Will You Press The Button?

Americanwolf9 months ago

burn down the 1st gym

bathwaterlast year

i know why you said yes.

235x0last year

I feel like after a moment any one of the gods in the pokémon universe will punish you for pressing the button and (or) try to revert the change. Plus the pokémon universe & this universe use different laws of physics (for example infinite power is canon) ...[Show full comment]

Temnai9 years ago

Wait, the first gym is beatable? (JK) I would totally love to be one of the many creepy people who loiter around in towns and say really awkward slightly sexualized lines to 12 year olds off on their adventure. Someone has to, the 90% creepy guy to 9% no...[Show full comment]

scenemoPianist4 months ago

W8 what the last time I played Pokémon waz @ 13 (2020) when did this happen?

Coaster8 years ago

Come on level 100 blastoise, kill the level 11 geodude! Aw come on, you died again?

Superdude32668 years ago

Pff. Alola has trials. Tooootally different

Pilz9 years ago

I mean... female Gardevoir is a thing.

CASHMONEY9 years ago

Then just go to a different gym

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

@Nasho, you can go to different gyms in Scarlet and Violet. However, you can’t “get past the first gym”, meaning that you can’t beat it, according to the downside. So you could theoretically get 7 total gym badges plus the 10 others. However, you need all 8 gym badges to finish the game. So…

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Batxi4 years ago

Why would I want to go past the gym? I need to go to it to challenge it

TheThinker9 years ago

Nevermind the gyms, there are other ways to become a pokemon master. You just can't gain the title, unless you can manage to contact and battle the champion in some different way. Besides, I got's freakin' POKEMANZ!!

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Pokemanz isn't a thing so therefore you get nothing!

PsychicSandshrew8 years ago

1. Join Team Rocket 2. Become the leader 3. ??? 4. Profit

Blockman3508 years ago

If it"s in real life; there"s no inexplicable universal laws to control you. So, cheat!

SNAKEGIRL7 years ago

you are very smart

SirSchmidt9 years ago

You could be the best in the world and just never fight in the gyms

Josh 'george' West12 years ago

theres more to it than the gyms

hiDlee7 years ago

Ya just catch a bunch of Pokémon and travel everywhere

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RandomGuy28 years ago

*Walks past the first gym* Oh I just got past the first gym xD

Leah_7708 years ago

I"ve seen this question what to many times but I'll just have some Pokemon and live with them.

Migdin18 years ago

Well.... there is team rocket.....

scenemoPianist4 months ago

Worth it.

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PeterSenior9 years ago

In the first game you can glitch past the first gym and don't even have to beat it. Also, Sun and Moon don't have gyms.

Migdin18 years ago

But this is real life, not a game... How do you glitch in real life

LuckYBoi139 years ago

Screw the 1st one i'd just move on to the 2nd

Migdin19 years ago

To pass the 1st gym means you cant beat it, this is not the games, you can still travel to other gyms. Just tell them that you cant go to the 1st gym

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Giga_CMG YT9 years ago

Screw the gym, roam around the world, training my Lucario to combine 2+ moves to create 1 devastating attack (DOUBLE TEAM + AURA SPHERE= GIANT AURA SPHERE) And yes, I watch Naruto Shippuden

iAmNaughtyPanda9 years ago

My ratata is top percentage!

Migdin19 years ago

Ha you will never beat my MAGIKARP!!! I got him for 10,000,000 Pokedollars from somebody behind the pokemart!

Jacob Wright12 years ago

I'll just steal the first badge then.

LionBoyGX4 years ago

True

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Jasmine Annalee12 years ago

I can still be a really good trainer without badges. Bring on the charizard!

Mitchell Becker12 years ago

Who needs badges when I can fuck Slaking and Charizard! Lol

the117doctor8 years ago

HillBillies did you ever hear of rule 36?

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Simon Davidson12 years ago

Well either way you can catch them all and train them all so is it really that bad?

ghost15088 years ago

i don't want Pokemon someone could get a tyranitar and destroy my house

IMayHavePressedIt10 years ago

You know what screw gems i got my Eevee

IAmBarackObama2 years ago

Let’s be honest, if Pokėmon was real, half of us would be a bit more focused on catching a Gardevoir than going to a gym

lolmi9 years ago

Whoever made this never realized an official Pokemon GO Team Rocket admin would see this.

LiittleLeopard7 years ago

Then beat the SECOND GYM

Coghalo10 years ago

Fuck you!

LionBoyGX4 years ago

Steal the badge become champion and date misty

tablecloth76769 years ago

Don't like Pokemon

Dankmemes418 years ago

Just download my boy they never said cheats arent real

lilfreedom 10 years ago

I can have a pokemon Ranch Merreps everywhere bitches

Shea3789 years ago

Couldent i just skip it? Or atleast steal it

Samsteel511 years ago

I don' want to live in a world full of giant, deadly monsters. I like Pokemon, but not THAT much.

Pastel-Cringe138 years ago

I only came for the adorable Pokémon. I'll create an adoption center called: PokèPets. You can adopt all the adorable baby Pokémon.

DerpyDan10 years ago

FUCKING DRAGON AMAZING CHARAZARD

ChampionTheIV9 years ago

If pokemon was real I would kill myself.

James Fujita12 years ago

The Pokemon world is insane. Judging from the anime, no animals exist, just pokemon. Therefore, you would have to eat pokemon.

TheOnlyGod8 years ago

Exactly I want to eathe them

ZeMedicMain6 years ago

*has all legends on lvl 50* *somehow loses*

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me I turned myself into a dragon and can't turn myself back!

Waffle_Wumbo9 years ago

I DONT CARE I WANT A FLAREON CUZ THEYRE CUTE AND FLUFFY

AFellowStargazer7 years ago

So, there will still be thousands of new food to try.

JoeySTRIKE10 years ago

Well ill just shoot someone with badges

HereForTheSakeOfIt8 years ago

Yep I'm gonna get fucking Arceus and create a world where i am a God so fuck yeah!

zgavar10 years ago

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tangman09308 years ago

I cannot get past the first gym...Is there a barricade?

HolyNipples10 years ago

If Pokemon were real I would hate to use them in fighting because that would be really traumatizing, I mean think about it. No downfall for me here :)

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