Will You Press The Button?

Sir Internet 11 years ago

I see spam on every single dilemma. Why are people so gullible?? I think I've lost all faith in the human race. (I'm spamming anti spam *puts on sunglasses* deal with it)

BoogleSnoogle 4 years ago

this is the most early 2010"s thing I have ever read. it"s great.

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UsedUsername 10 years ago

Become best at inventing, invent something to help you do uneasy tasks.

Grifiano 9 years ago

Yes. Just yes. Make A ROVOT To Do UR Normal stuff.

Tom McNestry 13 years ago

So you become Steven Hawking?

DanIsAwesome 2 years ago

Thats what i was thinkin! Also holy shit, 11 years ago? How is it back in 2013? Must be good...

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THE FABULOS MAN 11 years ago

Wait If I can't do anything normal I Basically can't breath I also can't eat cause thats normal too....

Chris Hurd 13 years ago

Mind Control is my Topic of brilliance.

Fedxftw 9 years ago

The best at nothing. Congratulations, you played yourself.

Dennis Kuan 13 years ago

noooo i cant fap how evil

Cryptic_Fenrir 5 years ago

Ask your mom to help you

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doofnugget 9 years ago

I was never normal☻

SonofaBatman 10 years ago

So i get to be rich and not have to do things my butler does......hell I could even get someone to dress me.

Ronanharringtonyall 9 years ago

Home ec lol

iamalittlepincher 11 years ago

basically stephen hawkin

Suit 11 years ago

So I could know all there is to know about, let's say, cross knit stitching, but I wont know how to wipe my own ass? I'm good, bro. Pass

Tia last year

外骨骼装甲。我直接变成钢铁侠。一个正常人会穿着外骨骼装甲出门？日本我来了。

DumplingMia 10 years ago

Wait if I want my subject to be Cookng does that mean I can Cook

LITTLE-_-SEAL 7 years ago

I am the worlds best at printing counterfeit money and not being caught

Kittycatpaws 10 years ago

That's hilarious

RandomTalker 9 years ago

The subject I choose it being the best at doing everything!

SwordsmanKirito 11 years ago

So. You essentially become the one character from Sakurasou.

Azhdaya 11 years ago

I already can't do those things ;-;

HappyApple 10 years ago

if u become a scientist then u can invent somethin to do it all for u and for eating and drinking u can invent something for that too

KittenLover_7 3 years ago

If you pressed the button, congratulations! You just killed yourself as you are not connected to a ventilator and are probably very far away from one. Breathing is normal so 🪦.

JonesBBQAndFootMassage 10 years ago

What if i wanna be the smartest person in cooking, dressing yourself, eating and so on?

Tom Bombadil 11 years ago

Whoever made this clearly can't do normal things like grammar.

Davd 10 years ago

Also known as: You become Nikola Tesla

Nubbins244 9 years ago

Instead of cook, I shall cuisine, instead of dress myself I shall throw on some clothes.

HockeyPhil 9 years ago

When you"re the most intelligent person you could invent a machine that helps you:)

Yolo1234 11 years ago

I guess so

ClaraHinds 10 years ago

You can be the smartest person in the world when it comes to normal things

McTreevil 11 years ago

know how to duplicate money and hire someone to do that stuff for you....

kskblzdjdkskbl 24 days ago

那不是霍金吗👍

Thomas Spangler 13 years ago

so for one year just go ahead and start writing scripts change your area 2 being self reliant

Wtfisdisbullshit 6 years ago

Im just in my bed bruh

Joeywcoleygamelover 10 years ago

but you would SURVIVE without that?SIGN ME UP!I hate doing that by myself!

RosieBoozled 9 years ago

So basically an actor

Lissa Trancy 11 years ago

Smart, make enormous amount of money, hire a bloody butler.

jhinijhinicacau 9 years ago

What if i already am but i cant Tell anyone or they think im stupid?

BeanieDoesStuffzzz 3 years ago

Just become the smartest person at life

ELZEE999 11 years ago

Why would I want to be awesome at school and not be able to brush my own teeth?

godlymeme 10 years ago

Smartest person in the world in normal things B)

S20121124 9 years ago

Mom you"re gonna be busy XD

VelocityRaptor28 9 years ago

start with whatever makes the most money, then hire people for it

JustLikeTheySay 11 years ago

Create a robot. BOOM.

Baughg1 10 years ago

I am an expert on the subject everything bitch loophole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MeepKeep 11 years ago

Guess the writer has a personal experience with the premise.

pmullooly 12 years ago

this is basically autism you guys

Mikaelious 6 years ago

I could create machines to help with these things

anomynousguy101 10 years ago

i guess i could make money to pay for someone

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago

build a robot to do it and pretend ur in wallis and gromit

DarkShark127 11 years ago

I don't need to be smart. #Phan #Septic

Camster 11 years ago

just invent a way for a robot to do it all for you

Buttcracker 9 years ago

Make money off of your smarts and hire kawaii anime maids to help you

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