Will You Press The Button?

graewes 11 years ago

"Heres the cure for cancer." "No, I don't believe you." "But Hes cured..." "NO" "But.." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

bungus2 2 years ago

this is what arguing on the internet is like, supposedly

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AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

If you have all the knowledge in the universe then you would find out how to make everyone believe you... LOOPHOLE ACCOMPLISHED! !!

Ex-E 5 years ago

Not like anyone believes me now

yurio 9 years ago

They said the earth was flat But no

FormalEnderman10 last year

THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT

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Gerpar 9 years ago

Make the world"s strongest gaming computer.

im_a_runner 10 years ago

They wont always believe what you say, but they will always believe what you do

Datwolfgal 10 years ago

Well covince em'

NotEmkay 7 months ago

this is just "would you become Cassandra from the Trojan war?"

Warlord2080 10 years ago

Mathematics and scientific research in controlled testing will break this dilemma

Jamenneel 10 years ago

Let's do some math: if all of the knowledge in the entire universe= God (partially) and God (partially) =outside of the entire universe then obtaining all of the knowledge in the universe= God (p) - God (p) = 0. Therefore, you know nothing.

Marco Domokos 13 years ago

They don't need to believe if I prove it :P

gavinbrichardson 8 years ago

They still won't believe you.

Lollygal233 9 years ago

Say the opposite durr

echo Phoenix 11 years ago

But should I know how to make them believe me?

CMHammond 11 years ago

You'll know that you cannot.

Lalo Sayavedra 13 years ago

I don't need people to believe me, i'd get ALL of my problems solved by knowing everything.

Urmum.exe 11 years ago

You say that but imagine knowing an even deeper knowledge of how terrible some things in the world are. Not only that but even when you know these great things you cant share them without being turned down. You would eventually begin doubting yourself. You would most likely be driven insane.

Savannah Thorson 13 years ago

Wait, remember what happened to Donna....

LOOOL 11 years ago

do u know aphmau AKA jess

Katie Cassie 13 years ago

So, they'll just listen to me to the same extent they do now?

batuhandere 9 years ago

Know everything Dont need to tell Solve every problem in your god damn life time And also know how to live forever cure everything basically you become god like

PtdShiny 12 years ago

no one believes me anyway so yeah SLAM THE BUTTON

virchau 10 years ago

"All the sexy and hot women in the world do not want to have sex with me!"

brianTwill 11 years ago

U will be like a scientist then

HannahOran21 11 years ago

No one believes me anyways. I will just know all the answers to my math homework and life would be great.

FaalVahlok 7 years ago

You made someone else said it, you don't said it"s yours, you make it only for yourself

MudTail360 11 years ago

Write a blog then \\\\?/

Kevin Amirault 13 years ago

it doesnt matter.. humans are already stupid dumbshits that dont believe the truth in anything... i would much rather be the non-ignorant one in this sea of ignorance

AntiBronyMasterrace 8 years ago

Teacher:What"s 2 plus 2? Me:4? Teacher:Wrong! Todd:4? Teacher:Correct!

xlittle 11 years ago

contradictory... if i say 1+1=2, learned people must know its true

thelocalcannon 10 years ago

i get bullied, so here is the perfect plan say oh no i am gay they think im straight lololol

Normal Joe 11 years ago

"1 + 1 = 2" "I don't believe you"

RedSteem 10 years ago

Me :"Yes I do know how to time tra-" Scientist:"I don't care my friend..."

UselessIdiot77 2 years ago

Like, anything granted from the knowledge or just in general?

EaterOfFarts 11 years ago

Nobody has to believe what I say

ValerieParker 9 years ago

I'll just lie, if I want them to believe.

UniChloe 11 years ago

EVERY SCIENTIST WHO MADE A CONTRIBUTION TO OUR KNOWLEDGE OF SCIENCE HAD THIS PROBLEM SO...

Omni 11 years ago

An if I write it down

Quentin Ramirez 13 years ago

all knowledge means you earn how to everything. you can recreate the universe as you see fit. who cares who believes you?

agent KB 10 years ago

Just don't say things. Write them. LOOP HOLES 4 LIFE

Soaku 10 years ago

2 errors found: 404: Downfall not found; 500: Downfall is activated when you use the power; there is no sense to not press the button.

Gamebaby 454 11 years ago

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takahashi01 7 years ago

Say =/= write

Momtezf 11 years ago

You don't have to believe me fgt just don't act surprised when I make something from the future that inserts infinite dilodoes in ur moms ass

houheya 2 years ago

说反话

Manza123 11 years ago

I don't need to know that much

platniumhawk 9 years ago

U don't need to believe when u know

danandphil 11 years ago

No one believes what i say anyways so

Dmitrij_P.C. 10 years ago

Who says I give a sh*t about what other people say and think?

OscarNechvoglod 9 years ago

just use it for urself

1r5 12 years ago

Say everything opposite. Like: I g2g 2 toilet becomes i am not going 2 toilet. Also... 1r5: I know your worst fear. Kim: Yeah right. 1r5:*Shows Drooodle* Kim:AAAH 1r5: I didnt told you so! I didnt told you so!

TacticalFinSolider 10 years ago

Superpower + story of my life = no downside

LeonWantsSexx 3 years ago

idc

jake flynn 11 years ago

They believe what you write

Xain 6 years ago

wtf what if i know the cure to covid this is how its going to go me: doc i found the- doc: shut up me: doc real i found the cure to- doc LALALALALALA me: doc stop ignoring me i found the cure to covid doc: puf ya sure you your such a lier me: doc can you... [Show full comment]

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