Will You Press The Button?

graewes 11 years ago

"Heres the cure for cancer." "No, I don't believe you." "But Hes cured..." "NO" "But.." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

bungus2 2 years ago

this is what arguing on the internet is like, supposedly

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AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

If you have all the knowledge in the universe then you would find out how to make everyone believe you... LOOPHOLE ACCOMPLISHED! !!

Ex-E 5 years ago

Not like anyone believes me now

yurio 9 years ago

They said the earth was flat But no

FormalEnderman10 last year

THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT

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Gerpar 9 years ago

Make the world"s strongest gaming computer.

im_a_runner 10 years ago

They wont always believe what you say, but they will always believe what you do

Datwolfgal 10 years ago

Well covince em'

NotEmkay 6 months ago

this is just "would you become Cassandra from the Trojan war?"

Warlord2080 10 years ago

Mathematics and scientific research in controlled testing will break this dilemma

Jamenneel 10 years ago

Let's do some math: if all of the knowledge in the entire universe= God (partially) and God (partially) =outside of the entire universe then obtaining all of the knowledge in the universe= God (p) - God (p) = 0. Therefore, you know nothing.

Marco Domokos 13 years ago

They don't need to believe if I prove it :P

gavinbrichardson 8 years ago

They still won't believe you.

Lollygal233 9 years ago

Say the opposite durr

echo Phoenix 11 years ago

But should I know how to make them believe me?

CMHammond 11 years ago

You'll know that you cannot.

Lalo Sayavedra 13 years ago

I don't need people to believe me, i'd get ALL of my problems solved by knowing everything.

Urmum.exe 11 years ago

You say that but imagine knowing an even deeper knowledge of how terrible some things in the world are. Not only that but even when you know these great things you cant share them without being turned down. You would eventually begin doubting yourself. You would most likely be driven insane.

Savannah Thorson 13 years ago

Wait, remember what happened to Donna....

LOOOL 11 years ago

do u know aphmau AKA jess

Katie Cassie 13 years ago

So, they'll just listen to me to the same extent they do now?

Blaze_boi_ 6 years ago

I will use my big universal knowledge and find a way or I will just let those people shit with their life

thejulio 11 years ago

You can have all the knowledge ok its awesome

TheGamePIN 9 years ago

Here is the cure for ebola. NO. But look, he"s better. NO. Uhh... Yeah he is. *stabs guy* I think you'll find he isn't.

Brian MacNeil 13 years ago

Sounds like the doctor to me!

swgrisiaf 10 years ago

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dkeene 11 years ago

Why have friends then??

SmartieYT 10 years ago

Jokes on them.

AdvancE 11 years ago

I'm fine with that? on facebook ill tell everyone gods real. problem solved.

KWAvalCake 8 years ago

This is like hat one Greek myth where some girl can tell the future but no one believes her because FUCKING DUMBASS APOLLO

Sugarbear 10 years ago

Nobody believes me now so no downside for me

just_some_russian_dj 2 years ago

Literally the current political situation in half the world. Nobody believes the flat earthers that the globalists are running the system.

Feps 11 years ago

rob a bank and say " I ROBBED THIS BANK " $.$

AF 9 years ago

Then you'll know how to make everyone believe you.

RockyStarNova 11 years ago

It's okay. I don't like talking to other people anyways. I hate people, and they hate me. c:

H4CK1SB4D 4 years ago

Bro I can walk. I dont believe you...

Normac2 11 years ago

theey dont believe me anyway

pashy_xoxo 9 years ago

I don't really care whether they believe me or not :/ Their fault and their loss

MR.TROLL_FACE 12 years ago

wheress the down side?

plazma7250 10 years ago

write books

Gamebaby 454 11 years ago

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Joy_Fishman_Jr 7 years ago

So I'll become Dr.Who...?

jmchenry123 11 years ago

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nelson2tm 11 years ago

Then write it down!

Herogh0st 8 years ago

"This is how to obtain an unlimited source of power""I don't belive you!""Okay then it isn't an unlimited powersource!""Damn i think that guy has found an unlimited powersource!" Problem solved youst say the opposit