill someone

Rolldroller 11 years ago
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PizzaTime 10 years ago
Omg this is sooo stupid with the copy and paste thing especially with the person who died like Mike.Mike wouldn't write that if he's dead

Popatroll 10 years ago
A deluxe apartment with rats doesn't sound very deluxe -.-

Jaiden611 6 years ago
No one said that I can’t kill the goose

Spiderp 9 years ago
A flight and a free meal! No downside.

addictwithapen 11 years ago
ill just make friends with the goose

minecraft pro 11 years ago
I'll kill that fucker

Aubree06 9 years ago
Solution- 1. Befriend the goose. 2. Annoy other people with the goose. #BOOM!!!!!!!!!!

Astral Umbra 12 years ago
tame the goose and keep it as a pet, or just fly out to the middle of nowhere AND KILL IT!

DilemmaGuy 9 days ago
Can't I just kill it?

St. Jax02 10 years ago
So like a Goose sidekick

Innovative-Question 10 years ago
Plot twist: I am the annoying goose!

Hannah Jane Davidson 13 years ago
Geese are amazing anyway! I don't see the downside to this

Cheeese 3 years ago
didn't say invincible

pu$$yslaer6969 10 years ago
oh shit wadup

oldnotweak 11 years ago
i had a pet goose when i was a child... that thing was like a gargoyle.

tintin10 6 years ago
Earplugs

Rerun24 11 years ago
Free flight, doesn't mean I have to fly.

Faplover69 9 years ago
Just kill it

Portal Turtle 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Messi223 10 years ago
I like goose

Ellen Kirstine Hermansen 13 years ago
i love goos'ss's's
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