Will You Press The Button?

Sir Internet 11 years ago

I see spam on every single dilemma. Why are people so gullible?? I think I've lost all faith in the human race. (I'm spamming anti spam *puts on sunglasses* deal with it)

BoogleSnoogle 4 years ago

this is the most early 2010"s thing I have ever read. it"s great.

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UsedUsername 10 years ago

Become best at inventing, invent something to help you do uneasy tasks.

Grifiano 9 years ago

Yes. Just yes. Make A ROVOT To Do UR Normal stuff.

Tom McNestry 13 years ago

So you become Steven Hawking?

DanIsAwesome 2 years ago

Thats what i was thinkin! Also holy shit, 11 years ago? How is it back in 2013? Must be good...

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THE FABULOS MAN 11 years ago

Wait If I can't do anything normal I Basically can't breath I also can't eat cause thats normal too....

Chris Hurd 13 years ago

Mind Control is my Topic of brilliance.

Fedxftw 9 years ago

The best at nothing. Congratulations, you played yourself.

Dennis Kuan 13 years ago

noooo i cant fap how evil

Cryptic_Fenrir 5 years ago

Ask your mom to help you

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jhinijhinicacau 10 years ago

What if i already am but i cant Tell anyone or they think im stupid?

ELZEE999 11 years ago

Why would I want to be awesome at school and not be able to brush my own teeth?

BeanieDoesStuffzzz 3 years ago

Just become the smartest person at life

S20121124 9 years ago

Mom you"re gonna be busy XD

godlymeme 10 years ago

Smartest person in the world in normal things B)

VelocityRaptor28 9 years ago

start with whatever makes the most money, then hire people for it

JustLikeTheySay 11 years ago

Create a robot. BOOM.

MeepKeep 11 years ago

Guess the writer has a personal experience with the premise.

Baughg1 10 years ago

I am an expert on the subject everything bitch loophole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mikaelious 6 years ago

I could create machines to help with these things

anomynousguy101 10 years ago

i guess i could make money to pay for someone

pmullooly 12 years ago

this is basically autism you guys

DarkShark127 11 years ago

I don't need to be smart. #Phan #Septic

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago

build a robot to do it and pretend ur in wallis and gromit

Buttcracker 10 years ago

Make money off of your smarts and hire kawaii anime maids to help you

Camster 11 years ago

just invent a way for a robot to do it all for you

dddd 10 years ago

I AM THE WORLDS SMARTEST PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spartan14147332 11 years ago

Jamoflauge DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your ... [Show full comment]

Not-trump 2 years ago

That's what a wife is for. Downside?

Ozzyman7 8 years ago

you could become the worlds smartest person in basic human needs or parenting for dummies

Adre Adri 10 years ago

lol po

dankmemes101 9 years ago

but breathing is normal tho..

allysaurus 11 years ago

THEN YOUR NOT SMART

EnchantingWhalegirl 10 years ago

LOL!!! So,,,,,, I am pretty much dumber and my sister is dumb. but hey! I would get good grades in math then!!! yay! :D

meowmixer 11 years ago

Be the smartest at life

uenvme 12 years ago

make that subject highly specific in everything that you want, normal stuff included

Gods12231 6 years ago

Lol

Soup2 10 years ago

I'll just make a robot that will do that for me..

HiMyNameIsJeff 9 years ago

Hire people to do that stuff for you

hehðŸŒŸsteluÈ›Äƒ 11 years ago

I'm good a ARTS

Doweske 11 years ago

If im the smartest person in the world im smart enough to teach my self to cook and wear clothe and eat :P

hippovenom 11 years ago

Read the question again

ButtonsAreHardToNotPress 9 years ago

I"d be Steven Hawking from Futurama

Xiaoshuai last year

I will not

DumplingMia 10 years ago

I'm not normal anyway at all so that's no change for me at all

Spartan14147332 11 years ago

Jamoflauge DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your ... [Show full comment]

Mike Zephyr/Futurwol4 10 years ago

Fuck no, I'm dressing myself up and all just by myself, thanks!

MrMemez 8 years ago

You cannot breath. You cannot die What now?

mb200777 9 years ago

No Thankyou

Nut-Buster 10 years ago

What if i become an expert in taking care of myself

NetflixMeh 11 years ago

Hell no I don't wanna be no steven harkings lol.

WhimsicalMagnus 12 years ago

I'm going to sound like a total asshole but uh, like Steven Hawking?

GodOfLasagne 6 years ago

26% of people just didn't read the twist Lol

okiuz 10 years ago

you could earn enough Money with the nolage you got that you could pay the people to do things for you,and you would solve some things in the world (time traveling,bunch of maths,what colour is the dress,what's First,chicken,or the egg...)

doofnugget 9 years ago

I was never normal☻

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