Will You Press The Button?

Sir Internet9 years ago

I see spam on every single dilemma. Why are people so gullible?? I think I've lost all faith in the human race. (I'm spamming anti spam *puts on sunglasses* deal with it)

BoogleSnoogle2 years ago

this is the most early 2010"s thing I have ever read. it"s great.

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UsedUsername9 years ago

Become best at inventing, invent something to help you do uneasy tasks.

Grifiano7 years ago

Yes. Just yes. Make A ROVOT To Do UR Normal stuff.

Tom McNestry12 years ago

So you become Steven Hawking?

DanIsAwesome10 months ago

Thats what i was thinkin! Also holy shit, 11 years ago? How is it back in 2013? Must be good...

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THE FABULOS MAN9 years ago

Wait If I can't do anything normal I Basically can't breath I also can't eat cause thats normal too....

Chris Hurd12 years ago

Mind Control is my Topic of brilliance.

Fedxftw8 years ago

The best at nothing. Congratulations, you played yourself.

Dennis Kuan12 years ago

noooo i cant fap how evil

Cryptic_Fenrir4 years ago

Ask your mom to help you

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allysaurus9 years ago

THEN YOUR NOT SMART

dankmemes1018 years ago

but breathing is normal tho..

EnchantingWhalegirl8 years ago

LOL!!! So,,,,,, I am pretty much dumber and my sister is dumb. but hey! I would get good grades in math then!!! yay! :D

meowmixer9 years ago

Be the smartest at life

Soup29 years ago

I'll just make a robot that will do that for me..

uenvme10 years ago

make that subject highly specific in everything that you want, normal stuff included

Gods122314 years ago

Lol

HiMyNameIsJeff7 years ago

Hire people to do that stuff for you

hehðŸŒŸsteluÈ›Äƒ9 years ago

I'm good a ARTS

ButtonsAreHardToNotPress8 years ago

I"d be Steven Hawking from Futurama

Doweske9 years ago

If im the smartest person in the world im smart enough to teach my self to cook and wear clothe and eat :P

hippovenom9 years ago

Read the question again

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DumplingMia9 years ago

I'm not normal anyway at all so that's no change for me at all

MrMemez7 years ago

You cannot breath. You cannot die What now?

Mike Zephyr/Futurwol49 years ago

Fuck no, I'm dressing myself up and all just by myself, thanks!

mb2007778 years ago

No Thankyou

NetflixMeh9 years ago

Hell no I don't wanna be no steven harkings lol.

Nut-Buster8 years ago

What if i become an expert in taking care of myself

GodOfLasagne4 years ago

26% of people just didn't read the twist Lol

okiuz9 years ago

you could earn enough Money with the nolage you got that you could pay the people to do things for you,and you would solve some things in the world (time traveling,bunch of maths,what colour is the dress,what's First,chicken,or the egg...)

WhimsicalMagnus10 years ago

I'm going to sound like a total asshole but uh, like Steven Hawking?

SonofaBatman9 years ago

So i get to be rich and not have to do things my butler does......hell I could even get someone to dress me.

doofnugget7 years ago

I was never normal☻

Ronanharringtonyall8 years ago

Home ec lol

iamalittlepincher9 years ago

basically stephen hawkin

DumplingMia9 years ago

Wait if I want my subject to be Cookng does that mean I can Cook

Suit10 years ago

So I could know all there is to know about, let's say, cross knit stitching, but I wont know how to wipe my own ass? I'm good, bro. Pass

LITTLE-_-SEAL5 years ago

I am the worlds best at printing counterfeit money and not being caught

Kittycatpaws9 years ago

That's hilarious

RandomTalker8 years ago

The subject I choose it being the best at doing everything!

SwordsmanKirito9 years ago

So. You essentially become the one character from Sakurasou.

Azhdaya9 years ago

I already can't do those things ;-;

HappyApple8 years ago

if u become a scientist then u can invent somethin to do it all for u and for eating and drinking u can invent something for that too

KittenLover_7last year

If you pressed the button, congratulations! You just killed yourself as you are not connected to a ventilator and are probably very far away from one. Breathing is normal so 🪦.